Chapter 174 Joker (seeking votes at the end of the month)
Wu Ruiying said: "That's not guaranteed. Chen Ke doesn't look like someone with a revolutionary will as strong as iron."
Huang Liancheng is also a prodigal at heart, and his true colors are revealed when he gets excited: "To do work, you have to grasp it with both hands. When you should be as hard as iron, you should be as hard as iron, and when you should be as soft as mud, you should be as soft as mud."
At this time, the whole haggis came up. Pan Hongwei used chopsticks to pick up a sheep whip for Huang Liancheng: "Director Huang, you must be as strong as iron to eat this dish."
Yu Xiangdong smiled and said: "Director Huang is so young and there is no need for it."
Huang Liancheng said: "Why don't you need it? The younger you are, the more you consume, right Xiao Xu?"
Xu Chunliang smiled: "Director Huang still has experience. Those who are behind in this area need to learn more from those who are advanced." The more he drinks in the system, the more he likes to talk about this kind of topic. It is probably related to the fact that he is used to pretending to be serious and repressed in the workplace.
At this kind of private gathering, everyone's true colors were revealed.
Everyone laughed again, and Xu Chunliang answered cleverly.
Tang Mingliang said: "Xiao Xu and Xiao Cheng are not married, so don't teach the children bad things."
Huang Liancheng said meaningfully: "Director Tang feels distressed."
Everyone laughed a little perfunctorily this time. After all, everyone had heard about the scandal between Tang Mingliang and Xu Chunliang, so everyone was avoiding this aspect. Unexpectedly, Huang Liancheng blurted out that there was something about which pot was not discussed, and there was some confusion among colleagues.
Jokes can be made, but some jokes cannot be made. If the boundary is crossed, there is a possibility of falling out on the spot.
Tang Mingliang smiled and said: "Xiao Xu is my younger brother, of course I feel sorry for him. I'm warning you, no one of you is allowed to bully him. I will drink anyone who bullies him down."
Xu Chunliang said half truthfully: "Sister Tang, Director Huang bullied me."
Tang Mingliang actually disliked Huang Liancheng for a long time. She picked up the wine glass and said, "Director Huang, I'll do it with you."
Huang Liancheng is also a good drinker: "Just do it. I will accompany you as many as Director Tang wants."
Everyone on the sidelines was booing, and Tang Mingliang and Huang Liancheng drank a glass full and received a round of applause.
Another good thing happened to Tang Mingli. After two glasses of wine, Coptis became wilted. Everyone in the hospital basically knew who could drink how much. Huang Liancheng was the type who took the initiative to seek abuse, and this was just Tang Mingli.
Even though Xu Chunliang didn't take any action, he was pretty much the same guy. He even had a big tongue when he spoke.
He had already drunk too much as soon as he saw the first hot dish. Everyone was sensible and knew that Huang Liancheng had offended Tang Mingli with his unscrupulous words. No one wanted to cause trouble. After all, it was Huang Liancheng who was the one with the bad mouth.
The person was invited by Pan Hongwei. Of course he didn't want Huang Liancheng to look bad on the spot, so he helped smooth things over and said, "I don't know anything else about Director Huang, but his tongue is as hard as iron now."
Huang Liancheng said: "I... have nothing to do... come... have another drink..."
Tang Mingliang considered that he was from a hospital after all, so he did not continue to pursue him. If he really wanted to have another drink, this guy would have to hide under the table.
At this time, the waiter brought a corn with egg yolk, which was specially ordered for the lady.
Yu Xiangdong, the head of the Security Section, saw that there was some silence and started chatting with jokes: "I heard a story about corn at dinner a few days ago. I will tell it to everyone to help you enjoy the wine."
Wu Ruiying said: "Is it another dirty joke?"
Chen Guangming said: "Don't worry, Section Chief Yu will never be a vegetarian."
Tang Mingliang said: "You are the worst."
Cheng Xiaohong followed up and said, "He's not bad, he's boring."
Everyone laughed.
Peng! Hearing the sound of his head hitting the table, Huang Liancheng could no longer hold on and fell asleep on the spot.
Pan Hongwei said: "Director Huang is so particular that he doesn't even eat hot dishes, which saves me money."
Everyone laughed, mostly gloating about his misfortune.
Yu Xiangdong told his story: "Two corn kernels got married. The next morning, the male corn kernel woke up and found popcorn lying next to him. He asked strangely: Hey, who are you? My wife
What?" He paused deliberately at this point.
Wu Ruiying, director of the physical examination center, thought he had guessed the reason: "Popcorn is also made of corn. Is he stupid? If he changed his hair style, he wouldn't recognize him."
Yu Xiangdong smiled and said: "Popcorn said shyly: If you blow someone apart with one shot, you won't recognize them anymore."
Wu Ruiying burst into laughter, turned around and sprayed a mouthful of water on the ground.
Others were laughing so hard.
Pan Hongwei said: "Yuke, I really sympathize with my sister-in-law."
I can't appreciate the words carefully, I just can't stop laughing.
Xu Chunliang didn't laugh so exaggeratedly. He found that at the dinner party of the government agency, there was no meat on the table. He just followed the locals and listened to listen to relieve his boredom.
Yu Xiangdong pointed at Wu Ruiying and said, "Your lipstick is all gone."
Wu Ruiying took out a wet wipe from her handbag and wiped her mouth.
Yu Xiangdong added: "Speaking of which, there was a beautiful woman who found that her lipstick was too heavy. She wiped it with a wet tissue and threw it on the road. An old man behind her picked it up. After looking at it for a long time, he remembered what it was. He caught up and said: Girl
, this ultra-thin one is easy to fall off!”
Tang Mingliang laughed with tears in her eyes, Cheng Xiaohong laughed so hard that her face turned red, Yu Xiangdong is really an old slut.
Only Huang Liancheng didn't laugh. He must have heard the noise and muttered: "I didn't drink too much..."
Tang Mingliang said: "Director Huang, if you don't drink too much, keep drinking."
Huang Liancheng waved his hand: "I...can't do it anymore..." He got up and ran outside.
Yu Xiangdong sighed and said, "Director Huang is not very durable." Another round of laughter arose.
Pan Hongwei said: "Director Huang drank too much, I'm going to check on him." He organized the situation well, and it's always bad if something happens to someone.
Chen Guangming asked him to sit down and said that he would go over and take a look. He was closer to the door and it would be easier to get in and out.
Tang Mingliang took the initiative to have a drink with Xu Chunliang: "Director Xu, congratulations, you have been re-employed by Zhao Yuan."
Yu Xiangdong said: "Now I have to call you Dean Xu."
Xu Chunliang smiled and said: "Chief Yu, please don't make fun of me. No one here is more senior than me."
Yu Xiangdong said: "You are now a powerful official in the border area."
Everyone else followed suit, and Xu Chunliang corrected him. The official in the feudal territory was Jin Yonghao, and he was the vice president of the branch or an honorary one. The task assigned to him by Dean Zhao was to handle the property rights transfer procedures. After this matter was completed, he
The historical mission was completed.
At this time, there was shouting and cursing outside, and Xu Chunliang felt something was wrong. He got up and went out to take a look. When he went out, he found that Huang Liancheng had vomited on the way to the bathroom. As a result, the vomit splashed on the trouser leg of a passing guest.
, the other party got angry, grabbed Huang Liancheng and wanted to beat him.
Chen Guangming quickly stopped him and apologized to the other party repeatedly. Huang Liancheng woke up after vomiting the wine. When he saw the fierce look on his face, his face turned pale with fright.
Xu Chunliang went over and saw that the customer he knew was Ding Si who had been punished by him at the Minnan Seafood City in the past.
Ding Si was stunned for a moment when he saw Xu Chunliang, and then he realized that Huang Liancheng was with him. Although Ding Si was used to being arrogant, he had suffered a setback at the hands of Xu Chunliang. He was still afraid of Xu Chunliang and was immediately angry.
It disappeared and he quickly greeted: "Director Xu!"
Xu Chunliang said with a smile: "Mr. Ding, why are you so angry?" In fact, he saw it clearly when he came over. Huang Liancheng is really disgusting, and such people will inevitably be beaten in society.
Chen Guangming explained the situation. At this time, Ding Si's friends at the same table also heard the news and came over. They were all social people who cared about dragons and painted tigers.
Huang Liancheng was so frightened that his head drooped like a pupil who had made a mistake. At first, his dignity at the wine table was gone. Xu Chunliang secretly laughed that this guy was a coward, and said to Ding Si: "Mr. Ding, I'm sorry, we Huang
The director drank too much, why don't you take off your clothes and we'll find a place for you to have them dry cleaned."
How dare Ding Si ask him to wash his clothes? He smiled and said: "Director Xu, I didn't know he was your friend. We are all our own people. It's okay, it's okay." He waved his hand and signaled those at the same table to leave.
Xu Chunliang asked Huang Liancheng to apologize to Ding Si. The right and wrong were clear, and Xu Chunliang had no need to apologize to him.
Huang Liancheng was indeed rude in this matter. No matter what he did, he could not spit on others. Today he could only admit that he was unlucky.
Because of this episode, everyone's drinking mood was somewhat affected, so Tang Mingliang suggested that it end early.
When Pan Hongwei went to check out, he heard someone say that Director Xu's friend Mr. Ding had settled the bill. Pan Hongwei said to Xu Chunliang: "Look, you agreed that I would treat you, why did you let your friend settle the bill?"
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Xu Chunliang and Ding Si were not friends. When they went out, they saw Ding Si seeing someone off at the door. Xu Chunliang went over to say hello to him. Although the acquaintance process was not pleasant, he respected him so much. In front of so many colleagues
It also gave him enough face.
Ding Si asked for advice and invited Xu Chunliang to a place far away from the crowd.
Ding Si whispered: "Director Xu, my time has been a little short recently."
Xu Chunliang asked knowingly: "What's a little short?"
Ding Si felt a little embarrassed: "As for that, I used to be able to do it for more than half an hour, but now I stop after just a few tinkerings."
Xu Chunliang said: "What do you mean? You blame me?"
Ding Si quickly shook his head and said: "I don't blame you, how dare I blame you? The medicine you prescribed for me last time was very effective, but I just had a stomachache. I took a few more medicines according to the prescription, and my condition improved after drinking it.
, but the stamina is too great.”
Xu Chunliang suppressed his laughter, "You are also a fool. I deliberately teased you, but you still dare to drink. Many times, men do not hesitate to test themselves for this."
Xu Chunliang said: "Aren't you using medicine indiscriminately? The situation at that time was different from yours now, and you cannot use the same medicine."
Ding Si said: "Director Xu, I know that your Huichun Hall has a secret recipe. Do you think you can help me?"
Xu Chunliang said: "Isn't there Western medicine?"
Ding Si sighed and said: "I went to the men's clinic, and they prescribed me Jin Ge and Aitingjiu. The effect was not obvious. It's not that I can't get hard, I just... you know."
Xu Chunliang said: "Let's do this. I'll go back and ask my grandfather to see what he can do."
Ding Si said: "Thank you very much, Director Xu, can I add you on WeChat? I will send you the specific symptoms later."
Xu Chunliang added his WeChat account.
After Xu Chunliang got in the car, Cheng Xiaohong couldn't restrain her curiosity and asked him what he and Ding Si were talking about for so long.
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