The landlord Shan Chengfu was so frightened by the big soldiers that he asked his wife to take his daughter-in-law and his grandson to hide under the bed. He came to the courtyard tremblingly and said: "Army...Master, what are you doing for me?"
The staff asked: "Where is Jin Yong?"
"Jin Yong? Who is Jin Yong?" Shan Chengfu didn't know Zhou Hexuan's pen name. He held two pieces of ocean in his hand and quietly pushed it over to him. He said with a shy smile, "Master, you are looking in the wrong place. I don't have it here."
The surname is Jin.”
When the staff saw that it was only two yuan, he immediately said angrily: "You think I am a beggar!"
Seven or eight top soldiers raised their guns at the same time, and there was a sound of pulling the bolt, and they all aimed at Shan Chengfu's head.
Shan Chengfu was so frightened that he knelt on the ground and said with trembling teeth: "Master, please spare my life, Master, please spare your life!"
"Eaaah!"
The door to the east wing suddenly opened, and Zhou Hexuan stepped out, saying expressionlessly: "I am Jin Yong."
The staff immediately waved and said: "Take it away!"
The soldiers left the landlord alone and surrounded Zhou Hexuan. Two of them held Zhou Hexuan's arms, one on the left and the other on the right, and dragged him out without any explanation.
Zhou Hexuan suddenly lost his composure and shouted quickly: "Hey, please explain yourself clearly! I didn't break the law."
"Stop talking nonsense!" the staff member turned and left, taking the two yuan given by the landlord into his pocket.
Zhou Hexuan was also in trouble, and he had 10,000 words hidden in his mind that he wanted to blurt out. He thought that he had not offended any force after time travel, so why did someone suddenly come to arrest him?
This shitty world!
The courtyard finally became quiet. Shan Chengfu stood up with weak legs, crawled back to the main room, and said to his wife and daughter-in-law under the bed: "Come out, it's okay."
"Why did the soldiers take Mr. Zhou away?" my wife asked curiously.
Shan Chengfu said: "He may be a Red Party member. I heard that Marshal Zhang has been arresting Red Party members everywhere in Peiping recently. It seems that it has also started here in Tianjin."
My wife said with regret: "Mr. Zhou is a very nice person, but why can't he think about it and insist on becoming a Red Party member?"
"If I had known this earlier, I shouldn't have rented a house to him in the first place." Shan Chengfu regretted, fearing that he would get angry and affect the whole family.
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Military trucks were speeding down the streets, and passers-by stayed away from them, as if the truck was carrying a plague virus.
Zhou Hexuan stood in the carriage, surrounded by big soldiers. As for the aide, he was sitting in the passenger compartment at the moment, holding a big Tianjin bun and devouring it - he hadn't had lunch yet and was very hungry.
Zhou Hexuan took out dozens of dollars, and the white money made the big-headed soldiers' eyes light up.
In order to save his life, Zhou Hexuan gave up all the money and gave away all the silver coins. He said, "Masters, what on earth did I commit?"
Money can make the world go round, and those Qiu Ba people got the money, and their impression of Zhou Hexuan was extremely good. One of them smiled and said: "Sir, don't worry, we are just taking you to see the commander-in-chief."
"Commander Chu?" Zhou Hexuan asked.
"Well," the man explained, "the handsome man likes to read your novels, so let us invite you to come over."
Invite your sister!
Is there anyone who invites people like this?
Zhou Hexuan couldn't laugh or cry. He felt three parts ridiculous and seven parts angry. He couldn't help shouting in his heart: Chu Yupu, I will x your uncle!
Since there was no fear for his life, Zhou Hexuan finally calmed down. He traveled around the world for five years and visited many dangerous places. Once he was even kidnapped as a hostage by a South American gang, but he was able to withstand some storms.
Because there was a silver dollar to open the way, Zhou Hexuan soon chatted and laughed with the big soldier: "Speaking of the English country, it is not a monolithic country. The Scots and Irish in the country often revolt. The Scots are the most interesting. Men all like to wear skirts, and they are still like that.
A bright red and purple skirt. Then put on small leather shoes and stockings. That guy, just looking at his lower body, thought he was a woman!"
"Hahahaha!" Qiu Ba laughed.
One of them said: "Are all Scottish men just like rabbits?"
"No, British gentlemen just like to play with men," Zhou Hexuan said, "Irish people also like to play with ewes!"
"Can ewes be fucked?" Qiuba and others were stunned.
Zhou Hexuan winked and said: "There is an idiom in China called sheep's intestines, which must have its origin."
Qiu Ba and others were stunned for half a minute before they came to their senses, and then they all laughed obscenely.
Perhaps they were making too much noise, so the staff in the passenger compartment yelled: "Shut up!"
The Qiu Ba people immediately fell silent, and one of them muttered rather dissatisfiedly: "What's the air? A poor teacher, Master Huncheng is not a loser."
Seeing that he seemed to be the leader, Zhou Hexuan asked in a low voice: "What do you call the military master?"
The soldier handed Zhou Hexuan a cigarette and lit it himself: "My name is Zhang Wukui. We are all the Marshal's escorts, and we are from the same hometown as the Marshal." He then pointed to the front and said disdainfully, "That Master
He is not from Wenshang, because he is good at calligraphy, but he behaves like a dog all day long, using chicken feathers as arrows to order our brothers around."
Another Qiu Ba also said angrily: "If the commander hadn't protected him, our grandson would have been dragged to feed the dogs."
"You military masters are really fierce warriors. From now on, Marshal Chu will conquer the world and become the emperor. You will all be majestic guards with swords in front of the emperor." Zhou Hexuan complimented with his fists clasped, but his heart was full of contempt. These big-headed soldiers are really easy to fool.
The Qiu Ba people were delighted when they heard this and asked, "Sir, what rank are the guards with swords in front of you?"
Zhou Hexuan said: "The lowest level is the sixth grade, and the county magistrate in the Qing Dynasty was only the seventh grade."
"Hey! He's bigger than the county magistrate." Qiu Ba said excitedly.
"More than that," Zhou Hexuan said embellished, "the commander of the bodyguards is of the first rank, do you know Li Hongzhang, Zhang Zhidong, Zeng Guofan?"
Zhang Wukui nodded repeatedly: "They are all frontier officials of the Qing Dynasty."
Zhou Hexuan said: "They are all genuine. One day, Marshal Chu becomes the emperor, and Brother Wu Kui becomes the commander of the bodyguards. Then he will be on the same level as Li Hongzhang."
"It turns out that being the emperor's bodyguard is so majestic!" Qiu Ba people exclaimed.
Zhang Wukui said sadly: "The commander-in-chief should not have given up Peiping to Zhang Zuolin. It would be great for him to be the emperor himself!"
"Confuse the morale of the army!"
The staff in the passenger compartment vaguely heard a few words and shouted: "If you dare to talk nonsense again, I will shoot you!"
Zhou Hexuan didn't even need to say anything, Zhang Wukui shouted back: "Shen Laosan, shut your mouth for me, believe it or not, I will kill you with one shot!"
"Calm down, gentlemen, please calm down. We are all our own people, so if you have something to say, you can talk to me." Zhou Hexuan immediately acted as a good person to break up the fight.
Zhang Wukui said: "We are all scholars. You see, Mr. Zhou knows a lot about things, but Shen Laosan, you are far behind."
The staff kept their faces dark and stopped talking. The scholar could not explain why he met the soldiers. Although he was the master in Chu Yupu's tent, he was only a helper at most, and he was also a foreigner. He was killed by these big soldiers.
There was no way to explain it.
"We've arrived." The military truck stopped at the door of the small western-style building.