"What does it mean to keep a secret? We are not the ones doing it in the first place, do you understand?"
Jin Brick nodded seriously.
"I understand, Brother Li, what is that? Jin Niao said he would like to invite you to dinner tonight. It's his birthday today."
"Who did you invite?"
"Listen to the original words or listen to my adaptation."
"It's better to adapt it."
"Please invite the handsome Brother Li, the beautiful and charming Sister Shen Lu, and the most handsome Brother Brick in the universe to roast the leg of lamb."
"Then do we need to give him some gifts?"
"Give me a piece of hair and kill it for me. Kill it hard, kill it, kill it hard."
Jin Brick's expression was very fierce, and he stretched out his hand to make gestures
"Kill him for a few hundred yuan!"
I suddenly felt a little depressed
"Is this still your brother?"
"You don't care about that. There's no need to give gifts anyway. We don't have any money. Besides, no one can celebrate his birthday with him except us. He's offended everyone."
I nodded and planned to listen to the class carefully. I couldn't remember how long it had been since I listened carefully to the class. When the teacher started teaching, I found that I didn't understand many things at all.
I quickly read the previous content, but there was still a gap between myself and the teacher. This afternoon, I felt like listening to a book from heaven, and I didn’t understand anything.
When I saw Shen Lu after school, I forgot about studying and just did whatever I wanted. I got up and chatted and laughed with Shen Lu and went to the gold bar class.
Gold bars sit in the back, and the class opens a door in the front and a door in the back.
The three of us entered from the back. Jin Niao sat in the third row from the bottom. Next to him sat a super fat woman, and next to him, there was also a slender girl.
That fat woman must weigh about 180 pounds. I don’t think she can even reach her ears with her hands.
It was just after school. Fatty packed his schoolbag with a depressed look on his face.
"I really don't understand. They say that there are fewer and fewer girls and more and more boys. In ten years, 30% of boys will not be able to find a wife."
"Indeed, there are still people who envy polygamy. If polygamy were to be established, how many men would be unable to find a wife, and each one of them would feel very good about it."
"That's it, do you think I'm that bad?"
"No, Big Fatty, I think you are quite nice, warm-hearted, and beautiful. Whoever marries you will definitely be very happy."
That slender girl smiled
"There will always be people who like you. You are really kind."
"I think I'm pretty good, gentle, ladylike, and virtuous. I can't say I'm the best in all aspects, but I'm at least above average. But why don't I have a boyfriend yet!"
Just as the woman was about to speak, a very discordant voice came from beside her.
"That's because you still can't understand yourself correctly. To you, being poor is a compliment. Also, Cao Aiyu, if you think she is so good, why would you find a boyfriend? It's better for you to live with this monster. Come on, he's tall and strong, he has body odor, he doesn't brush his teeth every day, and he never puts on makeup, so he can be used as a man by sticking a cucumber underneath."
"You are paralyzed, gold bar, shut up."
The fat man immediately became anxious.
"With one sentence, my true colors are revealed. If I grow up to be like a beast like you, I will either run to South Korea or jump into a river, but I still have the courage to be narcissistic. Oh my god, don't you have a mirror in your house? There is still a family of liars! I really can’t stand it anymore. Tell me where is the source of your confidence? Do you weigh half a ton? Do you know that even if you undergo liposuction surgery, your fat will not be removed for two months? "
Shen Lu and I started laughing immediately, as if Brick was used to being around.
Sure enough, there was a loud "bang" sound, and the big fat man pressed Jin Bar's head and hit the table directly.
This time, the gold bar hit him and he was confused. Then the big fat man grabbed the gold bar's neck. He lifted the gold bar like a chicken, raised his leg and kicked the gold bar, and kicked the gold bar down to the corridor outside.
The fat man took advantage of the situation and lifted the stool
"I'll fucking slap you to death!"
When I saw this shrew's stool, it had "Stop!" written on it.
I yelled and rushed forward first. The big fat man didn't care about anything and swung the stool up. That means I was fast. I pulled the leg of the gold bar on the ground and pulled it back hard, and the stool was empty.
Ling'er quickly stopped Big Fatty, and Shen Lu came up from the side and started a fight. The whole classroom was filled with shouts and curses, but the strange thing was that no one in the class was in charge, as if nothing happened.
I think everyone should be used to it, so I didn’t know what to say, so I quickly picked up the gold bar from the ground.
"Are you okay, Gold Bar?"
Jin Niao was very angry and pushed me away.
"You're a big mammoth that's made of grass and mud, I'll beat you to death!"
He rushed into the crowd very quickly.
I didn't react at the moment. Ling'er and Shen Lu were still pulling at Big Fat, and Gold Bar had already rushed into them.
Then, I saw a figure among several women. He was kicked by the big fat man and flew out with a "bang" sound. He fell heavily to the ground and landed right at my feet.
This time, it hurt me to hear it, and I glared hard at the gold brick next to me, and then the gold brick came over unwillingly.
He folded his arms
"Can you go eat now? I'm hungry."
Gold bars gnashing teeth
"Beat her."
Listen to the gold bricks
"Fighting is not good, and I'm not the kind of person to fight. Okay, let's go now. You see, you are such a popular person. No one in the class wants to talk to you."
"One hundred dollars!"
The gold bar stretched out its fingers.
"It's not about money. There's a girl opposite me. Just kidding, I'm a big man after all."
"Two hundred dollars!"
Jin Niao stretched out another finger. When Jin Bian heard this, he raised his head and looked at the big fat man who was still yelling over there. He suddenly became angry.
"You dare to hit my own brother, Bobo!"
Jin Zhuan rushed towards Big Fatty, and Shen Lu and Ling'er quickly hid aside. Jinzhuan didn't hit anyone, but he used his big belly to have a close contact with Big Fatty opposite.
Hearing an "ouch" sound, the big fat man fell to the ground directly after being hit by a gold brick. Instantly, his eye circles were red, and tears of grievance were about to burst out.
"How can you bully people like this!"
Ling'er quit, and Jinzhu was about to speak. I pulled Shen Lu with my left hand, and Jinzhu with my right hand, and walked out directly. Jinzhu also climbed up from the ground.
Big Fatty had started to cry, Ling'er comforted him from the side, and I pulled the three of them out of the class.
When we ran to the school gate, it was already dark and we were panting.
Jin Niao looked at the three of us and raised his finger seriously.
