Mei Ruxue looked out the car window and whispered: "In the car, don't talk nonsense."
Xu Chunliang said: "Let me try to figure out how to be tactful Director Mei next time we meet."
Mei Ruxue hummed and hurriedly hung up the phone, but she quickly sent Xu Chunliang a series of little love messages on WeChat.
Xu Chunliang shook his little hands in excitement, and posted a lewd expression of rubbing his butt.
Mei Ruxue replied and blocked you again.
Xu Chunliang fired it several times in a sudden burst.
Of course, Mei Ruxue couldn't block him, but she didn't reply again to avoid this guy getting more serious and taking more drastic actions. It wasn't that she was disgusted, but that her heart was so aroused by him that she thought of him when she closed her eyes.
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Xu Chunliang read the news and saw the progress of the barbecue city sent to him by Fan Lida. Now that Xu Chunliang has come out, he is too lazy to take care of the work in Dongzhou. Let them divide the political achievements. With Xu Chunliang's current level, political achievements are of great significance to him.
It's just a waste.
In the afternoon of the next day, Xu Chunliang arrived at Shuren Middle School in advance. He specially wore a white shirt, got some anti-blue light glasses and put them on, carrying a lesson plan. He looked elegant and elegant.
When Xu Chunliang appeared in the principal's office, principal Chen Yunsheng stood up to greet him: "Teacher Xu is here!"
Seeing Xu Chunliang appear in front of him in this image, Chen Yunsheng was quite satisfied, and his worries were half relieved.
Xu Chunliang shook hands with Chen Yunsheng and said, "I came here a little early. This is my first time as a substitute teacher. If there is anything I need to pay attention to, I would like Principal Chen to remind me."
Chen Yunsheng said: "Teacher Xu, you're welcome. Please sit down."
Xu Chunliang sat down and Chen Yunsheng brought him a bottle of water: "Teacher Xu, there is nothing to pay attention to. We have hired many outstanding people from all walks of life to come and teach students. The purpose is to stimulate their interest and explore them."
They have great potential, and the overall quality of these children is good.”
Xu Chunliang smiled and said: "I heard that Shuren Middle School is a school where the second generation of rich people gather together. The children here are very unique."
Chen Yunsheng laughed and said: "There is indeed such a saying in the society. It may be because Shuren is a private school and the fees are relatively high. It is not a bad thing for children to have their own personalities. The dual-track education we implement has trained students who are both
They can cope with domestic college entrance examinations and can also connect with foreign universities. If children become stereotyped test-taking machines, that would be the tragedy of our educators."
Chen Yunsheng didn't expect much surprise from Xu Chunliang. After all, it was a tutorial class, and students came to class on a voluntary basis.
At 2:30 in the afternoon, Xu Chunliang strode into the seventh classroom with a folder.
Xu Chunliang came to the classroom door, looked at the half-open classroom door, and judged that there was a high probability that there would be an ambush.
Ji Jiajia is not a good girl, and the students at Shuren Middle School are not easy to control. Previously, some students ganged up to bully Fu Xuedong, but she still stepped forward to help him solve the problem.
Xu Chunliang looked around, took out the pointer in his hand and pressed it against the door. Sure enough, after the door moved back, a basin of water poured down from it.
There was a burst of cheers in the classroom that the plot had succeeded, but the cheers immediately subsided because they realized that they had not succeeded, all the water spilled on the ground, and the emerald green bucket rolled aside with a gurgling sound.
Xu Chunliang walked into the classroom unscathed. He was handsome and elegant, and he immediately attracted the attention of all the girls as soon as he entered the classroom.
"Wow! The new teacher is so handsome!"
"So handsome? He looks like a scumbag!" A fat man with freckles muttered in a low voice.
Xu Chunliang looked around everyone with a smile. There were quite a few people here today. He saw Ji Jiajia and Fu Xuedong in the back row. Fu Xuedong was obviously controlled by Ji Jiajia. He was sitting upright with a very strange expression on his face. The corners of his mouth were turned to one side. This was a reminder.
Xu Chunliang is careful.
Xu Chunliang adjusted his glasses.
The girls collectively became obsessed again, and Ji Jiajia whispered: "He is such a stinker, he will do anything to get me to come to class."
Fu Xuedong whispered: "Master is doing this for your own good... Ouch..." and his feet were stepped on by Ji Jiajia.
By adjusting his glasses, Xu Chunliang could clearly see the trap in front of him. There was a thin rope tied there about a foot above the ground. If he walked over inadvertently, the mechanism would be triggered, and there was an ambush above his head.
Xu Chunliang walked over and stepped directly on the rope, and the mechanism was successfully activated.
The classroom was filled with cheers.
The box was pulled open by the rope, and countless chalk heads dropped from Xu Chunliang's head with chalk erasers. The folder in Xu Chunliang's hand rotated like a gyro, blocking the falling chalk heads. Xu Chunliang spotted the chalk eraser and raised the file.
Clip, hit like a ball.
The chalk eraser spun and flew towards Ji Jiajia, who was happily watching the fun in the back row. Only when she saw the flying chalk eraser did she realize that the target was her. It was too late to hide. The chalk eraser hit her on the forehead, as if someone had slapped her hard.
The slap was a little painful, and the dust was everywhere. Half of Ji Jiajia's face was covered in chalk dust, and she looked like a clown.
Xu Chunliang came to the podium, smiled and looked at the group of students who had set a trap to see themselves make a fool of themselves and said: "What age are you still playing such old tricks? I thought the students of Shuren Middle School were so smart.
How awesome he is, it’s better to be famous than to meet him."
Ji Jiajia coughed and choked on the chalk dust.
Xu Chunliang raised his foot and kicked back, causing the bench behind him to fall apart with a crash. He shook his head and said, "I'm not afraid to tell you, these routines are all leftover from my playing."
His eyes fell on the podium: "If I guess correctly, is there something else in the drawer?"
The scene was completely silent. In fact, most of the people who came here today were just watching the fun. Ji Jiajia wanted to punish the master. Without the crowd of onlookers, she always felt that something was missing. If she hadn't mobilized in advance, so many people would not have come to this class.
Xu Chunliang said: "Let me guess, is it a snake or a mouse inside?"
He opened the drawer, and a jade-spotted snake revealed its head, spitting out letters.
Xu Chunliang laughed. The jade-spotted snake is non-venomous, with a purple-gray back, three black spots on its head, a gray-white belly, and black horizontal spots staggered left and right. It usually lives in hilly and mountainous woodlands, preying on lizards and rats.
Xu Chunliang reached out and touched the snake's head, and the jade-spotted golden snake lovingly licked his finger with its bright red tongue.
A bunch of students were dumbfounded. This teacher was not afraid of snakes at all. Little did they know that the person in front of them was the ancestor who played with snakes.
Xu Chunliang said to the Jade-spotted Golden Snake: "Be good, whoever brought you here, go find him."
The students looked at Xu Chunliang and thought to themselves that he was just an idiot. How could a snake understand human speech?
Xu Chunliang put the jade-spotted snake on the ground. The jade-spotted snake was swimming around in the classroom. Many of the students were afraid of snakes. When the snake came around, some were so frightened that they trembled.
The jade-spotted golden snake came to the fat man with freckles on his face. The fat man was frightened and his head drooped. He bought this snake.
Xu Chunliang said: "Playing with these things is risky. If it doesn't bite me, it doesn't mean it won't hurt you."
The fat man shivered: "The snake is not mine... mine..."
Xu Chunliang said: "This is called the Jade-spotted Golden Snake. What it hates most is students who lie."
As soon as he finished speaking, the snake bit the fat man on the buttocks. The fat man screamed: "Mom, it bites me, it bites me!" He jumped up from his seat and kept jumping around. The jade-spotted snake
The golden snake bit him on the buttocks and wouldn't let go.
Everyone was amused and frightened when they saw the scene in front of them. Fortunately, they were not bitten.
Xu Chunliang said: "Tell the truth, lying is not a good student."
The fat man wailed: "It's me, I put the snake in your drawer."
Strange to say, when he admitted it, the Jade-spotted Golden Snake let go of its mouth, swam back to Xu Chunliang, and settled in the corner of the podium.
The fat man covered his butt: "Teacher, I may have been poisoned. I have to go to the hospital."
Xu Chunliang glared: "Sit down!"
The fat man cried sadly: "My butt hurts!"
The whole class burst into laughter.
Xu Chunliang said: "I told you it's no longer poisonous. Just listen to the class honestly. We won't talk about the big things until after class."
Xu Chunliang was a little dissatisfied: "Are you polite? I'm saying hello to you!"
"Hello, teacher!" A group of children responded as if they were waking up from a dream.
Xu Chunliang said: "First of all, let me introduce myself. My name is Xu Chunliang!" He picked up the chalk and wrote three powerful characters on the blackboard: "You must remember clearly that once you are a teacher, you will always be a father. From today on
, you must know how to respect your teachers. From today on, I will take care of you as my own relatives..."
Principal Chen and Yang Qingming, the head of Xingchen Fund, watched the situation in the classroom through surveillance. This young man is amazing.
Yang Qingming smiled and said: "Teacher Xu is indeed amazing. We all have a headache because of our eldest daughter's schooling."
Principal Chen secretly sighed, it would be a blessing if Ji Jiajia didn't come. Once she comes, Shuren's campus will no longer be peaceful. He smiled bitterly and said, "It's a pity that our school doesn't have the same type of teacher as Xu Chunliang."
Yang Qingming said: "Let's think of a way. Miss Ji's willingness to return to school is a gratifying step."
Principal Chen said that this is a welcome step for you. To all our faculty and staff, this is a devil. It is said that the previous principal was kicked out because of her.
Principal Chen said: "It seems that from now on, I will often ask Teacher Xu to come over and teach these children."
Xu Chunliang's calligraphy class lasted for an hour, and all the students, including the fat man, endured the pain in his buttocks and sat on the bench to finish the class.
After class, Xu Chunliang asked Fatty to go to the health room to disinfect and release the snake.
Fu Xuedong came over and said apologetically: "Master, I wanted to inform you, but..."
At this time, the disgraced Ji Jiajia came over and glared at Fu Xuedong: "Traitor!"
Xu Chunliang said: "You are a traitor, how can you bully your junior brother? Do you have the guts to come at me?"