I walked to Xi Yu's side and smiled flatteringly, "Daughter-in-law."
"Who is your wife?"
"You, who else can I have besides you?" Then I smiled again, "What a good wife."
Xiyu glanced at me and said, "Wang Baliu, that's okay."
"What happened to me?"
"Didn't you say you wanted to beat yourself to death? Let me see."
"Okay." Then I took out an oil pen and simply hit it on my head.
Xiyu was stunned for a moment, then pointed at me, "This is what you said, beat yourself to death with a big stick."
"Yeah, just teach me a lesson. If you were so awesome, who would care about you and be considerate to you?"
"There are plenty of people."
"Ahem, to put it this way, it's a bit serious and excessive."
"You still know how to go too far."
"Good wife, I was really wrong." After I finished speaking, I took out the oil pen and handed it to Xi Yu, "I am willing to be punished."
"Oh, your attitude of admitting your mistake is so good." Xiyu picked up the oil pen and hit me on the head.
I covered my head and said, "Okay."
Xiyu smiled, "You know what I'm doing, if you don't contact me today, I will block you and never contact you again in this life."
"Then you're not at a loss."
"It's okay, it's not like no one wants it anyway."
"Let's see who dares to ask for it."
"You're still being arrogant."
I quickly smiled and said, "No, no."
Xiyu crossed his arms and asked me, "Wang Yue."
"Ah, what's wrong?"
"I heard that you have been living a very cool life recently."
I was stunned for a moment, "Why am I so cool?"
"Anyway, you don't have to worry about eating or drinking, and everything is quite comfortable."
"No, no."
"I heard that now I'm smoking in Dayun, on Xiaowang, and in Laughing Restaurant, and I'm pretty rich."
"No, no," I took a deep breath. "The best thing I have done recently is buying a bottle of Coca-Cola for three yuan."
"I see you don't have money and you are living a good and carefree life. Why are you suddenly no longer so carefree?"
"No, no, really no, how can I have money?"
"You're not happy."
I shook my head, "I'm definitely not happy."
"Okay." Xiyu looked at me. "Wang Yue, tell me, have you been smoking cigarettes, skipping school and surfing the Internet these past few days, and then went to the restaurant to eat well and sleep well every day?" Xiyu said. After finishing it, he continued, "I'll give you ten minutes. You can think about how to lie to me and make it up properly."
I took a deep breath, "Would you believe me if I told you about my own money?"
"You kept some personal money again, didn't you?"
"No, it's not my private money. My private money is only 20 yuan. The problem is that 20 yuan turned into 100 yuan."
"How did you change? Don't say you gamble anymore."
"No." I looked at Xiyu, "If I said it was Xiyang who gave it to me, would you believe it?"
"You said if you were me, would you believe it?"
I thought about it, then shook my head, "Of course I don't believe it." Then I took a deep breath, "Then I said I lied to Sunset. Do you believe it?"
Xiyu touched his crotch and thought for a moment, "Well, this reason is pretty good, I can barely believe it."
"Well, then I must have lied to Sunset."
Xiyu glanced at me, "Do you know about Xiyang?"
"What's wrong with him?"
"He recently made my dad very happy. He did something that my dad particularly liked and was very happy about."
"Are you talking about catching a thief?"
"Well, I never thought in my wildest dreams that Sunset would be so desperate to catch that desperado."
"Well, Sunset didn't say thank you to me."
"Thank you for what you are doing." Xiyu looked at me very puzzled, "What does his catching a thief have to do with you."
"When you have time, ask him if he has anything to do with me."
"Anyway, he is going to be promoted. My father said that this will make his future path a lot smoother."
I smiled and said, "Originally, his road has been quite smooth."
"I mean, in this way, it's justifiable. You haven't told me yet what catching a thief at sunset has to do with you."
"Okay, don't worry about the sunset," I said to Xiyu, "Don't be angry with me, okay."
Xiyu sighed, then hugged my arm and said to me, "Wang Yue, I really don't know if I owed you anything in my previous life. Anyway, I just can't be angry with you. Please treat me well now." Apologize and I will forgive you."
I smiled and said, "My dear wife, I was wrong. I'm sorry. I'll change it and I promise I won't do it again."
"That's what you said again." Xiyu sighed at me. "I knew that you couldn't bear to change the order and words of the apology. Is it so difficult for you?"
"I sincerely admit my mistake."
"I don't care if you are sincere or not, I just want to ask you one thing: can you change your shortcomings? Can you stop making the same mistakes?"
"Absolutely."
"Have you changed it?"
"I must have changed it, but the problem is that I always make mistakes without knowing it. What should I do about this?"
Xiyu glanced at me, "Then you mean that once you make a mistake, you make a mistake without knowing it, and then you are not wrong anymore, right?"
"Almost."
"You have a really good excuse."
"It's not a good search." I asked Xiyu, "Can you blame me for saying this?"
"Well, I don't blame you," Xiyu said angrily, "Just blame me."
"No, no." I quickly smiled, "You better blame me."
Xiyu glanced at me and then said "hum", what should I have for dinner?"
"You can eat whatever you ask for."
"Tell me what you want to eat."
"I really want to eat meat, eat meat, touch meat, you know."
Xiyu glanced at me, "Can you stop being such a gangster?"
"Actually, I haven't touched meat for a long time. I know you really want to do it. I'll touch it for you too. Neither of us will suffer. Do you think that's okay?"
Xiyu said "Ouch" and then smiled, "You are quite good at distributing."
"That's right, good wife, it's time to eat. After you finish eating, go and touch the meat."
"Go away, you bastard" Xiyu cursed at me, "Why are you so shameless?"
"What's so shameless about this? I always think this is the most sacred thing in the world."
"Don't do this, I'll tell you." Xiyu pointed at me, "Wang Yue, is there anything else in your obscene head?"
"Don't tell me, there really is something else."
"What's there?"
I thought about it and then said, "Money."
"What money."
"That is to say, for the future division of our property, can you give me one-third?"
Xiyu glanced at me and said, "No."
"The fifth"
"No." Xiyu continued, "I have no money."
"I'm so stupid."
"You can use another dirty word for me."
"No, no." I quickly smiled, "I said you can't let me be a big man with just a few dollars. It would be so embarrassing."
Xiyu looked at me, "What's the matter with just a few dollars? There are so many people like this. Many students don't bring any money to school. They just go home and have a meal. Look at you, why am I taking care of you like this now?" It’s for your own good and it saves you money. When you usually use money, why can I always take out the money? Isn’t it because I know how to save money?”
"Yes, but you don't have to be too frugal, right? How can you live such a life?"
"If I say no, it won't be possible. There is no negotiation on this."
I looked at Xi Yu and said, "No matter how hard I talk to you, it won't work."
Xiyu nodded, "Well, no, and you bastard, don't rush me again."
I smiled and said, "Okay, don't worry, let's eat the meat first and then touch the meat."
"It's OK to eat meat, but not OK to touch it."
"Then can we change it so that we can touch meat instead of eating meat?"
"What's wrong with you? You didn't even eat for that."
"As for that, it is the most sacred thing in the world."
Xiyu sighed, "I'm not in the mood anyway, so I'll just eat meat. It's up to you whether you want to eat it or not."
"Eat, eat." I was also a little depressed,
I followed Xi Yu to a barbecue stall and bought a bunch of mutton skewers. I ate them and made a fuss. I originally thought Xi Yu was joking when he said he was not allowed to touch the meat.
I found out later that she was serious and didn't let us touch our flesh that day. She told me that this was punishment.
I was also a little depressed, but I still sent her home. I was a little unhappy, but it didn’t matter after thinking about it. I quickly adjusted my mentality. Downstairs of Xiyu’s house, we kissed goodbye. After the kiss, I looked up. Glancing at the windows of their house,
"What are you looking at?"
"Look at the sunset."
"He has been very busy these past two days and has no time to care about you."
I smiled and said, "Bye, wife."
"Bye, hubby." Xiyu also smiled, and then I saw her back disappear from my sight.
I took a deep breath, "The Cold War is over." The only regret is that I didn't touch the flesh, which was a bit depressing. My sex has been really strong recently.
I went out and took a taxi,
As soon as I arrived at Chen Yang's house, my phone rang.
I picked up the phone and said "Hello."
"Wang Yue, can you not be mean?"
I was stunned for a moment. The voice belonged to Lin Ran. As for why she was angry, I immediately realized why she was angry. I just asked a little confused, "What do you mean?"
"I don't mean it. I'm just asking you if you can stop being such a bitch."
"What did I do to you?"
"Can you please stop disturbing my life?" Lin Ran followed, "Do you think you are the savior? Do you think you are the King of Heaven? You have to take care of everything."
"What do I care about?"
"You understand my matter yourself, Xin Cheng, was it you who sent you to the hospital?"
"Who said that."
"You keep pretending. He just called me to beg me to forgive him. I was curious about what happened. Then when I asked my classmate, it turned out that she told you everything. I was very confused. You just don't go. Xiyu, who cares about you, why are you here caring about me? Now you know everything, you are fine, you are happy, and you are beautiful. The last time I took your money, it was just to beat the child."
I took a deep breath "I really don't know anything."
"Still pretending."
"coincide."
"What a coincidence? Is it possible that such a thing is a coincidence?"
"Why not."
"Get out." Lin Ran cursed at me, "I don't need you to pity me, nor do I need you to help me, nor do I need him to beg for my forgiveness. You all get out, get away."
I sighed, "You're wrong. I didn't pity you. I don't know what you're going to say."
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