In Guo Degang's stand-up comedy, there are two paragraphs that reflect the rule of warlords. One is called "Shooting Liu Hanchen" and the other is "Bai Zongwei Falls from the Tower", both of which are adapted from real historical events.
The protagonists of the former are Chu Yupu and the fifth aunt Tai Xiaoqing, while the protagonists of the latter are Chu Yufeng and the dancer Jin Duo.
Bai Zongwei is a well-known painter. Because his brother lost his family fortune by eating, drinking, prostitution and gambling, he was forced to live in Tianjin to make a living and married a dancer named Jin Duo.
Chu Yufeng was a lustful ghost and fell in love with Jin Duo as soon as she saw him. So in the name of buying paintings, he lured Jin Duo into a hotel room and took her by force. Jin Duo was not a good woman, so she hooked up with him half-heartedly. Finally, she forced him to do so.
Bai Zongwei jumped off a building and committed suicide. Before his death, he wrote the entire incident into a complaint. The case immediately caused a sensation in Tianjin, making him a living version of Ximen Qing and Pan Jinlian in the Republic of China.
The "Bai Zongwei Falls Case" occurred in early 1927. At this time, Chu Yufeng had not yet met Jin Duo, but he had already harmed many women.
When Zhou Hexuan returned to Tianjin from Peiping, Chu Yufeng was smoking a cigarette with a beautiful woman in his arms in Tianbao class.
Although the girls in Tianbao class are of high quality, they will get tired of eating too much delicacies from the mountains and seas. Chu Yufeng has long wanted to change his taste. He said to Du Xiaoshan: "Is there anything else fun in Tianjin?"
Du Xiaoshan responded quickly: "Second Master, you have already visited all the fun places in Tianjin City."
"It's really disappointing." Chu Yufeng finished her heavy smoking habit, got dressed and went downstairs, her eyes scanning the street everywhere, just looking for a good-looking woman from a good family.
As Chu Yupu's brother, Chu Yufeng's mission is to station in Tianjin City and track down and arrest the revolutionary party and red elements. Last month, he fell in love with a married woman and labeled her husband a rebel, which is enough
I played it for more than ten years before I was satisfied.
Du Xiaoshan was not a good person either. After getting involved with Chu Yupu, he merged eight charity groups in Tianjin and named them "Bashan Tang", making money everywhere under the guise of charity. Now that Chu Yupu had gone to fight on the front line, Du Xiaoshan
And fawning over Chu Yufeng helped him come up with many bad ideas.
Chu Yufeng called a few rickshaws and didn't tell them where they were going. They just asked the rickshaw drivers to wander around the city. Wherever they went, pedestrians on the streets fled, as if they were encountering a plague.
"Ha ha ha ha!"
Chu Yufeng laughed loudly. He liked this majestic feeling, which was much more interesting than fighting on the battlefield.
Du Xiaoshan immediately flattered him and said: "Second Master is very powerful! The Marshal allowed Second Master to take charge of Tianjin. He really knows heroes with his sharp eyes. The revolutionary party does not dare to cause trouble anymore."
"You're the only one who can talk." Chu Yufeng said.
When a group of people passed by the Xinming Grand Theater, Chu Yufeng suddenly shouted: "Stop the car and ask the boss if there is any good show today!"
The attendant immediately rushed into the theater and quickly ran back to report: "Second Master, this afternoon is a special performance of Qingyun Club, and Chen Xiuhua will sing the finale in person."
Chu Yufeng wondered: "I know Mei Lanfang and Shang Xiaoyun, but who is this Chen Xiuhua?"
Du Xiaoshan quickly explained: "Chen Xiuhua is a famous master of the Tan School, and he is also very knowledgeable in the Yu School's skills. After his voice changed, his throat became choked, and his singing was not as good as before, so his reputation is not as good as that of Mei and Shang."
Chu Yufeng had nothing to do, so she got out of the driveway and said, "Let's go in and take a look."
Chu Yufeng and Du Xiaoshan swaggered into the theater with five or six attendants, without buying tickets. No one dared to stop them anyway. They walked directly to the seats at the front, and the attendants shouted and started to chase people away: "Get out of the way, don't block it."
Second Master is watching a show!"
Those theater fans had no choice but to stand up and give up their seats, and one by one they hid in the corner and stood listening to the play, scolding all the eighteen generations of Chu Yufeng's ancestors in their hearts. As for the eldest girls and young wives in the theater, they either left quickly or put their own
Cover your face.
"You bitch son, you don't have eyesight when you give birth to a baby!" Li Shoumin cursed in a low voice. He finally came to the theater during the holiday and spent a lot of money to buy a seat in the front row, but it was occupied by Chu Yufeng.
Chu Yufeng pointed at Qian Fu with a cold eyebrow. She didn't care at all about being scorned by others. Instead, she really enjoyed the feeling of being the king and hegemony.
The first play was "Taiping Bridge". Chu Yufeng felt drowsy after listening to it. When he woke up, the stage had changed to "Silang Visits His Mother".
Yang Silang, a man of petite stature, stroking his long beard, sang: "I remember there would be a bloody battle on the beach, with blood flowing into rivers and bones piled up on mountains, the generals of the Yang family fleeing to the east and scattered, and all the men rolling off their saddles."
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"Huh!"
Chu Yufeng's eyes lit up and she said in surprise: "The singer is actually a female!"
Du Xiaoshan immediately flattered him and said, "Second Master has a good ear and can actually hear that a woman is singing."
Chu Yufeng said proudly: "These days in Tianbao class, I listen to women singing operas every day. I have already mastered the secrets of it. I can tell whether it is a boy or a girl as soon as I hear it."
"That has to be the second master. I listen to women singing opera every day, but I just can't tell the difference." Du Xiaoshan flattered her again.
After patiently listening to "Silang Visits His Mother", Chu Yufeng said to Du Xiaoshan: "Come on, follow me to the backstage to see what Yang Silang looked like just now."
Everyone rushed to the backstage of the theater, and the staff could not stop them.
When Chu Yufeng entered, she shouted loudly and asked: "Who sang Yang Silang just now?"
The actors in the troupe looked at each other in confusion. Meng Xiaodong stood up and said, "I sang it."
At this time, Meng Xiaodong did not take off her makeup. She only took off her headdress and beard, and her face was covered with oil paint. Chu Yufeng couldn't see it clearly, pointed at her and said, "Wash your face quickly!"
Seeing that something was not going well, Chen Xiuhua asked her apprentice to go find the theater owner Liu Guangshun. She then stood up and said, "Sir, I am the leader of the Qingyun class. What do you do with your honor?"
"It has nothing to do with you. Let's go." Chu Yufeng pushed Chen Xiuhua away arrogantly and continued to say to Meng Xiaodong, "Go and wash your face quickly! I want to see what kind of woman can sing Laosheng so well."
Meng Xiaodong still stood still. Chu Yufeng finally became angry and drew a gun and pointed it at Chen Xiuhua's head: "If you don't obey again, I will kill him!"
Chen Xiuhua was so frightened that sweat broke out on her forehead. All the actors gathered around her, but they dared not speak in anger.
"That's it!"
Meng Xiaodong sat back on the dressing table and wiped off the paint, then washed his face, and said to Chu Yufeng with a cold face: "Sir, put the gun away."
When Chu Yufeng saw Meng Xiaodong's willow-shaped eyebrows and almond-shaped eyes, her face was like a peach blossom, her eyes immediately straightened, and she praised repeatedly: "It's good-looking, it's good-looking, I'm a good boy, it's really good-looking!"
As the saying goes, if the name is incorrect, the words will not be correct.
Bullies should also pay attention to what they do, otherwise they will look too ugly. Du Xiaoshan came up with an idea and said: "If the second master likes it, why not invite this girl to sing at his house?"
Chu Yufeng immediately understood and said happily: "Yes, yes, yes, I will pay you 500 yuan to sing the opera for two days."
Meng Xiaodong declined politely: "Sir, thanks to my wrong love, I have a performance in Peking tomorrow. I'm afraid I have to wait until next time."
"Turn down all your performances," Chu Yufeng said unreasonably, "Someone is here, take this girl back, I want to listen to the big show at home!"
The followers immediately surrounded Meng Xiaodong and threatened to take her away by force.
At this moment, Liu Guangshun, the owner of Xinming Grand Theater, also arrived and quickly dissuaded him: "Second Master Chu, we are all members of our own family. For the sake of Marshal Li, let's forget it today."
Marshal Li is the swordsman Li Jinglin, and Liu Guangshun was previously protected by Li Jinglin.
It's a pity that the backer is no longer useful. Chu Yufeng laughed disdainfully and said: "Li Jinglin is a shitty commander. He doesn't even have soldiers under his command. How can I give him face?" He laughed twice and ordered, "Get this guy."
Girl, please go back to me, anyone who dares to stop you is a Red Party member!"
Liu Guangshun and the troupe members' faces turned pale. How could they dare to say no? They watched helplessly as Meng Xiaodong was taken away.
"What should I do?" Liu Guangshun had a headache.
Chen Xiuhua gritted her teeth and said, "I'm going to take a telegram to He Ming (Mei Lanfang). He knows Zhang Zongchang and should be able to talk to him."
Liu Guangshun also ran out quickly: "I'm going to find Marshal Li!"
But Chu Yufeng and Du Xiaoshan kidnapped Meng Xiaodong and walked out from the front door in such a big way that they were really not afraid of being spurned and cursed.
"Oops!"
Li Shoumin saw it clearly. He and Meng Xiaodong were friends, so he couldn't ignore it. After thinking about it, Li Shoumin hurriedly went out to call a rickshaw and rushed back to the hotel to find Zhou Hexuan for help.