How long three months is is really a matter of opinion. After several years of experience in the life of a special forces soldier, the special training from the polling bureau is really nothing to me. But to Fatty Sun, it is quite a big deal. It's going to kill him.
As soon as he arrived at the polling bureau on the first day, Ouyang took out two envelopes and handed them to Fatty Sun and me: "One for each person, let's see what's inside." Fatty Sun was about to tear the envelopes, but Ouyang was He slapped it away with a left hand: "Who told you to open it and look at it?" Fatty Sun said inexplicably: "How can you look at it if you don't open it?"
"Nonsense, what else do you need to do if you open it and look? Do you want to use your third eye to see it?"
"Third eye?" Fatty Sun reached out and touched his butt. I kicked him lightly from behind: "What are you thinking about? It's the heavenly eye! What have you been thinking about all day long?" Fatty Sun was a little anxious. She blushed: "You are just thinking nonsense. My butt is itchy, even scratching it doesn't work?"
Ouyang turned to the left and couldn't wait any longer: "Hurry up, there are other things after reading, and we have a full schedule for you all this day." Fatty Sun had a sad face, like a dead father: "Director Ouyang, can you give me some tips?"
I had played this test when I was six years old, and it was not difficult at all. After staring at the envelope for a while, half of the newspaper inside appeared in front of my eyes: "Something happened to Brother Guanxi! There is also Cecilia Chi and Jiaojiao. It's a pity that there is still a mosaic and I can't see clearly. Director Ouyang, where is half the newspaper?"
Fatty Sun looked at me with wide eyes: "Can you see it? What is it?"
I tore open the envelope and found half of the entertainment page of today's Capital Morning News. Fatty Sun grabbed it and saw clearly that it was the "Pornographic Photogate" incident that was a sensation at the time.
"Xiao Shen, you are not bad. You can see it so quickly. There are not many people in the game who can surpass your speed." Ouyang smiled slightly to the left, and when he turned to look at Fatty Sun, his face changed again: "Hey, Fatty, where are you?"
Fatty Sun stared at the envelope for a long time, his face turned red from suppressing it. Ouyang urged him to the left five or six times before he said hesitantly: "Is it... the second half of Lazi's newspaper?"
Ouyang was stunned for a moment, still a little unconvinced: "Xiao Shen didn't tell you secretly, right?" "How could it be? You were just standing there, how could we have a chance to talk?" Fatty Sun also tore open the envelope, and sure enough, It is the follow-up to my brother Guanxi and sister Cecilia.
After Ouyang turned to the left, I asked Fatty Sun: "You guessed it, right?" "Nonsense!" Fatty Sun showed a sly smile: "Tear a newspaper in half, put one half in your envelope, and put the other half in your envelope. Where can half of them be? The same goes for Lao Zuo, even the guessing fans are so naive."
Guessing envelopes has become a must-have training item every day, so I don't mind it. I just don't understand why Fatty Sun can guess it right every time...
The training after that became a lot monotonous. I tied a five kilogram sandbag to my body and ran five kilometers around the underground training ground. This was really not a problem for me. When I was in the army, I used to go cross-country with an armed load of twenty kilograms. Now these are just It was just a trivial matter. But Fatty Sun couldn't stand it anymore. He fell to the ground and started foaming after running less than halfway. However, why is this scene so familiar to me...
"Lazi, you run with him on your back." Hao Wenming appeared at the training ground at some point and pointed at Fatty Sun, who looked like a crab.
In the past, it was Lao Wang who carried me, but now this fat man wants me to be beaten. Now I know a truth, if you come out to fool around, you have to pay back. Looking at Fatty Sun's more than 200 kilograms of meat, I just felt scared: "Why should I Are you going to run away with him on your back?"
"Just because you are teammates, you have to help each other. Stop talking nonsense and run with her on your back!" Hao Wenming stretched out his hand and waved to Fatty Sun and me.
I returned to Fatty Sun. He had become a little stronger. He wiped the foam at the corner of his mouth with his sleeve and looked at me eagerly.
I couldn't carry him anymore, so I could only lift Fatty Sun up and asked in his ear: "How much do you weigh?" Fatty Sun said feebly: "Two hundred and sixty pounds."
Two hundred and six? More than that? Later I learned that the scale can only reach a maximum of two hundred and sixty pounds.... I don't know why, but at that time I thought of Lao Wang's rubber stick.
What baffles me the most is that there is a Bagua array in the training ground.
They were several Bagua-shaped electronic patterns embedded in the corners. The Bagua marked forty-nine numbers from the inside to the outside. The order of these numbers was chaotic and there was no pattern to follow.
Ouyang Zuanzuo only showed up when he guessed envelopes every morning, and then disappeared. For the rest of the training, he caught Hao Wenming's young men. I wonder if Hao Wenming had any tricks in his hands. Ouyang Zianzuo was the one on the left.
After calling, Hao Wenming came over with a sullen face.
"Hey, you two take off your shoes and socks and stand next to the Bagua Diagram." Old Hao's face was gloomy and scary. He seemed to be unwilling to be pulled to the left by Ouyang.
Although we didn't know what he wanted to do, Fatty Sun and I took off our shoes and socks and stood next to the Bagua picture.
Lao Hao explained the rules of the game, which are very simple. Just step on the numbers in the Bagua diagram in order.
Before Fatty Sun and I were happy for long, after completing one lap, Lao Hao increased the difficulty: "Let's do it again, this time it's a little harder." After that, he turned on the switch, and the light bulb in the No. 1 Bagua diagram began to flash.
,: "Same as before, but you have to step on the corresponding number before the light goes out."
"Hey, pediatrician, it's just a dancing machine. I'll go first." As Fatty Sun stepped on the first light, the first light went out and the second light began to flash. This process probably only took half a second. Fatty Sun had just raised his leg.
Wait a minute, the No. 2 light goes out, and the No. 3 light starts flashing.
Isn't this too fast? Before I had time to think about it, I saw Fatty Sun falling to the ground, twitching all over and his hair standing on end. What's going on? Is he going crazy?
Fortunately, Fatty Sun returned to normal immediately. He climbed up shakily and said to Lao Hao: "It's bad luck, director, there is a power leakage. Let's find someone to fix it."
Unexpectedly, Hao Wenming's answer almost made him vomit blood: "I forgot to tell you. If you don't step on the corresponding number before the lights go out, you will be hit by a thousand volts of electricity. Sun Dasheng, what do you look like?
?Don’t worry, it’s just an instant hit and no one will be killed. But it’s hard to say for sure. If you are hit by electric current too many times, there is no guarantee that there won’t be any sequelae, such as facial muscle spasm or something. Don’t worry,
It’s no big deal. I didn’t say it, Lazi, it’s your turn.”
Your uncle, who did you learn how to do such a bad move? No. 76?
I cursed in my heart, but I didn't dare to show it on my face: "Director Hao, why don't you turn off the switch first? Let us get familiar with it for a few more days, and I guarantee that it will be successful in two months."
"This is not okay." Hao Wenming resolutely rejected my opinion: "Newcomers to the polling bureau have to go through this test. I just made you familiar with it and I have already taken care of you. Besides, the great sage was shocked.
, I’ll turn off the switch when you start walking, what does the Great Sage think? Isn’t this trying to sow discord between you two?”
Fatty Sun also echoed from the side: "Lazi, once in a while, it feels good to be electrocuted. Let's just treat it as electrotherapy." This bastard is obviously not as good at electric shock as electric shock alone.
I couldn't hide any more, so I had no choice but to grit my teeth and stand in front of the Bagua diagram. Armed with what Fatty Sun had just experienced, I mustered up my energy and stepped on the numbers on the Bagua diagram with extra caution. Although I was careful
I can no longer be careful, but unfortunately I have to go up a lot of mountains and eventually encounter a tiger. At the turn of thirteen or fourteen, I am still a beat late. A stream of electricity penetrates from the sole of my left foot and circulates in my internal organs. Finally, it passes through me.
The sole of my right foot gushed out...
After lunch, the theoretical class began. From why Kong Laoer said that strange power confuses the gods and he was silent, to Taoist teachings. From Zhang Jiao's Taiping Qingling Book to Zhang Daoling's Five Pecks of Rice Tao (Tianshi Tao).
The person who taught the theory was a deputy director named Yi from the fourth room. Because the theory involved was too strong, Deputy Director Yi’s words were not very lively and a bit rigid. He did not have the skills of Yi Zhongtian when he talked about the Three Kingdoms. Sun and I
The fat man felt drowsy after listening to it, and Deputy Director Yi was not demanding. Basically, he said it was his, and we slept in ours without disturbing each other. It was just right to relieve the tense nerves from the morning practice.
After more than two months of this kind of life, the exam was about to take place. Other than that, the Bagua diagram that made us most angry was completed by Fatty Sun and me more than a month ago. Unexpectedly, Hao Wenming made it more difficult.
, we were asked to blindly walk blindly, and after being electrocuted countless times, Fatty Sun and I completed the forty-nine steps of the eight formations by memorizing them completely.
The day of the assessment finally came, and it was about whether I could get my salary next month. Looking at my increasingly deflated wallet, I began to feel uneasy. On the contrary, Fatty Sun behaved indifferently, and a skinny camel was bigger than a horse.
, after all, he has been working as an undercover agent for so many years, and his pockets are better than mine.
Early in the morning, Fatty Sun and I arrived at the training ground on the second underground floor. Unexpectedly, Hao Wenming and Ouyang Zianzuo arrived earlier than us. They took Fatty Sun and me to a training room made of glass panels.
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Fatty Sun and I have never been to this training room. In addition to Lao Wang and Ouyang on the left, there is a man in his forties sitting on a chair in the center of the training room. It sounds better to sit there. This guy is almost
He was half lying on the chair. If his body hadn't twitched from time to time, I would have thought he had fallen asleep sitting on the chair.
"Okay, let's get started." Ouyang spoke from the left.
Huh? What does he mean? Let's start. How to start? When I was in a daze, Hao Wenming said: "Today can be said to be a practical exercise for the two of you. Your target is him." He pointed to the man lying on the chair.
That buddy: "This man's name is Liu Fenghua, a farmer from a certain place in Shijiazhuang. Half a month ago, he killed six members of his family. His neighbor called the police and arrested him.
According to judicial appraisal, Liu Fenghua suffered from hysteria, a type of mental illness, and also suffered from severe schizophrenia and delusion. This case was transferred to our polling bureau five days ago. I am not saying, look at what is special about this person.
place?"
No! He is not mentally ill. I looked at this Liu Fenghua carefully. There were two vague shadows on his body. One shadow was 90% similar to Liu Fenghua, but it was depressed and suppressed by another shadow and could not resist at all.
The shadow pressing him looked very violent, slapping and biting the other shadow from time to time. However, it could be seen that this shadow was very afraid of Hao Wenming and Ouyang Zianzuo. When they coughed, the shadow immediately shrank into one.
group. But Liu Fenghua himself had dull eyes and looked completely lifeless.
Before Fatty Sun could speak, I said first: "He is not mentally ill."
"Oh?" The two directors looked at me with interest, and Hao Wenming said, "Go on."
"He was hit by a guest, possessed by a ghost, and evil spirits invaded his body. I don't know the specific explanation, but it's just this kind of thing..."
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