Seeing Ling Tianyu in a daze, the monkey continued to smile happily: "Hey, as for the other three beauties, I might as well tell you. The first one is of course the Ice and Snow Goddess Xiaowu, and the second one is
Number one is the gentle killer Nightingale, number four is the little witch Nana, the granddaughter of Dean Luo, and number three is the fiery queen Lin Susu. The ranking of these four beauties is recognized by the whole hospital."
"Well, that's it." Ling Tianyu nodded repeatedly. Hearing that his lover was recognized as a beauty by the whole hospital, his heart was full of pride. As for the other three beauties, little Nana had already come into contact with them. And the other
There is definitely a chance to get in touch with the two of them.
"What nonsense! Is it my Susu?" Glenn shouted excitedly.
"You damn drunkard, have a good drink of your bar. The person shaking hands with little brother Yufeng today is not your Susu, it's instructor Xiaowu! What are you kidding about!" Houhou yelled.
"It turns out it's not my Susu." Glenn shrank back again.
"Brother Ge, are you okay?" Ling Tianyu asked with concern. They actually live together, so the relationship must be established first.
"Alas~" Glenn sighed bitterly, took a sip of wine, his eyes were red, and he said with sadness: "It's so good, who can understand my sadness?"
"Sad..." Ling Tianyu was confused. Are the people in this dormitory normal?
"Brother Yufeng, you don't need to pay attention to him. This drunkard just wants to eat swan meat. Is it so easy to get the hot queen Lin Susu? There are a lot of girls in the Holy Courtyard, so I don't want to pick those who are easy to get.
." said the monkey, rolling his eyes.
"Go! What do you know? That's what I call a challenge! I believe! One day! I, Glenn, will definitely catch up with my Su Su!" Glenn shouted confidently.
"Definitely!" Xiao Wu shouted.
"If you want to chase the hot queen Lin Susu, I think it would be strange if you don't get beaten to death!" said the monkey.
"Even if I die in the hands of the goddess in my mind, I am willing to do so." Glenn was full of longing.
Ling Tianyu was embarrassed. How could someone like him want to pursue his sister who has not yet been masked? Even if his elder sister agreed, Ling Tianyu would definitely be the first to object. If there is such a weird brother-in-law, that would be called a toss.
.
Shaking his head, Ling Tianyu asked jokingly: "Brother Monkey, there are four beauties, so are there four handsome guys in this holy courtyard?"
"Four handsome guys? There are not really any. There are so many handsome men in the Holy Courtyard, but there are four handsome guys, and they are recognized by the whole Holy Court." Monkey said strangely.
"The four great setbacks? Who are they?" Ling Tianyu asked, quite curious.
"Hey, that's us!" the monkey said with a sly smile.
"you!?"
Ling Tianyu was petrified, which should have been thought of earlier.
OMG!
He was actually with the four great brothers, and was recognized by the entire Holy Court. Ling Tianyu didn't know what outsiders would think of him if he lived with them in the future.
"We four brothers are both very famous in this holy courtyard, haha! Are you envious of us?" Monkey laughed proudly, without any sense of shame.
"This... I'm really envious of you." Ling Tianyu smiled stiffly, suddenly stunned, and asked: "Isn't it the four great thieves? Is there another one?"
"Oh? That impulsive brother, he took a mission last month and went out. I heard that the mission was quite dangerous, so he may have been hanging out." Monkey said.
Just finished!
"Pfft!" There was a sound!
A big and tough figure stood at the door and said angrily to the monkey: "Fuck you! Is it so easy for labor and management to fail!"
In a blink of an eye, he saw a hairy man with a face like a lion. The King Kong had angry eyes, like the incarnation of a fierce god. He was powerful, with a strong back and waist, and explosive muscles all over his body.
Obviously, the strong man was in a mess, with many scars or fresh wounds on his skin. As soon as he came in, he gave people a feeling of blazing heat.
"Fat Tiger! Why did you come back suddenly?" the monkey asked in surprise.
"The labor and management live here, and the labor and management can come back whatever they like! It's none of your business!" The strong man shouted. It turned out that his name was Fat Tiger, and he was indeed worthy of the name.
"How?" Xiao Wu asked.
"Hehe, this time I completed an A-level mission by myself and got 50,000 points of credits! It's just that I almost died when I came back to see you." Fat Tiger said with a grin.
"Not bad!" Xiao Wu said.
Ling Tianyu looked at it curiously. He felt that this fat tiger had a very strong cultivation level and the sixth level of magic power. He should be the strongest in this dormitory besides himself. Just one A-level task almost killed a master of the sixth level of magic power.
, but think about how dangerous the more advanced tasks in the future will be.
"But, what are you so proud of? We are all just too lazy to take on tasks." Monkey rolled his eyes, but felt quite jealous in his heart. He suddenly remembered something, looked at Ling Tianyu and said, "By the way, Fat Tiger, our dormitory is here.
A new friend, he is now a man of the hour in our Holy Academy."
"New buddy?" Fat Tiger was stunned for a moment, and then he noticed Ling Tianyu's presence, then he scratched his head and said with a smile: "Brother, I'm sorry, I was so excited that I didn't notice you, please forgive me."
"It's okay." Ling Tianyu smiled, feeling that this fat tiger was quite honest and honest, and it was rare to meet a normal person, so he took the initiative to reach out his hand and said with a smile: "Hello, my name is Yufeng."
"My name is Fat Tiger." Fat Tiger shook hands in a friendly manner.
The atmosphere was originally very good, but Xiao Wu couldn't help but shout: "It's over!"
"What's over?" Ling Tianyu was stunned.
"Brother, alas..." The monkey shook his head and sighed.
"Brother Monkey, what's wrong?" Ling Tianyu asked with a frown.
The monkey glanced at the fat tiger, and then said to Ling Tianyu with a sympathetic face: "Brother, I might as well tell you that this fat tiger has a quirk. He likes to wash his hands and face with his own urine."
"Urine!?"
Ling Tianyu's face was startled, and then he looked at Fat Hu with a naive smile on his face. Ling Tianyu's entire face instantly turned into ashes. He screamed in surprise and hurriedly pulled back his hand.
Four big losers!
It really lives up to its name, every one of them is the best among the best!
"Haha, Brother Yufeng, I'm sorry, this has been a bad habit of mine since childhood, and I can't change it for a while." Fat Tiger said with an apologetic smile.
"It's okay..." Ling Tianyu was so depressed that he almost suffered internal injuries.
"It's fine." Fat Tiger scratched his head, smiled, glared at the monkey, and said angrily: "Damn monkey! It's your big mouth that almost scared Brother Yufeng!"
"I'm just telling the truth, so that Brother Yufeng doesn't even know if he gets tricked in the future." Monkey looked very righteous.
"Hmph! I lost to you by chance last month! It's rare to come back this time, do you dare to compete again?" Fat Tiger snorted.
"Let's compete! Who is afraid of whom?" The monkey shouted: "Brother, are you still competing?"
"Come on!" Xiao Wu sat up.
"Oh~ It's boring now anyway, so I'll join in too." Glenn sighed and couldn't help but ask: "So, how much is the bet this time?"
"Whoever comes last will clean the dormitory for a month!" said the monkey.
"Okay!" Xiao Wu said.
"I don't have any objections either!" Fat Tiger was full of fighting spirit.
"In order to prevent someone from denying their account, we need a referee." Monkey looked serious, then walked up to Ling Tianyu, put a heavy hand on Ling Tianyu's right shoulder, and said: "Brother Yufeng, you are
As a newbie, I will never favor anyone. We all believe in you. So, for the sake of keeping the dormitory clean for the next month, you will be our referee."
Ling Tianyu was about to choke to death from the strange smell in the dormitory. Of course he had no objection if someone cleaned the room, so he nodded and said: "Okay, no problem, I will definitely be fair. But, what are you competing for? Why?"
How about comparison?"
"Let's talk about it upstairs," said the monkey.
"Well! Let's go then." Ling Tianyu said.
Soon!
Monkey and the four others left the dormitory in a hurry and climbed up to the roof.
Ling Tianyu was full of doubts. Why should the competition go to the roof? Do you want to be more conspicuous? But it is already nightfall, and there is no one walking around the civilian house at all. There must be nothing.
The audience.
By the time Ling Tianyu jumped up to the roof, Monkey and the four of them were already standing side by side. In the opposite direction, there was a dense small garden.
Involuntarily, Ling Tianyu asked curiously: "Brother Monkey, how do you want to compete? How should I judge?"
"It's very simple. Just look carefully. If any of us secretly uses our power, it will be against the rules!" Monkey said very seriously, as if he was going to fight.
"Okay! I understand!" Ling Tianyu locked his eyes firmly on Monkey and the others.
"Then, let's get started!" Monkey said seriously.
"Start!" Xiao Wu said.
Then!
An incredible scene appeared. The monkeys actually pulled off half of their pants one by one, revealing the things underneath, which were different in size. Then they roared collectively, and a stream of crystal water flew out in a parabola.
"For this competition, I have been holding back enough ammunition for two weeks! Haha! You are definitely going to lose!" Monkey laughed proudly, and cocked the thing below in return, and the urine flower directly surpassed the fat one.
Tiger them.
Fat Tiger said disdainfully: "Oh! It's only been two weeks! The labor and management haven't washed their hands or faces for a month, but now they are well-equipped with ammunition! It's you who are going to lose! Look at the labor and management!"
Fat Tiger straightened his body forward, and his slender penis flew directly down a distance of more than ten meters.
Awesome!
So cool!
"Fat Tiger! You are almost out of ammunition!"
"Tsk, labor and management's ammunition has only been used up less than half!"
"Fortunately, I drank a lot just now!"
“So cool!”
"Brother Yufeng, do you want to try it too?"
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Seeing the four monkeys excitedly playing with the things below, Ling Tianyu stood aside like a statue as if he had been struck by lightning. His whole face was about to cramp, and he was really in a complete mess.
What kind of competition is this?
It’s simply a weird fighter!
"Oh my God! Did I come to hell? Heaven, if you are destined to torture me, just rain down thunder and kill me!" Ling Tianyu shouted in his heart with a bitter look on his face.