"Okay, tell me what your name is and let me get to know you better, okay? Keep it simple and don't talk nonsense."
"My surname is Fei, my courtesy name is Kuai, my gender is male, my hobby is female, report to the boss, report completed!" Da Fei smiled again from the side, and he suddenly felt happy again. "Height is 1.75 meters, weight is 75 kilograms, no.
No smoking, no drinking, no bad habits!”
"Okay, I understand." I lit the cigarette from the side, and Da Fei turned around again at this time, "No, brother, why don't you tell me what your name is, how should I call you, and
You just don’t ask me why my surname is Da? I have lived for so many years, and no matter who I introduce my name to, people will always ask me why my surname is Da.”
"Yes, big and fast." I repeated, "I don't want to ask you if you can do it? Can you drive well? Have you always been so talkative? Can you calm down?" I asked from the side.
A little depressed.
"Okay, then I'll be quiet, then I'll take the money, boss, what, forget it if you don't tell me your name, I'll just call you boss from now on, and what's more, what's that?
,Boss, if you give me so much money, you are not afraid that I will take so much of your money and run away. In all these years, I have never heard of any company that pays its employees first. They all perform well, and then
Then there will be bonuses and so on. Of course, I don’t want bonuses.”
"If you shut up now, I will give you a bonus." I was really angry at this statement.
"The last question, I swear, I will stop talking after you let me understand it, boss."
"Okay, okay, okay, then go ahead and say it." I was really helpless from the side. This chatter came from nowhere, and it seemed that my brain was a little weak. Suddenly I felt a little nervous.
Regret it.
"Then where are we going now and what are we going to do? You have to tell me this, right, boss."
"Go arrest the police." After saying that, I started to smoke heavily, and Da Fei from the side reacted quite loudly.
"What are you talking about? What are you arresting?" Da Fei's tone of voice was wrong, but after a moment, he smiled, "Boss, you are so funny. In this world, wherever there are police arrests, the police arrest people. You
It’s because I’m from the country, so you just tease me when you have nothing to do. I really don’t want to complain about anything. You are really bad. By the way, boss, please click on something and discuss some serious matters with you.
Would you like to introduce yourself and your family to me..."
I really couldn't stand it anymore, so I turned up the music to the maximum, and the car was filled with the sound of music. But after a while, this guy actually started singing, and I suddenly felt a little regretful, and then, in my heart
Suddenly, I had the urge to kick him out.
The only advantage of this Dafei is that I think the spirit of this guy is so good. The car drives for more than 20 hours without rest. In other people's cars, there are four people in each car, taking turns.
As a driver, there were only two of us in the car. He drove with great enthusiasm, driving for more than 20 hours and talking for more than 20 hours. When he talked, he mentioned all his four aunts and eight aunts.
I'm really not tired anymore. I originally wanted to sit for him for a while, but he still refused. He said that he had to do his job well with this salary. This is what I heard along the way.
What he said was the most comforting thing to me. More than twenty hours later, it was already past nine o'clock in the morning on the third day, and our car was parked on the side of a deserted road.
Da Fei turned around and looked at me as if on stimulants, "Boss, why are we stopping here?"
I rubbed my head, "No, I said I've been driving for such a long time and you don't need me to replace you. Aren't you sleepy?"
"I'm sleepy, but I'm used to it. This is my job and I have to do it well. Boss, what are we going to do next?"
"Catch the police." I repeated again, and Da Fei laughed at me from the side. "Catch the police? Boss, you look naughty again. I really don't know what to say about you. How can I say that you are such an adult?"
Already."
At this time, a convoy came over from the opposite side. There were also four police cars on top of the convoy. Da Fei was still smiling playfully beside him. I had already taken out my headphones from the side and touched my own.
Headphones "Everyone, get ready to take action." After I finished speaking, I took out a hood from the side and put it on myself.
Da Fei was dumbfounded again from the side, staring at me, his body started to tremble a little, "Old, old, boss, you, you"
"Stop talking nonsense and put on a hood!" I said and handed him one. Da Fei was obviously very nervous. He put on the hood when he came up. After putting it on, he looked at me, "Boss, catch me."
, Arresting the police, is it counterintuitive? I have lived for so many years, and the police have always arrested people. Why are we arresting the police now, boss?"
I turned around, looked at Da Fei, frowned, and before I could say anything, Da Fei spoke from the side, "No, boss, why can't I see anything? What did you give me?"
"
"You put the hood on backwards." I said this. When Da Fei heard it, he tried to straighten the hood up. He put on the hood and looked at the rear mirror. "I didn't expect that I would still be wearing the hood."
So handsome."
I ignored him and looked at the convoy of police cars coming over. At this time, I touched my earphones and said, "Okay."
As soon as he finished speaking, an Audi Q7 SUV behind him drove over close to the police car over there. The road was not spacious to begin with, but suddenly, the Audi car turned its head and heard a violent impact.
Sound, the front of the Audi car hit the rear butt of the police car. Immediately afterwards, the Audi car stopped. The Audi car stopped here, and the police car also stopped. Soon, two uniformed policemen
After getting off the car, Shi Yue and Shi Lei also got off the Audi car. The car was only fifty or sixty meters away from us, and the two sides immediately started arguing. I saw that Shi Yue had even started to push the other person.
The police.
Soon, people from the police car behind also got out of the car and surrounded Shi Yue and Shi Lei. The group started pushing and arguing again. Shi Yue picked up the phone from the side and the two sides had blocked the road.
, the quarrel started, and I was sitting in the car. Soon, I saw another Audi Q7 driving over. The car blocked the back of the police car. Three or four people got out of the car and ran towards the police over there.
, when they were walking that way, all the policemen who had not gotten off the car behind them also got off the car, and some policemen had already taken out their electric batons and handcuffs, and the two sides immediately started arguing.
, some simple pushing and shoving has begun.
I squinted my eyes and looked at the crowds pushing and shoving on both sides. More and more people were joining the fight. Cars stopped around me and started to watch the excitement from the roadside. Da Fei's eyes were chirping at this frequency.
quick.
When I turned around, I saw him saying, "What's wrong? Are you suffering from a pinprick, or are you feeling uncomfortable somewhere?"
"No, brother, that's the police. What are those people doing? That's not it. Aren't those your people?"
Da Fei stretched out his hand and pointed at me, but I ignored him and looked at the people gathered around me. At this time, I looked around and "check the situation around the roadside before and after." Soon, I heard the voice in the earphones.
reply.
I glanced at my watch and said, "Three, two, one, do it." As soon as I finished saying this, I saw the crowd of people arguing. Suddenly, Shi Yue, Shi Lei and others had a syringe in their hands.
Unexpectedly, he went up and strangled a policeman's neck, and pierced him with a syringe. Everyone almost did the same thing. While they were moving, many onlookers on the side also took action at the same time.
.
Two of them rushed up and opened the car door. They pointed weapons at the policemen above. The surroundings were chaotic. Da Fei looked more directly from the side, turned around, and twisted his hood back. What should he do?
None can be seen.
Ying Shengda's voice came from the earphones: "Brother Li, the police car behind will catch up in less than two minutes."
"Okay, I got it." After saying that, I pushed the car door open. I got out of the car and took off my clothes. Under my clothes, I was wearing a police uniform that had been prepared in advance.
, Shi Yue, Shi Lei and the others were also very agile in their movements. Each of them carried an unconscious policeman on his back and dragged him to a nearby car. Following that, they all quickly took off their clothes, and I took off my hood.
When we came down, Da Fei was already standing next to me. He looked at me, his eyes were a little straight, and his words were a little stammering, which was not normal.
"Brother, you, you, you, you, really, really, really arrest the police?" Da Fei was drooling. I guess what happened now has exceeded his expectations, so I patted him from the side.
"Hurry up and put on your clothes."
"No, boss, I'm just a taxi driver. What you ask me to do now is beyond my capabilities." When he wanted to continue talking, I took out the gun from the side and pointed it at his.
I glanced at my watch and said, "You still have one minute to change your clothes. Otherwise, your head will move."
[PS: Come and give it to Le Ge, Le Ge is mighty, Le Ge is domineering, just ten monthly passes, what?, friendly reminder, the next one is only one monthly pass, another monthly pass, it will still explode haha