The next morning, Jin Zhuan was sneaking around as soon as he entered class, like a thief, and sat next to me with a mean smile on his face.
I pushed him hard
"Nima Bobo, are you so normal? Are you afraid that others won't be able to tell?"
While Jinzhuang nodded, he took out a small business card from his pocket and handed it to me.
"Brother Li, take a good look at it. Really, sometimes I even admire myself. Look at the two sons Jin Qika. The eldest son is so mighty and extraordinary. Look at that disgusting gold bar. He's so fucking awesome. It must be given by charging phone bills, or it must be given by buying something on Taobao!"
"Just be quiet!"
I picked up the business card
There are a few lines written around it
"Spring, enjoy paradise!"
There is a row of phone numbers on the side, at the bottom
"The most comfortable enjoyment, the most reasonable price, high-quality post-service supervision and guarantee, guaranteed to keep you coming back, real-person shooting, guaranteed replacement if it's fake!"
I stared at the photo carefully for a long time, and there was no trace of Photoshop at all. Even the skin color was the same. I looked at the phone number next to it. I found it secretly on Shen Lu's mobile phone.
Jinzhuan laughed "hehe"
"My printer is pretty awesome. Do you think this one I made will work?"
I stretched out my hand towards the gold brick and made an "OK" gesture.
"I'm going to work on it when I get home from school. I'll add some other sentences. What mistress, this and that? Your head is full of dirty thoughts. I believe you can do it. Make more. We'll take action in the middle of the night."
Jinzhuang nodded and laughed again.
The weather is getting colder and colder.
When school was over, it was completely dark. I sent Shen Lu on the bus to go home. I was smoking in front of the school when I saw Lin Lisheng and Liu Xuan coming out. This pair of adulterers** , riding two cars, I thought for a moment and followed from behind.
I think my ability to follow people is definitely two-fifths of my specialty, and it’s really hard for ordinary people to spot me.
Halfway along the way, while waiting for a traffic light, I happened to see a brick in the green belt next to it. I looked at this brick. It looked so friendly to me, so I picked it up and wrapped it in it. In school uniform.
Liu Xuan's home is very close to the school. The two of them had a meal near Liu Xuan's home. After Liu Xuan returned home, Lin Lisheng rode back. I followed him all the way. There were really a lot of people walking around. It’s not easy to start either.
Soon, Lin Lisheng parked his car at a public toilet on the side of the road. He unbuckled his belt and went in. When I saw this situation, I quickly parked my bicycle aside and ran to the public toilet in a few steps.
I leaned on the edge, and suddenly I felt a sense of excitement. I liked this feeling very much. When Lin Lisheng came out of the toilet, he didn't even look to the side or behind. I rushed forward, exerted all my strength, and shined a light on the back of his head. Ban Brick went up to greet him.
Lin Lisheng fell to the ground with a "thud". Just as he was about to raise his head, I stepped up and stepped on his head. When his head hit the ground, he heard a "thud!"
This sound was definitely no less shocking than when Shen Enci kowtowed before.
Lin Lisheng was obviously confused. I lifted Lin Lisheng's neck with one hand and his crotch with the other hand. With a strong force, I lifted him up and threw him into the toilet, and threw Lin Lisheng into the toilet.
After taking the photo of Lin Lisheng in less than five seconds, I turned around and ran, climbing over the wall and going around the alley. More than 20 minutes later, I was already running downstairs of our house, sweating profusely and feeling the pleasure of revenge.
Not to mention how happy I was in my heart, I was actually a little scared. If he found out, I would definitely be dead. I sat downstairs and struggled for a while. Slowly, the pleasure of revenge and the feeling of luck came to me.
Suppressed his fear.
I returned home and happily took out all the books.
After staring at the book for a long time, I found that I actually didn’t know many things. This was not in line with my normal way of doing things. I hurriedly started flipping through the book again. After tinkering for a while, I got a call from Jinzhuan again.
I put down my textbook, went out, and Jin Zhuan and I gathered on the side of the road.
As agreed in advance, we both disguised ourselves and changed our clothes. Jinzhu actually put on a wig, big sunglasses, and put tattoo stickers on his hands. What's wrong with tattoo stickers?
Ma and Garfield showed off to me, which made me really want to beat him to death.
The big pimple on my face, I don’t know how much powder I put on my skin, it’s so white, I’ve definitely worn more than one outfit, I feel like I’ve gained weight again, and overall I look like a ghost.
Brick handed me a stack of business cards.
"We each have 800 tickets. After we hand them out, we'll go home directly! Be careful, don't give out randomly!"
Jinzhuang nodded, turned around with his business card and ran to a Magotan car on the side of the road. He stuffed the business card next to the car window, turned around and walked out.
I took my business card and was about to walk in the other direction when the car window rolled down.
I almost sat down in shock, because I saw **, yes, this idiot Jinzhuang sent his business card directly to **’s car without checking if there was anyone in the car!
** was sitting in the passenger seat, and there was another person in the driving seat. The two of them were talking and laughing. He didn't see me. I also saw the person next to **.
I quickly turned around, quickened my pace in the other direction, found the nearby Confucian Hotel and Seven Days Hotel, and put on a mask, hat, and glasses.
BRIC and I were in two directions and two positions. I didn’t know if I was really so destined to **. I was in a very high-end hotel in L city. I was throwing business cards inside on the fifth floor.
, suddenly heard the sound of footsteps, and I quickly hid in the safe passage to the side.
The two came over chatting and laughing.
"Brother Zheng, I believe your vision will be fine, unless occasionally, you understand."
"Fuck your sister, you idiot Xi Nian!"
**laughed and cursed
"If you don't believe me, go see it yourself later"
Two people passed by me. I felt uneasy in my heart, so I turned around and went downstairs through the safe passage. I felt that I couldn't go on any longer, so I randomly distributed some photos everywhere, turned around and went back home.
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It was past twelve o'clock in the evening when I got home, and my mother had already gone to bed. I was out of breath, and I was so excited thinking about what I had done tonight that I didn't have the time to read a book.
I was so excited that I didn't fall asleep in the middle of the night. I almost got up late the next day. I had the mentality of buying breakfast for Shen Lu and forced myself to get up.
