I washed up, ran downstairs and rode my bicycle towards the slag area before setting off. When I arrived at Shen Lu’s house, I checked the time and saw that it was still early. I bought breakfast for three people as usual. When I knocked on the door, Shen Enci When I opened the door, he was still brushing his teeth and looking at me with a blank expression.
"Eat, it's time to eat."
I took the things in and laid them out. After a while, Shen Lu came out. She still couldn't even touch the ground with one foot.
"husband!"
I smiled, walked to Shen Lu's side, and carried her to the sofa. Soon, Shen Lu's mother also came out, said many words of thanks to me, and told me to just call her Aunt Fang.
While eating breakfast, Shen Enci suddenly looked up
"Sister, please rest a little longer this time. I like the days when I can eat when I open my eyes."
"You want to tire Ali to death, but I don't want to."
"You haven't even done anything yet, and you're already talking for others? It's true that women are not good enough to stay."
I smiled and chatted with Aunt Fang and Shen Enci. After breakfast, I carried Shen Lu on my back, greeted Shen Enci and the others, and sat on my bicycle. Shen Lu hugged my waist and buried her head. on my back
"Husband, husband."
"What did you ask me to do?"
"It's okay, I just want to call you, hubby, hubby!"
"Okay, honey, when your feet are healed, I will take you to buy shoes."
"Whatever you want to buy, I have it."
"Your husband got rich, don't ask me how, I won't tell you!"
I hummed a little song with a smile, and felt very comfortable. When I arrived at the school gate, I parked the car, and under everyone's gaze, I carried Shen Lu on my back. I still had a big head and a strong body. The pen and the scar on my neck are still my symbols. The sun is quite bright today, and Shen Lu is humming a tune from behind.
I enjoyed this feeling very much. I returned to the class, took care of Shen Lu, and sat in my seat. After a while, the gold brick came, with a shiny face. He sat next to me and took out one from his pocket. Stack of money and handed it to me.
I'm holding the money
"This is one thousand. The three of us have three hundred each. The other one hundred will be given to Hu Hao and others as members."
"It's all yours. Just take care of my business. I don't want the gold bars. If you dare to beat him to death!"
When Jin Brick spoke, his expression was so fierce that it made me feel as if he was about to really beat Jin Brick to death.
"Don't make trouble, how can that be done! Don't miss out on what I deserve, and what I don't deserve."
Jinzhuang made a "shush" gesture at me, and then took out an iTouch from his pocket.
"Did you see it? I love eating it!"
"It seems that's not how the word is pronounced."
"Fart, you know farts. I like to eat. I will have something to do in class later. I downloaded a lot of songs and movies from the island country yesterday."
Jin Brick has a mean smile on his face
"One gold bar for each of me and myself. It was rewarded by Brother Qika. Brother Qika said that the money is all yours, so don't be polite and feel free to take it. Next time something like this happens, I will call you again."
When I heard this, I felt a little awkward
"But, gold bricks."
"Okay, stop inking. Don't worry. I'll eat hard and hard. I won't tell you anymore. I'm going to sleep. I'm exhausted."
I looked at the gold brick and fell down. In fact, I was quite tired. Looking at the huge sum of one thousand yuan in my hand, I was so happy. I looked up at Shen Lu over there. I actually couldn't sleep. Yes, I was so excited that all I could think about was what to buy for Shen Lu, and I couldn't even sleep.
During the class, there were two of us, one of us was snoring asleep, and the other was looking at Shen Lu with a silly smile. There were already thousands of thoughts in our minds.
Jin Zhuan woke up, sat on the edge, put on headphones, listened to music, played games, and hummed quietly from time to time. The books in front of him were placed quite high, and he lay on the table without thinking. Easy to spot.
Today I just had to change classes with the teacher. Three classes in a row were taught by the history teacher. I guess I couldn’t stand it anymore.
I was thinking about where to eat, drink and have fun with Shen Lu, when the classmate in front of me started pushing against my table.
"Ali, Ali, what are you thinking about? The teacher is calling you."
I reacted immediately, raised my head, and looked at the history teacher standing on the podium.
"Wang Li, I want to ask you, who among the eight great masters of the Tang and Song Dynasties is not allowed to look at the blackboard as I just said!"
As the history teacher spoke, he blocked the blackboard behind him.
How the hell did I know about the Eight Great People? The class was quite quiet. I stood up. Just when I was thinking about how to answer, suddenly, I heard a sound of "Plop~~~", followed by "Puff, Puff, Puff." ~~~" several times in a row, this fart was so rhythmic and regular.
The class suddenly became quieter. Everyone looked towards the direction where the fart sound came from. The history teacher on the podium calmly adjusted his glasses.
"What are you looking at? What are you doing if you haven't farted before?"
"Wang Li, I'm asking you something, answer it quickly!"
Several classmates in front of me began to tell me in a low voice, and I listened to their words.
"Su Xun, Su Che, Wang Anshi!"
"Whoever is talking too much in front of you will not need to attend my history class from now on."
Obviously, the history teacher was angry. He looked at me
"If you can't answer this question today, the two of us will settle the score and giggle in the same direction for three classes. I've had enough!"
The history teacher was really angry and slapped the table
"hurry up!"
"It's over, it's over"
I started to mutter in my heart, this is really popular, what should I do? Just when I was worried, I suddenly felt a stench. Not only I felt it, but everyone in the class seemed to feel it, many people They all had very depressed expressions, covering their noses.
The history teacher slapped the table again
"Is it that fucking smelly? Wang Li, answer me quickly!"
I was worried and didn't know what to do. My best brother, Brother Jin, came to my rescue at this time. He was wearing headphones and his voice was already loud, but he didn't know it. He must have smelled the stench. Turn around and look at me.
"Brother Li, whose fart is this? It's so smelly, it smells like shit! Damn it!"
Jin Brick certainly didn’t want to speak loudly, but he was wearing headphones, and the sound of music was all there, and his words were unnaturally erratic. I was immediately confused, and soon, everyone in the class turned their attention to Gold bricks.
Jin Brick was so cute, but maybe he felt something was wrong. He quietly took off his headphones and looked at the people around him staring at him. In just a few seconds, I saw everyone covering their mouths.
Brick seems to know something too
"Brother Li, what's going on?" The voice was really soft this time.
The history teacher's face turned green and he gritted his teeth.
"Brick, get up."
Jinzhuan stood up and looked at the history teacher with a cute expression.
"Come on, please answer the eight great masters of the Tang and Song Dynasties."
“Eight sweet and sour shrimps?”
Jinzhuan looked confused, "Why ask this properly, eight prawns, put some sugar and some vinegar, and then."
Before he could say the rest of the words, the whole class suddenly burst into laughter. At this time, even a person couldn't bear it anymore. Everyone was laughing so hard that Jin Brick touched his head.
"Isn't that the same recipe as sweet and sour pork? Replace the pork loin with shrimp, I've eaten it before."
