After saying that, I looked up at Jin Nian, who was eating and drinking over there. To be honest, I always thought that this table had too much food, but until Jin Nian came up, he killed five of us within a few words.
After the big crab, I suddenly felt that there was nothing left on this table, and there was a cleansing messenger.
Shao Jingyi didn't speak anymore, she just raised her head and glanced at the gold bricks and bars over there. She raised her cup.
"Come, let's drink to our friendship."
After saying that, Shao Jingyi drank half a glass of white wine in one breath. You're kidding, this is white wine. I saw the painful expression on her face and swallowed it alive. Both Gold Brick and Gold Bar also raised their glasses.
Linger, who was on board, also raised his glass.
I didn't say anything, and everyone clinked glasses again. Ling'er was not in a good mood, and she didn't know why.
That is to say, the heartless gold bricks and gold bars. The state seems to be a little less embarrassing than before. I looked at the eating appearance of the gold bricks. There were big crabs on my left and right hands, and there were piles of crab shells in front of me.
"Um, you eat slowly, no one will grab it for you, you know?"
"Behemoth, I'm sad. Do you know that when a person is sad, there must always be something to fill his fragile heart. I feel that these things are not enough. Ling'er hurt me deeply. I
I have decided to move on and stop being in love, Ling'er, I'll remind you, just don't regret it when the time comes, your Brother Zhuan is one of a kind."
Ling'er quickly smiled and looked at the gold brick
"Yes, Brother Brick, I don't like to be unconventional. I still prefer popular models, tall and handsome."
"I think I'm quite handsome."
"You still think you are handsome? Tell me, where do you think the source of your handsome confidence comes from?"
Jin Brick didn't even look at me. While he was sucking the crab's claws vigorously, he stretched out his hand and pointed at me.
Before I could say anything, the gold bar next to me had a look of contempt on his face.
"Hmph, every time you mention your appearance, you can only use Shrek to back you up. Isn't that embarrassing for you?"
I was really helpless. Shao Jingyi laughed out loud, which relieved a lot of emotions. Ling'er also smiled at me.
"Stop laughing, what's so funny, Ling'er, I'm telling you, I'm going to go find my girlfriend tonight."
"When did you get your girlfriend?"
"In the early hours of this morning, I was lying in the hospital with nothing to do. I shook my WeChat account and the photo came out. It turned out to be beautiful."
"Don't make trouble. What time is it? Why don't you just shake WeChat? What's your name?"
"Fuda Sanzhu, we had a great chat, and we all agreed on a time to meet. She also sent me other photos of herself. Really, it wasn't bragging at all. That photo is definitely prettier than you, that's right.
I expressed my love."
"Yeah, if you use a beautiful picture twenty-two times in one photo, a pig will look like Lin Chiling."
Jin Brick turned his head, holding the crab's pincers in his mouth, and gave Jin Bar a fierce look. Ling'er smiled from the side.
"Then I have to congratulate you, Brick. I congratulate you from the bottom of my heart. I hope you can get results."
"That's necessary. Let me tell you, that woman is still a virgin."
"virgin?"
Before Ling'er could speak, Jin Niao spoke again from the side.
"It's okay. He has always been like this. He lives in illusion. Just get used to it and ignore him."
Jinzhuan once again looked at Jinhuo fiercely, and then at Ling'er.
"I believe she is a virgin. Maybe you don't know what love at first sight is."
"What age are you in, Jinzhu? You are still so particular about it now, and why are you so particular about virginity? Virginity complex?"
Jinzhuan suddenly became more serious. He held a crab in one of his chubby hands, and his mouth was full of oil. He spat out the crab claws in his mouth first, and his thoughts were wandering.
The expression of crossing the ocean
"I have never had a virginity complex, no matter what age. In today's society where gunfire is everywhere, I just hope that my future wife can be shot less and not kill anyone. I will be satisfied, really."
After finishing speaking, Jinzhu couldn't help but sigh and shook his head, with a crab in each hand and a look of helplessness on his face.
Seeing Jin Zhuan's serious expression, I couldn't hold it back and laughed. Ling'er and Shao Jingyi beside me also laughed.
"You'd better meet with your big and bad guys first, and then think about other issues. You're slapped in the mouth by reality every day, and you can't wake up. Your brain is bad, and it's useless no matter how hard you slap it."
Jin Brick turned his head and looked at the gold bar fiercely.
"Um, Jinzhu, have you ever thought about why a woman is called Wu Da San Cuo? Is she a woman? Now shake WeChat and see that the people nearby are actually lying."
"No, we all spoke by voice. She must be a woman. She said her name has a special meaning. Let me tell you, really, I like her more and more. Look, she even talks to me.
Replying to WeChat."
With an expression of enjoyment on his face, Jinzhuan quickly opened WeChat, and we watched him kiss the inside with a "huh" sound.
Then, I saw with my own eyes the photo of a beautiful woman whose name was Wu Da San Chou.
Ling'er was also curious from the side. She picked up a glass of juice and drank the juice while speaking.
"What does that mean? Can you call me this name?"
Before Gold Brick could speak, Gold Bar spoke from the side.
"What meaning can there be in commemorating her first eight boyfriends? It will soon be changed to five big, three thick and one needle."
After Ling'er heard this, she laughed out loud. It didn't matter. She spat out a mouthful of drink on Jin Zhuan's face. Shao Jingyi also became anxious from the side. The two of them quickly got up and wiped Jin Zhuan's face.
, while wiping and apologizing, Jin Brick was calm and turned to look at the gold bar next to him.
Gold Bar burst into laughter without any concealment, "Haha, hahahahaha", and I quickly pulled the gold bar.
Ling'er also started to divert Jin Brick's attention from the side. No matter what Jin Brick said, it was useless.
"That and that, that and that, gold bricks, look here, look here."
Ling'er quickly held Jin Zhuan's face with both hands, smiled at Jin Zhuan, and hurriedly followed his words.
"What the hell, Jinzhu, why are you so powerful? Tell me your secret technique for picking up girls?"
Jin Bian smiled at Ling'er. I saw that he was already trying his best to control his emotions. I also pulled the gold bar.
"Nowadays, when picking up girls, you need to have big hands, be attentive, and be thick-skinned. The most important thing is to pay attention to cooking from raw rice to cooked rice!"
Jin Brick was about to continue talking proudly, but Gold Bar next to him interrupted him again. Basically, it was just one sentence from Jin Brick, and the frequency of one sentence from Gold Bar was absolutely not given to Jin Brick.
"It's been so long, but I still can't get rid of this bragging problem. What kind of society has it become? They still cook raw rice and cooked rice. Now it's all cooked rice, no uncooked rice. If you're like this, you still cook rice. You have a pot."
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When Jin Niao finished speaking again, I saw Ling'er subconsciously take a step back, and suddenly hugged Shao Jingyi beside him. Sure enough, Jin Biao stood up from the side.
"Grass mud horse, I can hit you to death at a speed of 100 meters, you stinky idiot, I can penetrate you with a pipe! Damn, who the hell gave you the courage next door, endlessly provoke me, I, he
mom"
When Jin Brick was about to continue speaking, Jin Niao's angry eyes lifted up a pot of boiled fish from the side and hit it on Jin Brick's head.
There was a "crash" sound, and Gold Bar spoke directly from the side.
"You have to make progress as a human being. Now I have learned to take the initiative and I won't wait forever for you to attack. I will be the one being attacked! Damn fat man!"
After he finished cursing, Jin Niao immediately got up from his seat and took several steps back. Jin Bian stood still and Ling'er beside him looked dumbfounded. Only then did I realize that I was holding Shao Jingyi.
I glanced at Shao Jingyi in my arms and quickly let go of her. She didn't speak. The people around me and the waiters were also dumbfounded. There was such a big fish boiling basin, and it was still fastened on Jin Brick's head.
On and around his shoulders, wet fish bones and bean sprouts were floating on his shoulders.
Ling'er quickly reached out and took off the pot on Jin Zhuan's head, and Jin Zhuan's head was filled with fish meat and chili peppers.
Ling'er was dumbfounded and didn't know what to say. Jin Zhuan stretched out his hand and slapped his face very calmly. His small eyes couldn't see clearly. Jin Bar always kept a distance from him, and the waiter also came over.
Soon, I saw Jinzhuan crying. He was wiping tears from the corners of his eyes while crying.
"What's wrong with him? Why is he crying so well?"
Just when I was about to answer Shao Jingyi and said that it must have been pulled by the chili pepper, I saw Jin Zhuan throw the crab aside, holding the wine bottle in one hand and drinking "gudong, gudong, gudong". This is liquor.
, took out his phone with the other hand, tears were still flowing down, it seemed like he was really crying.
Jinzhuan’s phone call came through soon, and I heard him crying into the phone and talking.
"Mom, Dad, my child is unfilial. From today on, there will be no Jin Niao in the Jin family. If I kill him, I will surrender. Don't worry! I don't have any inheritance. This is my will, my child."
Unfilial!"
After finishing speaking, Jinzhuang threw the bottle of wine on the table.
There was a "click", and the wine bottle broke into pieces. Jinzhuo held the other half of the bottle with a very gentle expression. This time, he didn't curse anymore. He actually called Jinzhuo brother.
"Brother, I am really sorry for you today. From now on, I will apologize to you first!"
Jin Brick wiped his tears again, and then rushed towards the gold bar. This acceleration was so fast. I have never seen a fat guy run so fast. I felt like he was going to hit him. He could really hit him.
The gold bar was knocked away.
Jin Niao was also dumbfounded at this moment. Seeing that Jin Brick was really anxious, even his younger brother shouted out. He turned around and ran away. Jin Brick immediately chased him out. Everyone in the hall was dumbfounded.
