Bandit Li laughed. While laughing, he took pictures of the two people's household registration books and ID cards in front of Shi Jingke and Han Han. When I saw Shi Jingke, it was like eating bitter melon. Han Han was really stupid.
, I didn’t notice Shi Jingke’s expression at all, he was still clinging to me, with a happy look on his face. In fact, when the bandits took out these things like magic, we were a little surprised, what a joke.
, the ID card can be captured normally, but the household registration book can also be captured. Originally, I thought that I couldn’t get married without the household registration book, but now the household registration book has appeared. I even took out the household registration book and took a look at it.
, let me check it out, it’s actually true.
Later I found out that Shi Jingke just took his ID card with him when he ran away. He sewed a pocket in the back of his underwear and put his household registration book inside.
of.
"Cheers, cheers! Congratulations to the newlyweds!!"
I quickly raised the cup, and Bandit Li laughed "hahaha". While laughing, he raised the cup and said, "From today on, we are a family, a real family!"
People at this table started drinking generously.
Shi Jingke's deflated expression was really out of this world. He raised his glass as if he were lifting weights, smiling wryly.
"Thank you everyone!"
The banquet was a lively one. Bandit Li drank very generously and took big sips. Han Han was a real Xiaojiabiyu. He almost didn’t want to say a word, but he rubbed Shi Jingke’s words on the side.
Mouth, doing this and that, she really does look like a little daughter-in-law.
I saw everyone drinking happily. I touched Samoke lightly, turned around and went out. In the bathroom outside, within a few seconds, Samoke also came in, and he stood next to me.
, I saw that there was no one else in the bathroom, so I lowered my voice and said, "Why did you run away from home and bring your household registration book with you?"
"There's no reason, I just want to take it with me, is that okay?"
I looked at Samoke and said, "Damn it, you son of a bitch, talk to me in a better manner."
"Damn it, look at me being beaten like that, you are all watching from the side, now you want me to be nicer to you?"
"You deserve to be beaten. If I were that person, I would beat you too. It's because you are too good at it."
"You asked me here just to educate me, right?" I saw with my own eyes that after Samoke peed on his hand with an awesome expression on his face, he shook his hand vigorously, wiped his mouth, and frowned slightly, it must have been a feeling
Got a strange taste.
I never understood why he could be so cool and calm.
"I think Han Han is a pretty good girl, simple and beautiful, and she looks very honest at first glance."
I started teasing him from the side. Sure enough, as soon as I started teasing him, Shi Jingke got anxious from the side.
"You rarely fart. I don't like this. You can't even fart with eight sticks. You don't even dare to make a sound when you get into bed. You don't understand anything and you can't do anything. I'll go ahead and my head is as dumb as a melon."
You stupid pig! Shut up!"
I saw Shi Jingke so angry, with his eyes wide open, and the characteristic features of his expression were fully displayed.
"You'd better keep your voice down. According to Bandit Li's attitude of concern for his sister, if he hears these words of yours, I think he can tear your mouth apart. Do you believe it? You will be responsible for the consequences!"
After Shi Jingke said "You!", he stared at me angrily and pointed at me with his hand. He wanted to speak several times, but nothing came out. I looked at him and became really anxious, so I stopped teasing him.
Yes, lowered the voice
"If you leave now, you still have time. If we send you away, I don't think anyone can stop you."
"After all, marriage is not a child's play. You cannot be forced into marriage. If you don't like her so much, then just leave."
Shi Jingke turned to look at me, frowning, not knowing what he was thinking. I patted him on the shoulder.
"I'm just teasing you, but I definitely can't really watch you fall into the sea of fire and be forced into marriage. I know you like to dress up like that, scream so heartbreakingly, and shake the sieve with a sieve cup in one hand.
The girl who flew into the air, this Han Han is just two extremes compared to that kind of girl, let's send you away."
"I've made all the arrangements that need to be made. You don't have to worry about us. You know the identities of our brothers. Bandit Li really can't do anything to us. He just doesn't want to do anything now or reveal his identity.
I want to live some ordinary people's lives, but I definitely won't watch them forced into marriage, and..."
Shi Jingke originally had one big eye and one small eye, but his expression suddenly changed. He gave me a mean smile.
"Actually, Han Han is quite good. Where can I find such a top-notch girl? She will believe whatever I say. Then I will marry her and let her go home. If she can stay at home honestly, I will never
You can do whatever you want outside, and it’s okay if you don’t like it for a short time now. It’s not that I don’t like it, it’s just that I’m used to eating sweet things, and now I’m a little uncomfortable eating salty ones. Besides, what kind of girls are different?
Ah, my beautiful face can’t stand up to the darkness of the room, and my beautiful legs are nothing more than a cannon stand. I, Master Shi, have never seen such a woman in so many years, but I still like this one now.
, you don’t need to refuse, I like her, I like her very much, I want to marry her!”
When I watched Shi Jingke finish these words, my first reaction was to look back at the surroundings. When I looked, there was no one around. What did Shi Jingke do? I observed carefully again.
After a while, I looked up
"Isn't there no outsider here? What's wrong with you? Is someone threatening you? Or are you out of your mind?"
"What's wrong? I like her very much. I'm telling the truth. Don't all women look the same over time? No matter how beautiful they are, as time flies by, they still end up with pink skulls."
Shi Jingke smiled and patted me on the shoulder, "Let me tell you, I have changed my mind now. It is good for us to live here together. I want to marry Han Han, and I am absolutely willing to do so. From now on, Han Han will be
You are my sister-in-law."
I slapped him on the head, "Sister-in-law, your sister, sister-in-law, and you idiot, do you have a brain problem? This is marriage, not a child's play. Let me remind you, you either don't marry someone else, we will send you away."
, no one can stop you. If you really marry that girl, you have to be responsible for her. Don’t even think about playing around with such a simple and kind-hearted girl. You are a man, and you still have to marry her after a divorce.
If you can find such a girl again, if you really get divorced, it must be a very extreme behavior. I won’t go into details, Shi Jingke, you."
"What's the matter? I want to get married and you're still stopping me?" Shi Jingke interrupted me, as if he wanted to do anything to me. "Believe it or not, I'll go to my uncle right away and tell him you don't want me."
marry?"
I immediately had the intention to beat up Shi Jingke, but this guy seemed to know me well, so he quickly took a step back, pointed at me, and said defensively, "What do you want to do?"
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I looked at him for a while and said, "It's really interesting. You can get married just to avoid going home. That's fine. Happy wedding!"
"I must be happy! Come and wish Master Shi a happy wedding! Hahaha, I'm getting married!" He laughed.
Samoke actually got married like this. It was definitely a flash marriage. No one would have dreamed that this guy would get married like this, even though he still had a look of reluctance that everyone could see on his face, except for his wife Han Han.
The bandit was really a very generous person, and he didn't care about Samoke's parents. He held a dagger in his hand and asked Samoke if he was willing. Samoke agreed, and the two quickly got married with their household registration books.
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The wedding was a month later, and Bandit Li made the scene very luxurious. He was also very stubborn and didn't care about Samoke's identity and background. I once asked him why he didn't ask about Samoke's background.
Bandit Li told me that Samoke was a pauper. He married his sister, so Samoke was his own family. He must not lose his brother-in-law. Even if Samoke was rich, Bandit Li would not take a penny from him. No.
He can do anything to get some benefits from him. He doesn't care. The only thing he cares about is that Samoke is not allowed to act like a jerk with his sister Han Han. I hope they both live well. Bandit Li bought a villa for Samoke from Zhan County.
, bought a BMW 530. In fact, these are nothing to Samoke, but after all, all of our identities are hidden from the public now, so everyone looks very happy. We are also Samoke’s only family. I am
Samoke's elder brothers, Xiao Sheng, Pan Chaoyang and Peng Xiao, are all cousins of Samoke, and Moli is Samoke's sister-in-law.
Then, Samoke had a look of reluctance on his face, calling him an uncle. I asked him a few times if he regretted it, but he always refused. His expression was like I was trying to trick him into not wanting him to get married.
, I’m so angry.
Bandit Li never asked about any of our identities or backgrounds.
Samoke's wedding was very grand. Han Han and Li Bandit had no parents, so Bandit Li became both father and mother. When he handed over his sister's hand to Samoke, Samoke suddenly
The expression on his face showed regret and gratitude, and it was impossible to tell what the emperor's state of mind was. Bandit Li was in tears despite the mixture of sadness and hatred.
Later we found out that Han Han was not Bandit Li's biological sister. Bandit Li was an orphan when he was very young, and by chance, he adopted Han Han, a little girl who was abandoned by her parents. We didn't ask about the specific details, but I became more and more aware of it.
The more I like Bandit Li's character, when his sister got married, almost everyone in Zhan County with some name came.
