As I walked, I said to Uncle Ming: I didn't expect that you, old man, have been playing tricks on us from the beginning. There are not many decent gadgets at home. This time we will admit that we are unlucky, and we will only collect these things that are not suitable for the table.
You always made a big discount. Now we are settled. After dinner, it’s really time to go our separate ways. There will definitely be no problem in leaving Axiang’s affairs to her. As the saying goes, women can’t stay in college. I
It seems that she doesn't plan to go home with you anymore, so you don't have to worry about her anymore.
Uncle Ming said: Brother Hu, you see you are so alienated again. Although we have not agreed to get married, we have lived and died together for so many days. How can it be a normal friendship? I don’t want to go to Tibet to be a lama now. Naturally, I will still move around more in the future.
It's a business trip. I'll treat you to this meal. We can discuss business matters in the future while eating.
I was in a bad mood, and Gang Nong was determined to win over me. At this time, I had arrived at the restaurant where Fatty was at the intersection. When I saw it turned out to be a restaurant selling noodles with soybean paste, I hurriedly changed Uncle Ming's words and said to everyone:
Uncle Ming was so kind that he wanted to invite the brothers to cook a meal, but it was too late, so we didn’t want to kill him severely. We just made do with fried noodles for dinner. Uncle Ming, you don’t have a short time in Beijing, right?
Are you used to the food in Beijing?
The fat man got excited when it came to eating. Before Uncle Ming could say anything, he rushed to say: Beijing snacks are ninety-nine, and big dishes are three hundred and three. You can't get enough of everything. To put it bluntly, I am basically
I have tasted them all. But as a fat man, I still have a soft spot for mutton. Donglaishun's hot-boiled mutton, barbecue season's roast mutton, Baikui roasted mutton, and Yueshengzhai sauce mutton. These four hot-pot sauces make the mutton taste really good.
It's a great job. Since Uncle Ming wants to treat us, we can't refuse the hospitality, so why don't we just go to the barbecue season and eat noodles with soybean paste? It's really boring.
Uncle Ming may be really poor now. When he heard that Fatty was going to the barbecue season, he quickly said: We are tired of eating roasted meat all the time. The most famous catalpa slices of stir-fried dumplings and fried bean paste noodles are the three major flavors of Beijing. I
It has been famous in Nanyang for a long time, but we have never had the chance to taste it. Let’s try it together now.
While they were talking, the four of them stepped into the restaurant. The restaurant was not big, and it was one of the most common fried noodle restaurants that can be found everywhere in Beijing. The environment inside was not considered clean. There were some sporadic diners at this time, so we picked up a clean table.
They sat around and ordered a few bottles of beer and Erguotou first. Soon the waiter brought everyone a large bowl of noodles. The fat man was not satisfied and complained that Uncle Ming was reluctant to spend money.
Da Jinya was in high spirits today. He ate fried noodles and said to everyone: In fact, fried dumplings and catalpa slices were the food eaten by the poor in old Beijing, but this fried noodles was eaten in different ways by the poor and the rich.
The way to eat it, if you are particular about eating fried noodles, follow the way to eat it on the top, it is also very delicate. Whether it is exquisite or not mainly depends on the noodles. The noodles must be complete and fresh. Green beans and toon.
For the sprouts, blanch the leeks and cut them into sections; mince the celery, slice the lettuce, and break the garlic into two pieces; collect the bean sprouts, remove the roots, and cut the cucumbers with prickly tops into thin strips; if you feel good, cut them into pieces.
Batch, blanched beans, minced into cubes, small radish with green tassels; drizzle a little chili sesame oil, and splash mustard to make your nose spicy. Although there is only a small bowl of fried noodles, there are seven plates and eight bowls of noodles.
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After hearing this, Uncle Ming praised him repeatedly and gave the big gold tooth a thumbs up: It turns out that the gold tooth boy not only has good eyesight, but also knows how to cook food. Everything he says casually has rules. He is really an all-rounder. After you do this
He said, The emperor has only eaten this much. This noodles are so good. Uncle Ming used the conversation to say to me: I have a very good idea. With my business acumen and Jin Yazai’s shrewdness and knowledge,
In addition to Fatty's bravery, coupled with Brother Hu's secret technique of dividing money, almost everyone has his or her own unique talents. If our group can seek development together, we can be said to be a golden combination. As long as we are willing to do it, the opportunity will come.
If you have something, it is gold and silver, and I am afraid it is not difficult to earn. Life is full of grass and trees. Who doesn’t want to be rich and noble in this life? If you don’t gamble now, when will you wait?
After hearing Uncle Ming's provocative words, Da Jinya couldn't help but feel moved, and asked me: Mr. Hu, my brother means the same thing. Panjiayuan's business is really unstoppable now. There are more and more fakes.
There are fewer and fewer real things. If you just make a living by doing this, you will definitely starve to death sooner or later. Although I have good eyesight, I can only collect a few real things by shoveling the land. I heard that there are many ancient tombs in the mountains on the other side of the two lakes.
, we might as well take the opportunity to make a few big votes, and we won’t have to worry about food and drink for the rest of our lives.
I had made up my mind, but I still wanted to hear Fatty’s thoughts, so I asked Fatty: Uncle Ming and Da Jinya are here too. They are all words from the bottom of my heart. Little Fatty, please tell me what you mean in the future.
The fat man raised the beer bottle and took two sips, and said carelessly: Ordinarily, I am a ruzi niu, which is my destiny to serve the people. I will be a grandson wherever I go. I will only be used as a gunman for others in this life, but let’s hurry up.
Having said that, this time I will say something from the bottom of my heart. When I say Lao Jin and Uncle Ming, I am not criticizing you two. You two are really grandsons. You are not stupid, but the problem is that you should not take advantage of others.
You must be a fool. If we go to fight together, you two are so virtuous. One has an old problem with asthma, and the other is old and full of bad things. Then it will be hard work digging holes, digging dirt, and crawling in and out.
The tiring work and the death-defying errand are not all mine and Lao Hu's fault. I tell you, if you are willing to fight upside down, you two team up and do it yourself, no one will stop you, but we are tired of fighting upside down.
From now on, Fat Master, I will go to the United States to make money.
The fat man's words were so straightforward that Uncle Ming and Da Jinya were immediately choked and speechless. Da Jinya was stunned for a long time before asking me: Mr. Hu, is it true? Have you really decided to go to the United States with Miss Yang? That's that that's the United States.
What's good about it? Although the United States has advanced material civilization, it doesn't have everything. I won't talk about other places. Let's just talk about our Beijing: the bright moon in the Temple of Heaven, the wind in the Great Wall, the lions in Marco Polo Bridge, the pines in Tanzhe Temple, Dongdan and Xidan.
In front of the Drum Tower, the Five Altars and Eight Temples in the Summer Palace, the Dashilan in front of Wangfujing, and the Panjiayuan Glazed Factory, no matter how vast the United States is, it will never be possible to have it. Besides, how can you let us relatives live in ancient times?
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The more I listened to Da Jinya talk about it, the more excited I became. I was really moved. Although Da Jinya was a profiteer, he was different from Uncle Ming. He had the same experience as Fatty and I. The educated youth who had joined the team back then, no matter how
Whether they know each other or not, as long as they mention that they were educated youths, the relationship between them is invisibly closer, and there is a sense of intimacy. Just now, the fat man compared the big golden tooth with Uncle Ming, and it is indeed true.
It was a bit too much. Although Big Jinya was referring to our wealth, he was really reluctant to part with us. So I said to Big Jinya: Lao Jin, as the saying goes, it’s hard to leave your homeland. I can’t bear to leave China either. I can’t bear to leave this soaked land.
I lost my comrades’ blood and tears in this land, and I couldn’t bear to leave my relatives and partners. But when I was in Tibet, I discovered that Fatty and I could do nothing but fight upside down. Our way of thinking could no longer keep up with the progress of society.
Well, this can not but be said to be a kind of sadness. Moreover, I have been to so many places and seen many secret weapons in ancient tombs. I have a feeling that some things are better left in the soil forever.
Since ancient times, most of the captains who touched gold and picked up talismans chose to escape into Buddhism and spend the rest of their lives with the ancient Buddha of Qingdeng. Because they have experienced many things, they will inevitably have a feeling in the end: it is not worth exchanging life for money.
The artifacts in the tomb are all dead objects. It is because of the desire of the world to possess them that they become valuable. It is not worthwhile to risk your life for these objects deep in the soil. Although gold, stone and jade are good, they are not worth it.
Not as precious as your own life.
The most important thing is that valuable things are the root of all evil. Almost all the artifacts in ancient tombs are valuable. If you can successfully rob an ancient tomb, you can make a huge fortune, but no matter what the motive is
, whether you take the money and squander it yourself, or use it to help the poor and the weak, those bright weapons will eventually flow into the society, leading to countless overt and covert fights and bloody storms. All the crimes caused by the bright weapons, I am afraid, judging from their origin,
In the final analysis, it all belongs to the captain who dug it out.
I said to Da Jinya: It is said that there are three hardships and three pleasures in a long life, but if you look at the bleak life of our group of people, it is really a bumpy road. We have suffered the hardships we deserve, and we have also suffered the sins we deserve.
But even now, I am self-employed, and I have no future, and I am almost on the verge of being eliminated by society. I think we can’t pin our future destiny and hopes entirely on fighting. In that case, the road to the future will only get worse and worse.
Narrow. We will never bow to fate, so Fatty and I are going to the United States to start over in a new environment, learn new things, implement the general line and general tasks into all work, and create a new world that is different from the present one.
Same life.
Fatty Qidao: What is the general route and the general mission? I remember that we have never made such a plan. Don’t remember that one comes out one after another.
I said: I also saw the tea cup from the Lushan Conference and then I remembered that from now on, our overall direction is wealth and our overall mission is to make money. I heard that there is a place in the Chinese community in the United States called Little Taipei. When we make more money in the future, we will also
Build a little Beijing on the side of American imperialism and corrupt those Americans.
With tears in his eyes, Da Jinya said to me: Mr. Hu is the one who does big things. I have never dared to think of such a grand goal. Why not take my brothers and build Little Beijing together. Let’s make all those Americans change their minds in the future.
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The fat man said: Take two puffs of Hardman cigarettes, fish and kill people and sing all night long. Beijing has had three unique features since the early years, the Beijing Opera Candied Haws Courtyard. When Fatty got rich, he put all the candied haws on the Empire State Building. After that,
The three of them laughed together, as if they were standing on the top of the Empire State Building, with a panoramic view of the Manhattan neighborhood.
We joked for a while to lighten the atmosphere. I asked Da Jinya if what he just said was a joke and if he really wanted to go to the United States with us. Da Jinya's father is in poor health and my family members are all retiring in nursing homes. Fatty
There is no one else in the family, so Da Jinya cannot leave home and career just like we do, and this trip is to the United States, which is far away across the ocean.
Da Jinya said solemnly: I just advised you not to go to the United States because I couldn't bear to leave you. You two have gone away. What's the point of leaving me alone in Panjiayuan? To be honest, I have seen through Panjiayuan.
If I continue to struggle with my business for another ten years, it will still be the same as it is now. I have long been thinking about going overseas to pan for gold. Countless unique antiques left by our ancestors have been left abroad. If I can go to the United States and write
To make a fortune, the first is to collect a few real things, which is a lifelong wish of brothers; the second is to take it from our old man, so that he can enjoy a few days of foreign blessings, but don’t I have no overseas connections? If I want to go out, I can
It’s hard to reach the sky. Mr. Hu, can you say a few words to Miss Yang and free me up? I heard that the United States of America is not only highly advanced in material civilization, but also culturally inclusive. Even the roosters and dog thieves can be
There is a place for us all over there. Do you think I can do it these two times?
I thought to myself that there were more people, but it was also lively, so that the fat man and I would not have to live a monotonous life there. Not to mention that we were not human traffickers after all, so I had to temporarily agree to Da Jinya and go back to speak for him.
So the three of us, Fatty Da Jinya, and I started to figure out how to find a home to sell the stuff we had as soon as possible. How much money could the three of us raise in total? When we arrived in the United States, we started talking about where to watch a striptease show, so we decided to treat them to a treat.
Uncle Ming, who was eating noodles with soybean paste, stood aside indifferently, almost pretending that his hunger did not exist. But Uncle Ming couldn't forget himself: Are you mistaken? Do you think the world in the United States is so easy to make money?
Then again, there are indeed many treasures that have been exiled to the United States. It is said that the most valuable piece of Chinese porcelain in the world, the Yuan blue and white Chunhua Tianyuan vase, is in the hands of a collector in Los Angeles, as well as the Qianlong Dayu Mountain, which is also in the United States.
In the United States, everything is priceless. Why don't I go there with you? Let's find some way to buy and exchange this bottle. In the future, if the deposit is sufficient, we can continue the business of ancient corpses. This business is the source of money.
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I said to Uncle Ming: If you want to go to the United States, that's your own business, and we have no right to stop you from going. However, when it comes to our republic's affairs, they all come back after two rounds of the Kunlun Mountains.
, I have to advise you, you are already this age, after arriving in the United States, you can start a small antique business, which will be enough for you to support yourself in old age. Don’t just think about making a comeback. Hasn’t Kunlun Mountain learned its lesson this time?
Even if you bring back the glacier crystal corpse and make money, your wife is gone, your goddaughter is gone, and you are left with two prodigal sons. Whether this business is a loss or a profit, you still don’t know how to calculate it.
A valuable dead body is not as valuable as a living person.
After saying these words, I felt that I had done my best to Uncle Ming. After seeing that I had almost eaten and drank enough, I said goodbye to Uncle Ming and went back home with Fatty Da Jinya. Book Alliance