After listening to what Bald Lu said, Lin Fan fell silent. He didn't expect that so many things had happened.
"Donor, where have you been for the past five years? Lord Sakyamuni asked.
"This..." Lin Fan couldn't answer for a moment. Could he still say that he had been fucked by a girl for five years?
"I went into seclusion to practice." In the end, I could only find this slightly better way.
"So that's it, the poor monk said, after not seeing each other for a few years, the donor's strength has become even more powerful. It turns out that he went to retreat." Venerable Sakyamuni said with a sigh, no wonder he hasn't heard from the donor in the past few years.
At this time, Lin Fan released the chicken from the cave.
"Oh oh oh!"
The moment the chicken came out, he suddenly raised his head and snorted loudly.
When Venerable Sakyamuni saw the chicken, his face suddenly became happy and he said, "Donor, you are so timely. The poor monk is almost starving to death, so he just roasted this chicken."
At this time, the chicken boy was stretching and enjoying the fresh air. When he suddenly heard these words, he immediately became angry. Then he turned his head sharply and looked directly at Lord Sakyamuni with his angry chicken eyes.
"Bald donkey, who do you want to roast?" The chicken was angry. The bald donkey actually wanted to roast himself. It was really disgusting.
"This chicken can talk..." Venerable Sakyamuni was frightened when he saw a chicken that could talk. Such talking chickens are rare.
"Stop arguing, this is a chicken, and this is a bald donkey. Let's get to know each other." Lin Fan said.
"Oh, it turns out to be Brother Chicken, whom I have admired for a long time." Venerable Sakyamuni extended his hand, meaning that we could shake hands and make peace.
But for Chicken, it was not such a simple reconciliation. Then he jumped up and jumped on the bald head of Lord Sakyamuni.
"Brother Chicken is really active." Venerable Sakyamuni said with a smile.
Lin Fan felt a little weird when he saw Chicken Boy being so friendly to Lord Sakyamuni. Could it be that he has changed his gender?
But suddenly, Venerable Sakyamuni shouted, "Why is the top of my head so hot?"
"I'll go, Brother Chicken, you pooped."
When Lin Fan heard this, he turned his head sharply and suddenly found that the chicken was placed on the head of the bald donkey, and it was still hot and emitting white smoke.
"Oh oh oh..." The chicken chirped happily, then jumped onto Lin Fan's shoulders, folded his wings, and pinched his waist, "Bald donkey, please pay attention to your words from now on. How old you are, but you still talk like a child.
Same, not even as good as me."
Lord Sakyamuni; "……."
Lin Fan: "……."
….
At this time in the Buddhist clan.
Today's Buddhist clan has changed. It is no longer what it used to be. Instead, it is filled with the sound of Buddha everywhere and is no longer quiet at all.
Western Paradise…….
A group of Buddhas, King Buddhas, sat cross-legged there, looking in awe at the powerful man sitting high on the stage.
At this time, in this paradise world, the Buddha Dharma is transformed into golden dragons hovering in the sky. This is the Buddha teaching the Dharma, and the Buddhas are fascinated by it and are as drunk as they heard it.
But for those kings and Buddhas, they were very decadent.
They used to be powerful men of the Buddhist clan, controlling the entire Buddhist clan, but after this mysterious Buddha came, everything changed.
They have become third-rate Buddhists, how can they endure this?
Especially where they sit now, they are arranged according to hierarchy, and they have been pushed to the outside.
The Buddhas and Buddhas in front of them didn't know where they came from. They seemed to appear out of thin air. What was even more unbearable for these kings and Buddhas was that these guys were actually stronger than them.
Is there any reason for this? When did the strong become so worthless?
For these kings and Buddhas, it is really like a dead dog.
Click!
Suddenly, the few empty Buddha seats suddenly exploded, causing the surrounding Buddhas to turn pale in shock.
And the Buddha who was sitting on the throne suddenly opened his eyes, and the vast sound was transmitted in the void.
"The Buddha of the Golden Bell World, the Buddha with Angry Eyes... were killed by evil spirits and returned to the bliss of the West..."
"Amitabha."
After hearing this, the surrounding Buddhas recited sutras with calm faces.
When those kings and Buddhas saw the scene in front of them, they immediately exploded. These people were killed and they were still so calm. How could they be so calm?
In the eyes of these kings and Buddhas, these guys went after the boy of Venerable Sakyamuni, and now that the Buddha's throne is broken, it seems that the boy has escaped.
Bravo!
As expected, he is the genius of our Buddhist clan, and he directly killed these old things.
For these kings and Buddhas, they have suffered a lot, and they are also despised by these guys. Now that the genius of their Buddha clan has killed these old guys, it will also give them a lot of bad breath.
"It seems that I need to take a walk." The Buddha's golden body protected his body, with Buddha dragons wrapped around his body. Then he looked into the infinite void and walked forward in his true form.
"Send me the Buddha." The surrounding Buddhas shouted.
When those kings and Buddhas saw the scene in front of them, they were also anxious. If the real body of Nima comes forward, can that boy Sakyamuni hold on?
At this time, Venerable Sakyamuni glared at Chicken Boy, and Chicken Boy was not willing to be outdone and looked at Venerable Sakyamuni, as if he could have a big fight at any time.
"Wait, someone is coming."
At this time, a change occurred in the void.
It was originally cloudless, but suddenly, a group of white clouds covered the sky and the sun, and then streaks of golden light filled with Buddha nature penetrated from the white clouds.
"Amitabha."
The vast Buddha's voice vibrated in the void. The white clouds seemed to be divided by someone, scattered left and right, and a golden Buddha appeared in the void.
"It's him, it's him..." Venerable Sakyamuni exclaimed in fright when he saw the person coming.
To Venerable Sakyamuni, this guy is simply terrifying.
"Sakyamuni, as a Buddhist sinner, why do you have to resist so hard? Come with me back to the bliss of the West." The majestic voice of the Buddha shook the world. The whole world was like a Buddhist world, with Buddha dragons flying in it.
Vast and majestic.
"Fuck your mother, go back to your sister's Western Paradise." Venerable Sakyamuni roared, now that I am here, I can still be afraid of this thing.
At this time, Lin Fan looked at Lord Sakyamuni with a strange look, "Bald Donkey, your name is Sakyamuni?"
"Yes, this is my full name, but the poor monk still wants the donor to call me Lord Shakya." Lord Shakya said.
"I'll go..." Lin Fan felt strange in his heart.
But at this time, the Buddha in the void seems not to be simple.
"This donor, you are destined to be my Buddha, so you can enter my Buddhist door." The Buddha looked at Lin Fan and said calmly.
"Fuck your sister..." Lin Fan didn't expect that this bald donkey would want to trick him into joining the Buddhist clan. This was really a lie.
"snort"
Suddenly, the Buddha became angry, and that vast palm fell from the sky, "Almsgiver, it's safe to turn around."
"Donor, I leave it to you..." Seeing the scene in front of him, Venerable Sakyamuni shouted and retreated back.
He couldn't intervene in a battle of this level, so he could only let Lin Fan perform to his fullest.