It's easy to deal with if he's not dead. I know there are two ways to wake up a comatose person. Artificial respiration is not considered. Let's use another one.
I faced this fat face with four mouths on the front and back. When I was about to add four more, Fatty Sun opened his eyes. He might have hit his head just now, and his eyes were still a little blurry. First he looked up, down, left, and right around the environment.
, and then looked at me with red eyes: "Good buddy, I was afraid that Brother Sun would be lonely on the road alone, so he went out to accompany me on the road..."
"Bah, bah, bah..." I pushed his fat face away: "If you want to die, go it alone, don't count me in."
"You...we're not dead? What's going on?" Fatty Sun touched his triple chin and felt a certain part of his body was tight: "Why is my face swollen?"
"Is it swollen? No, you are fat again."
"How can I not know if I am fat?" Fatty Sun covered his face and bared his teeth: "Why is your face still so hot?"
"Where did your face hit when you fell?" I quickly changed the topic: "Let's put aside the problem on your face for now. It's so smooth and there is no missing piece of flesh. Let's think about how we get back first.
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Fatty Sun looked up at the entrance of the cave: "It's twelve or three meters from here to the top, right?" "At least fifteen meters," I replied.
Fatty Sun looked at the wall inside the cave and then at me: "Lazi, your skills are okay to climb up, right?"
I smiled bitterly, reached out and grabbed a handful on the wall, and pulled off a whole piece of wall skin: "The wall is very weathered, and it is crispy both inside and outside. It cannot bear my weight at all."
Fatty Sun blinked his eyes, thought for a while, then took out the phone and muttered to himself: "Then let Po Jun come and pick it up. Isn't it just for Hao Tou to scold him? It's not a big deal. No signal? La Zi, yours
Does the phone have signal?"
I looked at him helplessly: "It's weird to have a signal more than ten meters underground in the desert."
Fatty Sun murmured: "This time I lost a lot, I risked half my life for a sheep. Hmm... where is that sheep?" As he said that, he started to look around.
That's right, where did that sheep go? If Fatty Sun hadn't mentioned it, I almost forgot that there should be a sheep in this cave. It's such a big place, I could look around and see it all, there's no way I wouldn't be able to find it.
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By this time, the sun had completely set, and the cave was pitch black without any light. Fortunately, Fatty Sun and I both took advantage of the sky eyes, so it was not a problem to see the surrounding scenery clearly.
Fatty Sun, being a thief, followed the bloodstains left by the yellow sheep and found a cave that was not easy to detect. It seemed that the yellow sheep had gotten into this cave. Fatty Sun measured the size of the hole and then became more energetic: "Lazi, here
I think I can get out." After saying that, he tentatively arched his body and started to climb out of the cave.
I grabbed Fatty Sun and said, "Wait a minute, let's explore the path first! See what's going on behind the cave. When did you get so brave? Then what, let me use your lighter."
"Don't you have one?" Fatty Sun's lighter is a genuine Zippo, one of the three-piece sets for picking up girls in serious nightclubs (the second one is a platinum credit card and ultra-thin Durex). He usually only shows it off unless he has a girl.
"What are you talking about? I lent mine to Po Jun and he hasn't returned it to me yet." I spread my hands impatiently in front of his eyes.
Fatty Sun reluctantly took out his lighter and handed it to me: "There isn't much oil left, just light it up."
I ignored him, took the lighter directly from his hand, lit it, and threw it in along the hole. I used the light to roughly see what was going on inside. Although I have a celestial eye that can see in the dark, there is still some light that is not reliable.
point.
After making sure it was safe, Fatty Sun and I crawled through the cave entrance. On the other side of the cave entrance was a stone house similar to a northwest cave dwelling. It was empty inside, with nothing except six stone piers arranged in a hexagonal shape.
After Fatty Sun put away his zippo, he started to look around: "Where is the sheep? There is no door here, where did it go?"
"Here," I found half a sheep at the corner of the last stone pier. To be more precise, it should be a sheep skeleton. In only ten or twenty minutes, this sheep was actually killed by someone.
The skin was peeled off and the meat was removed, and it was made like a specimen in a laboratory. Not even a shred of meat was left. The white skeleton looked really... unappetizing in this environment. Fatty Sun and I just finished it last night
After eating the lamb and scorpion hotpot, it seems like we both have been vegetarians for a while.
Fatty Sun's expression also changed: "What's going on? Dong Laishun doesn't have such skills either."
I took out the pistol and turned on the safety: "Fuck you guys, be careful we both turn into sheep and scorpions."
Fatty Sun held the gun in his hand and said, "What should we do now? Go back to the cave just now?"
I shook my head: "No, we will just wait to die if we go back. The space there is too small. If something really comes, we won't even have a chance to walk on the Bagua map. There is still a chance to give it a try here."
Fatty Sun said: "Then we stay here? In the end, even if we don't turn into sheep and scorpions, we will starve to death."
When Fatty Sun was talking to me, I suddenly felt that he looked a little awkward: "Great Sage, what's wrong with your face?"
"Face? It's still a little tight and burning. Lazi, to be honest, was it you who hit me just now?" Fatty Sun said, touching his thick cheek.
When he was talking to me, I finally saw something awkward about him. Fatty Sun had a green palm print on each of his left and right cheeks. These two palm prints were one size smaller than those of normal people. Moreover, the two palm prints were smaller than those of normal people.
They all have four fingers.
"Great Sage, did something touch your face just now? I'm not kidding." I looked at Fatty Sun and said.
"No, what happened to my face? Is it disfigured? Why don't I feel anything?" Fatty Sun started to get scared and couldn't even find a mirror to look at it.
"Wait a minute, don't move." I took out my phone, pointed it at Fatty Sun's face and took a photo. The moment I pressed the shutter, the flash suddenly illuminated a little blue-faced boy on Fatty Sun's head.
People' (like the trumpet Dou Ertun on the stage). After the flash went out, the 'little blue man' also disappeared.
I was startled and pressed the shutter a few more times. The flash came on again, but the little man on Fatty Sun's head was no longer visible.
"Okay! Stop hiding, you blinded me," Fatty Sun shouted, covering his eyes.
I opened my eyes and looked around carefully, but there was nothing. This 'little man' seemed to have the ability to avoid my celestial eye. I opened the photo album on my phone. Sure enough, there was an intimate photo of Fatty Sun and Smurf. I handed the phone screen to
In front of Fatty Sun.
After Fatty Sun looked at it, he shuddered. He turned back and forth several times, reaching up and down, left and right, and said, "What kind of monster is this? Lazi, help me get it down."
I also walked around him a few times: "No, maybe I'm leaving." As soon as I finished speaking, my eyes flashed, and a blue shadow jumped over to me from behind Fatty Sun.
I raised my hand like a reflex and shot at Lan Ying. Unexpectedly, the blue shadow was faster. The moment I pulled the trigger, it suddenly turned around and hid behind Fatty Sun again. Lan Ying
The speed was astonishingly fast. When the bullet came out of the chamber, it was already behind Fatty Sun.
The bullet flew past Fatty Sun's scalp. Fatty Sun let out an "ouch": "Where are you going?"
"Don't you see? Turn around slowly," I pointed the gun at Fatty Sun and said
The fat on Fatty Sun's face was trembling erratically: "Hold the gun steady and don't miss it. What did you see? Did you see it?" As he spoke, he still turned around in a very cooperative manner.
It was gone, and the shadow just now could no longer be found. I lowered the muzzle of the gun and released my index finger from the trigger: "The thing on your body was trying to jump over just now, but I scared it away with one shot."
Fatty Sun was a little shocked: "Lazi, take a closer look. Is that thing really not on me anymore?"
I looked carefully in front and behind him: "No more, he must have been frightened away by my shot."
Fatty Sun suddenly thought of another question: "Lazi, did you miss it with that shot just now? Would you also miss it?" This question is really hard to answer. I judged that the shot just now was OK. I looked at it based on its trajectory.
Obviously he couldn't dodge it. But the moment the bullet came out of the chamber, his speed was actually faster than the bullet...
When Fatty Sun and I were on high alert, we heard two dull sounds coming from the cave we entered. In this state, Fatty Sun and I aimed our guns at the entrance of the cave.
"Lazi, Monkey King, are you two inside?" Po Jun's voice came from the other side of the cave. Why didn't I realize why Po Jun's voice sounded so nice before?
"Here! Here!" Fatty Sun and I shouted. A few seconds later, two people climbed over from the other end of the cave. Neither Fatty Sun nor I expected that the first person to enter was Hao Wenming.
Po Jun followed behind, and he climbed over with some difficulty as he was two tall men.
"Hao Tou, I'm sorry to bother you." Fatty Sun and I quickly walked a few steps to greet us. Hao Wenming ignored us. He saw the six stone piers at a glance, and then walked back and forth around the six stone piers.
After a few rounds, I finally saw the sheep and scorpion.
"Hao Tou, something is wrong here. The Great Sage and I just encountered an evil monster. He was so fast that he couldn't even hit the bullet." I said after Director Hao.
Hao Wenming ignored my remark. His mind was on the stone pier. After walking around for another time, he finally stopped and began to mutter to himself: "We all thought wrong. This place is not a big place at all."
The royal palace of the Yuezhi Kingdom..."
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