When I went to school in the afternoon, when I took a picture of a brand new iPhone in front of Jinzhu, Jinzhu hugged my face and kissed me hard.
"Brother Li, you're so damn handsome! I'll treat my brothers to dinner tonight!"
Hu Hao and others gathered around, everyone was chatting and laughing, not to mention how beautiful they were.
In fact, life is like this very often, very dramatic. I always thought that Wei Ye and I would never have anything to do with each other, but only later did I realize that it was not a question of whether we were related or not.
What happened this time was not the end, but the beginning of a new thing. Wei Ye, this weird and funny liar, later on, actually became a very important person in my life.
Things in the world play tricks on people, and now that I think about it, it’s actually a bit ridiculous.
My freshman year of high school is about to come to an end, and my daily life is a bit boring. In the past, I never caused trouble, and I concentrated on studying, and there were not so many things.
Now, if you don't cause trouble, things will happen to you.
I used to study passionately, but now I study impulsively, and I can't stick to it at all. It's okay to hold on to this thing, but once you put it down, you can't pick it up anymore.
So now, every time I think about studying hard again, I will unswervingly slap myself in the mouth and warn myself.
"You idiot, you're so fucking impulsive again."
The affair between Hu Wenjing and Lan Jian was aroused.
Ever since Xu Feng joined in, the situation has become even more chaotic. Originally, it was caused by a queue-jumping incident, but now almost all the gangsters in the school have joined in. There is no fight between women without men.
I'm so anxious, no matter who I love, any agreement is bullshit.
The moment the bell rang for the end of get out of class, I opened my eyes decisively and fell asleep again during the first class. The bell rang like an alarm clock. The moment I got up, I heard the sound next to me.
"Ah!" he exhaled.
I turned my head, and with hazy eyes, I saw Jin Brick stretching his hand out of his crotch, and what he took out right after him was a condom wrapped around the billions of descendants of the old Jin family.
He threw the condom into the plastic bag between the two of us on the table. I watched him draw a checkmark on his notebook. I glanced casually at Fairy Sister Zong Jingen, and then subconsciously glanced at it.
.
"I got a big fuck!"
I immediately took the notebook from Jinzhuan’s hand. The whole page was covered with fairy sister Zong Jing’en. Oh my god, I think back to when we saw that spotless girl, and now.
, In fact, it didn’t take long. At this time, Brick patted the back of my hand with his greasy hand.
"Put down my fairy sister, hurry up!"
I quickly let go of my hand and rubbed my hand away from Brick with a look of disgust.
"Brother, you are so ruthless. How much time does it take? Do you average more than a dozen rounds a day?"
Jinzhuang gave me a look of disdain.
"You are a Behemoth from the orc tribe, what do you know!"
I was too lazy to pay attention to Jin Brick. I watched him skillfully close the notebook and stretched out.
"Go smoke one. It's a big break. I finally don't have to do it in class today."
I nodded and saw that there was something bulging in Brick's pocket, a stick-like object. If I stayed with him for a long time, many of my thoughts would be affected. "What's in your pocket?"
"What am I pretending to be?"
"See for yourself!" I pointed out my hand.
Jin Zhuan touched his pocket and said, "Fuck, I would have forgotten it if you didn't tell me."
Brick quickly took out two two-legged kickers from his bag, and soon took out a half-hung firecracker from his schoolbag.
"Brother Li, did you see that when I came to school in the morning, I met a married woman on the way. I thought they were all cheating, so I followed suit."
Road robbery is a local custom. When people get married here, there will be special private cars or something on the road to rob the road. They will ask for cigarettes before they leave, or they will block the wedding convoy and not let them go.
The wedding convoy sets off, so many wedding convoys and brides-to-be will prepare a lot of cigarettes to ward off these tribulations.
"Others robbed Dao'er, but they were just robbing smoke. You robbed Dao'er of a few two-kickers and a semi-mountain red earth. Did your fucking brain get kicked by a donkey? You're still pretending to be yourself.
Are you not afraid of this fucking thing blowing up? It'll be okay if it blows up to you. If it affects me, it'll scare the hell out of you. Damn it, just throw it away!"
When Jinzhuan heard this, he was not happy, "Robbery is not robbery. Everyone is a car, blocking the road. What the hell is my bicycle? Where do I block the road? When I lay on the front of someone's car, they almost thought I was cheating."
Yes, I explained for a long time before clearing up the misunderstanding. All the cigarettes were taken away by the person in the front. There was really nothing I could do in the back. They asked me to open the trunk and pick it out myself."
"And you picked this?"
"The two kicks are just for fun, and the half hanging earth red is broken in the middle. I think the red is very auspicious, so I put it in my schoolbag. They also gave me two bottles of water. Damn it, Behemoth
, you are not here, if you are here, we can take a box of mineral water from his car and move around without any problem, I am too lazy to carry it myself."
I looked at Fatty Jin with super contempt
"There's really no one left. Don't you know what it means to be embarrassed?"
"In our human world, what do you know better than Mon!"
"I'm so lucky I don't understand. The scene you just mentioned is embarrassing to me just thinking about it. I really don't know how you did it. You did such a shameful thing, and you can still talk to me now. It's really
There’s no fucking person left!”
"Hey, what's so embarrassing about this? Come on, Brother Li, I'll give you a second kick. Let's take some time to set off these half-mounted firecrackers!"
"You can keep it for yourself. Also, if you put this thing in the hole in your desk, you can't blow it up."
"You're just kidding. How can we explode without fire? It's okay. Whoever offends you today will be blasted by me with a cannon. Whoever I love!"
I didn’t want to communicate with Jinzhuan anymore. I was really helpless with him. I got up and said hello to Hu Hao. We were about to leave when the closed door of the class was pushed open. I saw a few
A girl wearing a high school uniform came in.
The leader was Tan Wei's daughter-in-law, Hu Wenjing, followed by several women. Everyone in our class looked at the door. After she came in, she rushed past Liu Xuan, who was at the back.
"It's interesting, there are free movies to watch again!"
"Be quiet, fat man!"
Liu Xuan was the last one to transfer here, and no matter how promiscuous this girl is, she is still very popular among boys, especially Zhao Bo. Now he is around Liu Xuan every day to show his love, and Liu Xuan does not refuse. I
I was wondering if Shen Enci also beat Zhao Bo, would he go to Aunt Fang to complain.
We all know the relationship between Hu Wenjing and Tan Wei, and the relationship between Tan Wei and Qigang, so we just stood aside and didn't care.
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