Xu Chunliang was keenly aware that he was investigating himself, and said with a smile: "Not worth mentioning!"
He didn't say yes or no, leaving Zhang Yiben with plenty of room for speculation. However, he didn't lie either. In Xu Chunliang's eyes, the deputy section level was not worth mentioning.
Zhang Yiben said: "I have been working for so many years, but I still haven't become a minor."
His deputy department level will be solved this year, thanks to the help of noble people. If you are working within the system, having no background means no future, and it means that every small step forward requires you to put in much more effort than others.
Xu Chunliang said: "Aren't you already the section chief?"
Zhang Yiben said: "I am the section chief and you are the dean."
The two looked at each other and laughed at the same time. Both of them were in vain.
Zhang Yiben said: "I heard that you come from a family of traditional Chinese medicine?"
Xu Chunliang nodded, at least his reputation in Dongzhou Huichun Hall was still very high.
Zhang Yiben said: "To put it bluntly, I think traditional Chinese medicine is useless. It's all mysterious and mysterious stuff. By the way, have you heard of Dr. Liu from Shiliang Village? He is also quite famous locally.
A while ago, I took my mother to see a doctor. What do you think he does? He checked her pulse, and he actually read her palm. Do you think he told fortunes or treated doctors?"
Xu Chunliang regretted coming to his office. He was too chatty and his words were not pleasant to listen to. Xu Chunliang said perfunctorily: "What happened next?"
Zhang Yiben said: "How many medicines have been prescribed, but I don't dare to let my mother take them. Diagnosing the pulse is reasonable, but what kind of disease can you tell by palmistry? Anyway, I am interested in Chinese medicine..." He shook his head to express his feelings towards Chinese medicine.
disdain.
Xu Chunliang said: "Doctor Liu's level is pretty good. Palmistry is reasonable for diagnosis. "Nei Jing Tai Su" talks about the method of palmistry diagnosis."
Zhang Yiben joked: ""Nei Jing Tai Su"? That means adding some meaty ingredients."
Xu Chunliang said: "Taisu refers to the state of matter before it is formed, that is, a state of qi and intangibility. People are also formed by condensation of qi. A truly wise doctor can observe the changes in the patient's taisu through external manifestations."
Zhang Yiben burst out laughing, obviously not agreeing with Xu Chunliang's words at all. It's not that easy to fool him. He is a genuine 985 college graduate.
Xu Chunliang despises people like Zhang Yiben the most. He is used to measuring the world based on his own cognition. As long as anything beyond his cognition is considered unreasonable, he is actually a frog in the well. He shows his disapproval of traditional Chinese medicine in front of him.
Disdain is rude.
When Xu Chunliang was about to find an excuse to leave, Zhang Yiben stretched out his left hand: "Then you can help me read my palm. Is there anything wrong with my body?"
Xu Chunliang knew that he was not asking for advice sincerely at all, but just trying to laugh at himself, so he took his left hand, glanced at it, and asked Zhang Yiben to stretch out his right hand.
Zhang Yinxin said that even if you read palmistry, you are still a layman. Don’t you know the principle of men left and women right?
Xu Chunliang grabbed the fingertips of Zhang Yiben's right hand, looked at his palm prints and said, "Chief Zhang, you really have some health problems."
"Oh? I'd like to hear the details." Zhang Yixin said to himself, "I want to see how you talk nonsense seriously."
Xu Chunliang said: "There is a line connecting the Zhen Gua and Li Gua in your right palm. Usually, in situations like this, it is easy for the gods to be disturbed by wind and thunder. Because this line contains the Sunda position, according to "Nei Jing Tai Su"
According to records, Zhen belongs to the liver, wood, and thunder, Xun belongs to the spleen, earth, and wind, and Li belongs to the heart and fire. The heart governs the gods, so you will often disturb the gods due to the collision of wind and thunder."
Zhang Yiben said: "Don't be so mysterious, keep it simple."
Xu Chunliang smiled and said, "Don't you understand? To put it simply, you are prone to neurological problems."
Zhang Yiben frowned. Wasn't he calling me crazy in a roundabout way? He shook his head: "You must be wrong. I am in good spirits. I don't know how normal I am."
"It's strange. Looking at your palm prints, it seems that you are often troubled by external factors and often feel anxious and uneasy inside. Do you have trouble sleeping?"
Zhang Yiben was stunned for a moment, and this time he guessed it right. He did often suffer from insomnia, and was accompanied by a sense of uneasiness. He also went to the hospital to see the neurology department. Western medicine said that he had autonomic nerve dysfunction, which was exactly what Xu Chunliang said.
Coincidentally.
Zhang Yiben nodded and said: "The work pressure is high and the quality of sleep is not high." Guys like him who are frustrated at work and work hard to get a higher position usually don't sleep well.
Xu Chunliang pointed out that there were circles on the heart line of his right hand at the peak of the little finger and the peak of the ring finger, indicating that his Shaoyang, Shaoyin, and Taiyang meridians were damaged.
There are random lines on the corner peak of the left palm, indicating that the corresponding triple burner and pericardial meridian are damaged. The dull color of the tiger's mouth usually means that the function of the spleen, stomach, liver, and large intestine is reduced, because this is the projection of the spleen, stomach, liver, and large intestine.
When the heart is weak and the fire is strong, kidney yin deficiency cannot relieve the heart fire, which usually leads to tingling in the heart.
Zhang Yiben didn't take it seriously at first, but the more he listened, the more frightened he became. He had all the problems Xu Chunliang said.
He began to wonder if Xu Chunliang had given him psychological hints in some way, and whether this was another form of PUA. Fortunately, he was a man, and a woman would have to be willing to be defrauded of money and sex by him.
Zhang Yiben suddenly withdrew his hand. When Xu Chunliang saw his panic expression, he knew that what he just said had worked. This guy's mentality was out of rhythm.
"Chief Zhang, I haven't finished reading yet."
Zhang Yiben said: "I have tinnitus." He pressed his fingers on the ear door point to try to relieve the screaming sound in his ears. He was not pretending, because when he was anxious, his ears would ring with a screaming sound.
Xu Chunliang said: "You have a typical deficiency syndrome. You work too hard. If you press the ear door point, the tinnitus can be reduced, but the ringing will still be there when you stop."
Zhang Yiben's eyes widened. He didn't tell Xu Chunliang about his symptoms in detail, but Xu Chunliang actually explained it clearly. Could this kid really be a scheming fortune teller?
Zhang Yiben nodded and said: "That's right, it happened occasionally in the past, but now it happens almost every day, and the ringing is very serious. Sometimes when I sleep until midnight, there is a sudden ringing in my ears."
Xu Chunliang looked closer and looked at his face: "Are you married?"
Zhang Yiben shook his head.
Xu Chunliang asked again: "Do you have a girlfriend?"
"No!"
"Do you often feel sore and tired in your back?"
Zhang Yiben nodded repeatedly: "It is inevitable for people like us who work at desks all day long." I began to feel that Xu Chunliang was a bit scary, and his routine was a bit deep, and he unknowingly tricked out his own physical condition.
Xu Chunliang chuckled and said, "I'm afraid Section Chief Zhang is not just working at the desk. Please open your mouth and let me see your tongue."
Zhang Yiben opened his mouth wide and stuck out his tongue. His tongue was reddish in color, purple on both sides, and the tongue coating was thin and yellow.
Xu Chunliang offered to diagnose his pulse again. Zhang Yiben hesitated for a moment but then stretched out his hand. His pulse was heavy and stringy.
Xu Chunliang said: "Liver stagnation transforms into fire, and blood stasis intersects with the meridians, causing the kidney meridian to lose its opening and closing."
Zhang Yiben looked confused, he couldn't understand, but now he felt that Xu Chunhao was not completely deceiving: "Dean Xu, can you use vernacular?"
Xu Chunliang looked around and lowered his voice: "You have kidney failure!"
Zhang Benteng! Di's face turned red: "Stop joking, haha..."
Xu Chunliang said: "You are neither married nor have a girlfriend, but you suffer from kidney deficiency. Excluding excessive sexual intercourse, the only remaining possibility is that you have frequent wet dreams."
"I didn't!" Zhang Yiben argued.
Xu Chunliang looked at his hands with a smile and said: "If it's not that the spirit is not strong, then it can only be that these hands are too diligent."
Zhang Yiben was so embarrassed that he wanted to get under his desk. This guy is not a fortune teller, he is simply a devil. Shouldn't I let him read my palm?
Zhang Yiben was extremely puzzled. It shouldn't be possible. This can be seen? There are no calluses on my hands?
In fact, Xu Chunliang used a step-by-step elimination method, mainly with Zhang Yiben's cooperation, and eliminated all other possibilities. The only correct answer left was that he liked manual transmission.
Fortunately, Mei Ruxue called Xu Chunliang and asked him to come over. Xu Chunliang stood up and said, "If Section Chief Zhang wants to take care of his body, you can come to me in the future and I can help you prescribe some medicine to take care of your body."
Zhang Yiben said with a blushing face: "There is nothing wrong with my health."
Xu Chunliang smiled, this guy is not a good thing, he has to wash his hands first.
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Mei Ruxue made Xu Chunliang a cup of tea and delivered it to him personally.
Xu Chunliang smiled and said, "I'm a little flattered."
Mei Ruxue said: "I'm sorry to keep you waiting for so long."
Xu Chunliang said: "Which one of us is following the other?" He took a sip of tea and found that the tea leaves were not as good as Zhang Yiben's.
Mei Ruxue knew that he had just gone to Zhang Yiben's office, so she deliberately said: "Are you familiar with Zhang Yiben?"
Xu Chunliang shook his head: "I haven't seen him twice in total."
"What have you been talking about for so long?" Mei Ruxue seemed careless, but in fact she was very curious about the content of their conversation. After all, Zhang Yiben was her eldest brother's spy.
Xu Chunliang smiled and said, "It's not convenient to tell you about topics between men."
Mei Ruxue glared at him: "Why are you looking for me?"
Xu Chunliang handed her a shopping card. The holiday was coming soon. This was the intention of the hospital leaders.
Mei Ruxue asked him to take it back. She didn't like this. It was too common every year during the holidays. Although various departments issued a ban on cadres at all levels accepting gifts and banquets, the ban continued. Tong Guangsheng also gave her a piece of paper just now.
The crab gift card was also rejected by her.
Xu Chunliang did not force himself and told Mei Ruxue that he was acting on orders and he would give it anyway. Mei Ruxue also refused and went back to explain to the hospital leaders.
Mei Ruxue reminded him not to line his own pockets and return it wherever he took it. She would not accept this trick.
Xu Chunliang smiled and said, "Am I so greedy in your eyes?"
Mei Ruxue said: "We must sound the alarm for people like you. You don't learn good things, and you learn bad things by yourself without a teacher."
