"Don't make trouble. You are an elephant. You can't stand it even if you pay eight hundred at a time."
I smiled and hugged Jin Brick. I knew that if you catch someone, don't talk nonsense to him and save your breath.
Wei Ye and I walked downstairs with the gold bricks. Wei Ye was on the phone while walking. The three of us were chatting. Wei Ye was laughing and joking.
"Actually, you can also donate sperm. I also know sperm donors, but not all sperm are needed. There are also success or failure. If you are interested, you can try it."
Brick is holding a cigarette next to it
"How much does this cost? Is it cheaper than donating blood?"
"Sperm donation is actually quite troublesome, but it's more expensive than donating blood. It can range from 200 to 2,000, depending on the quality of your sperm. When I couldn't survive, I dragged a friend to donate once and gave me 800.
"
After Wei Ye finished speaking, he turned and looked at me again
"Mom, Shrek, this does not include commission."
"I didn't talk about the price. I'm talking about yours. Is yours worth 800?"
"Why can't mine just be worth 800? Did you know that these things also depend on conditions? Those with good physical condition or high education will sell more. There will also be dedicated people to buy semen, you know?
It's useless to tell you this, because you don't know, you don't understand, and you don't understand either. Also, don't say anything special to me in the future, always use a questioning tone and a look of disbelief.
The expression is talking to me, do you hear me? I hate it!"
"I bet that yours will sell for less than 800. If you don't believe me, go and try it. Whatever you want to bet on, I will bet on you."
"Fuck, are you looking down on me? Have you agreed?"
"Don't bluff me. It's useless to bluff me. We agreed, do you dare to bet? Just bet 800. I have 800 now."
Wei Ye frowned, his confidence was obviously lacking.
"Why do you say I don't have enough for 800?"
"Human nature, everyone's personality is different. If the gold bar is sold for 800, then it is 800. If it is the gold brick, he must say that he sold it for 2,000. But if it is you, you are better than the gold bar.
You are smart, you are a braggart, and you will stay within the limits allowed by your awesomeness. This is how you deceive others. I understand you."
"I'm really, really annoying you more and more. It's true, my head hurts when I see you. Can you appear less in my sight in the future?"
"Is this how you treat your savior?"
This sentence made Wei Ye choke and speechless.
He stood there, turned his head and looked around, and quickly interrupted
“Where are the gold bricks?”
Only then did I realize that I had just been busy talking to Wei Ye and had not paid attention to the gold bricks. I didn’t know where the gold bricks had gone. I quickly looked around, and then Wei Ye and I started looking for the gold bricks.
I called again and looked for someone. We were looking for someone in a hurry when Brick came out of a barbecue restaurant nearby. He was carrying a bag with two big kidneys in his left hand and a bamboo stick in his right hand.
There was a row of leeks on the bamboo stick, and they ran towards the two of us, with excitement on their faces.
Wei Ye and I were both very curious. After Jinzhuan ran over, he started to giggle. While laughing, he ate kidneys and leeks. Wei Ye glanced at Jinzhuan from the side.
"What are you doing? Why are you giggling all of a sudden?"
"Why are you giggling? Are you thinking about selling your semen? It's appropriate to sell it, or it will end up in the garbage dump."
"How much can he sell for it? Do you think that thing is so easy to sell?"
"You underestimate him too much. He can shoot more than ten times a day."
"Don't make trouble. It's more than ten times a day. Do you think it's a donkey? More than ten times a day, even an animal can't hold on."
I glanced at Wei Ye
"You don't know what it means that there are people outside the world and there is a sky outside the world? Forget it if you don't believe it. I just hope you don't treat all the things you have never seen as legends."
Wei Ye looked at Jinzhu with some curiosity. Jinzhu had completely ignored the two of us. He giggled and walked forward cutely, ignoring us at all, and seemed to have entered a wonderful fantasy world.
Wei Ye hurriedly ran two steps
"Brick, please pay attention. Look at the cars. What are you thinking about? You keep giggling."
Jin Zhuan smiled "hehe"
"Brother Ye, you know, Lamborghini is waving to me."
Wei Ye stood there, stunned, and I saw him swallow a mouthful of saliva.
I hugged his neck
"Can you feel that the tone of his words is serious?"
Wei Ye wiped his forehead, looked at me in disbelief, and nodded vigorously.
"Brother, please keep an eye on him. It's just a bottle, don't finish it all."
"It's okay, he is much more powerful than you think."
"More than ten shots a day, do you think he is real?"
I nodded
"Well, it must be true. If it were you, how dare you think about a Lamborghini?"
Wei Ye swallowed again and stopped talking.
I have to admit that Wei Ye's social connections are really extraordinary. He took the two of us around here and there, and habitually turned to a small door. After entering, Wei Ye casually said hello a few times, and I and I
The two of them, Jin Zhuan, were taken to a secret door. This was a small room filled with special medical equipment. There was a short man playing computer games there.
"Xu Wei, I have two friends here. They are blood sellers. They have 400CC. Please operate them."
The man raised his head and glanced at Wei Ye beside him, but ignored him. He turned around and took out professional disposable utensils from the side. They all looked hygienic and clean.
He looked at us and said, "Three hundred at a time, no bargaining, hygiene guaranteed, if it works, sell it, if it doesn't work, forget it, I'll take over."
"My own people, my own people, no kickbacks this time."
Wei Ye quickly patted his shoulder from the side.
"Oh, that's it, six hundred once, two people, one thousand and two."
"Thank you." I glanced at Jin Brick, who started to tremble all over. "I asked you, can you make a living?"
"Brother Li, can you give me a reason not to be afraid?"
"For love! For Jiajia!"
"But my blood is from Shen Enci, what's the matter with Guan Jiajia?"
"Shen Enci is familiar with them. If Shen Enci remembers you, he will tell you all the good things. Then you will understand."
"Come on!" Jinzhuan stopped trembling immediately, and even startled Xu Wei who was opposite.
More than half an hour later, Jinzhuan and I came out of the small door. Our faces were not good-looking. It was impossible to say that we were not uncomfortable. Wei Ye was still inside and had no idea what to communicate with others.
Soon, he also came out and looked at us, "Don't you feel good? Eat something over there to replenish your body."
I nodded and put the money away. Jinzhuan quickly said from the side, "That thing about selling semen, Brother Ye."
"When they come here, I'll contact you."
Jinzhuan nodded quickly, we ate something and said goodbye to Wei Ye. I touched the money in my pocket, put it together, and looked at the Jinzhuan on the side.
"Now it's two thousand yuan. Shen Lu got admitted, and Shen Enci paid for it at her own expense. If the tuition for both of them is combined, the tuition for one academic year is more than four thousand yuan, which is still more than two thousand yuan less. What should I do?"
"Mom, how many are there?"
Jinzhuan squinted his eyes with a serious look on his face, "Brother Li, if it doesn't work out, I can only sell my semen as soon as possible. What do you think?"
