(This chapter will be replaced as usual, let’s read it tomorrow morning)
1. I drank water from KFC again today!! I ate pizza from Pizza Hut again today!! The KFC in place A is not as delicious as the one in place B!! The KFC in place B is not as cheap as the one in place C!!
I often wear a zoo to go to department stores. I always just look at what I want to buy, and I post a status saying "I'm shopping at Xintiandi again." After 20 minutes, there's a picture of my whole body wearing a zoo, looking at the mirror in the mall.
Selfie!!!
Do you know that the elderly people behind you always look at you with contempt?
It's normal to take selfies. I guess most people have taken selfies, but why do you have to take selfies in public? The name of the album must be "dior" and "boss", or is it a non-mainstream font?
No way!!!! You are a street vendor from top to bottom!! You have a J8 relationship with Dior!!!
Obviously I am using Nokia, but I have to update my status every day and talk about IP.
The most photographed items in a photo album are all kinds of food, 90% of which are from KFC, Pizza Hut and the like, interspersed with selfies and cosmetic samples in shopping malls. I dare you to take a picture of something before eating it!
Does your mobile phone with single-digit pixels have a poison detection function or a poison detection function? Only by taking a photo before eating can you know whether there are poisons in the food, right?
The most disgusting thing! Sometimes I even forget to take a photo in the middle of eating, so I just take a photo of the bowl of leftovers! Is there anyone who posts it on the Internet!!!
One set of clothes lasts a year. From clothes to wife to slippers, it will always be the same set!!! No matter where you appear, it will be the same set! Do you never change your clothes? From generation to generation, it will be passed down forever.
Ah You!!!!
Just travel, no one cares about what kind of transportation you take. It's so boring. Why do you have to say that you take the train in a very elegant way, and "I don't care about the destination, I just want to experience the scenery along the way."
Damn you! If you were so elegant, why did you end up posting selfies of scenic spots?
Chasing the "superiority of the upper class" all day long, even going for a walk in the countryside is called "vacation". There is a reply below saying that it is so hot outside, why should we go out? The reply said, "We poor people can only go on vacation to escape the heat."
"Only rich people blow the air conditioner at home." I want to say, do you know that the mayor of the "resort town" that you are so proud of just came to my house! He is also blowing the air conditioner now? s...!
If you are wearing a fake brand name, you can just wear it, so why go to the lower limit of the online show and say it is genuine? A piece of clothing that can be purchased online for no more than 50 yuan has to be said to be genuine from a specialty store.
I took a trip many years ago, and I am still posting photos from that time, for fear that his "beautiful photos" will not be included in other people's news!
I went to an ordinary school and learned a small language. I was in a state of speaking a small language every day! Even when I went out to eat, I was full of the small language!! Ever since I went to college.
After traveling to other cities, it will be "our place" when you come back. Damn it, you can't figure out where you are from, right?
When "angel body" became popular two years ago, I would share "I was an angel with broken wings in my previous life" every day. In the past two years, I have seen that 5 cents and 5m-o have become trends on the Internet, so I will share a post about 5m-o today. Tomorrow
I shared another 5-cent post, which happened to be a refutation of the previous post. It’s enough to share, but he actually came out and said that he has an international perspective. I’m going to kill him!
There are hundreds of friends in the school, but in fact, there are only one or two hundred people who I really know. The rest are all fake shoes, including fake photos. The addresses of the friends who are fake shoes are all over the world, and they are always pretending to be on campus every day.
They are very familiar with each other. Every day there is news about their dialogue: "Hey, I must go to x city to find you!" "Hey, honey, do you dare to be more beautiful?" If you want 419, just say it clearly!
2. I really don’t know if I am rich or bloated!!!!!
Buy a car and improve its condition!!!
With others, your BMW and my Audi, s...!!!!!!!!!!!
I bought a cosmetic sample and even took a photo!!!!!!!!!
It’s so stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!
Still brushing!!!!!!!!!
Now let me sort it out, first is the state s...
This person works in a bank!!!!
he is at the bank
xx: One million US dollars in cash was in front of me, I was shocked...
I got my first business deposit today. It’s not much, two million, RMB. OK, I admit it was my dad who made the deposit. Just after my dad called me, he said something to me, which made me have to start again.
Make a life plan: The call I just answered is at least equal to five years of your salary...
I decided that I would use my last year’s lucky money to buy an iPad and work like a professional.
My dad said that the old car at home will be driven first and I will buy you a new car within three years... That's good, one wish has come true again!
The bank is rich, and every employee’s suit costs 2,000 yuan...
I suddenly remembered that during the National Day in Beijing, I ate a lot of blood bird's nests, sea cucumbers, salmon, and foie gras at Golden Leopard... I miss you xx I can't accompany my dad to receive the "Annual Scale Enterprise Awards Night" tonight.
What a pity!
Damn Ferrero, suck it dry!
They grabbed my resume and won the second prize in the province. Just work hard. As a person in the entertainment industry, how can there be no scandals?!
My car was impounded by a traffic policeman, and I was not wearing a helmet. I called my dad in front of him: The car was impounded by a fool... Dad said: I understand, just wait where you are, and he will return the car right away.
You... After a while, the idiot's cell phone rang, and then I drove away...
I woke up in the early morning and told everyone a secret: I will go to Expo again tomorrow. A very tragic thing happened: the razor was left in Beijing...
Beijing → Xiaoshan. Safe landing.
Wangfujing Bookstore, "1988, I Want to Talk to You"... Then I walked into LV and bought two wallets resolutely. Fortunately, I swiped my card, otherwise I would have fainted...
Oh my god, I actually walked into the embassy district of Beijing, and I was standing in front of the Norwegian Embassy m-n...
It’s the seventh day since I came to Beijing. I’ve almost done everything I need to do and eat... Now I wandered to Shichahai alone. There was no one there when I came a few days ago. I ordered a cup of Chivas Regal and watched the night view...
Let's go to the Wangfujing Hotel for a buffet. It is said that there are more than a thousand dishes to order, and you can drink Chivas Regal as you like...
In the Temple of Heaven, I helped take photos for a group of Korean girls. They were so beautiful... and then I said thank you in very non-standard Chinese...
(Anyone guess what the title of this post is, there will be a grand prize for the correct answer, go ahead)