"My enthusiasm is like a fire, burning the entire desert..."
It just so happened that Da Kui was singing this song while taking a bath inside. When I heard the lyrics, I really wanted to rush in and beat him up.
Of course, talking about beating him is actually just talking about it, look at his physique, and then look at my physique, hey.
I lay on the bed, trying not to think about anything, and finally fell asleep.
"Whoever is lewd, I am lewd. Whoever is lewd, I am lewd."
The phone rang for a while. I frowned and picked up the phone in a daze. It turned out to be Brother Jingfeng calling.
"Hello?" I asked in a daze.
"Xiao Feng, is everything okay?" Brother Jing Feng asked with concern.
"Don't mention it. If you have the guts, just tell me the old Taoist priest's address. I want to beat him up." As soon as I heard Brother Jingfeng's words, I was so angry that my sleepiness disappeared.
I'm not being hypocritical. That guy almost killed me last night. Anyone else would be angry.
"Okay, that thing is very important, that's why he is so anxious, just understand it a little bit." Brother Jingfeng advised over there.
"Okay, don't explain, it's boring. By the way, have you got that thing?" I asked.
"Hey, let them run away." Brother Jingfeng sighed on the phone.
"What exactly is that jade plate? Can you tell me about it?" I asked curiously.
Brother Jingfeng was silent for a moment on the other end of the phone, and then said: "It's useless to tell you. Okay, just call me if you have anything. We have to rush back to Longhu Mountain immediately. The jade plate was taken away by the Miao Witch Cult."
Okay, I’ll be very busy next time.”
After saying that, Brother Jingfeng hung up the phone over there.
I threw my phone next to the pillow. Forget it, it's none of my business to think about these things. The most important thing is that I find the zombie blood now and then wash my hands in the golden basin.
"Crazy brother, I want to eat chicken legs."
Suddenly Dakui, who was sleeping next to me, spoke. I closed my eyes and said, "If you want to eat, go buy it yourself."
"I want to eat chicken legs..."
"I want to eat chicken legs..."
I looked back and saw that this guy was still drooling. He was talking in his sleep. Let me go.
I closed my eyes and fell asleep again.
I slept until noon when I was woken up by Da Kui. This guy was so hungry that he ran downstairs and bought a dozen chicken drumsticks to chew on. He gnawed on each drumstick and gnawed, which woke me up.
I rubbed my eyes and asked him to throw a chicken leg over to me. I took a bite of the chicken leg and then lit a cigarette. I smoked and gnawed on the chicken drumstick. It felt so good.
After we finished eating, we tidied up. In fact, there was nothing to tidy up. I just threw away yesterday’s clothes. I carried my backpack and took Da Kui downstairs to check out.
When I walked out of the hotel, the sun outside was so strong that it was hard to open my eyes. I squinted my eyes and felt quite comfortable. Suddenly, my right hand started to hurt.
I went, why did it suddenly hurt? I frowned, covered my right hand, and quickly returned to the hotel. The pain in my right hand eased.
By the way, Hong Zhuo said that the bones in my right hand have been eroded by evil spirits and are considered evil, but they are so serious that the sun cannot shine on them.
"Crazy brother, what's wrong with you?" Dakui asked me from the side.
"Go get a parasol," I said.
Da Kui ran to the front desk of the hotel. Fortunately, there was an umbrella at the front desk. I paid for the umbrella, and then I held the umbrella and went out. This time it didn’t hurt anymore.
I also felt uncomfortable in my heart. I was almost turning into a weirdo. The sun couldn't shine on me anymore, and I looked like a vampire in European and American movies.
But at the same time, I also felt the seriousness of my right hand. If I really couldn’t find zombie blood, would I really have to amputate it?
When I think about my life after becoming disabled, I am really scared.
After I got in the car, I was very worried. I kept thinking about how to find a zombie to bleed.
At about two o'clock, Dakui sent me to the school gate.
"Brother Crazy, I have to go to work today, please go back quickly." Dakui said goodbye to me, and then left as soon as he hit the accelerator.
I slowly walked back to the dormitory, and there were three guys squatting in front of the computer watching pornographic movies.
Damn, I was speechless looking at these three guys.
You know, Brother Yingjun is handsome and his family situation is also very good. He also has a house and a car at home. It is reasonable to say that he is rich, handsome and handsome.
Although Brother Tu is average-looking, he has muscles all over his body. Many girls like this guy.
Logically speaking, these two buddies are definitely good at having girlfriends. Unexpectedly, after hanging out with Brother Lu for a few days, they would end up watching pornographic films with Brother Lu in the dormitory.
I was immediately very happy. Fortunately, I wasn't in the dormitory very often during this period, otherwise there wouldn't have been three people watching porn, but four.
"Hey, hey, it's broad daylight, don't worry about getting angry watching this thing." I walked in and said to these guys.
Brother Lu turned around and smiled lewdly at me and said: "Fengzi, you are dead now. You have not been in the dormitory for three days and haven't asked for leave. Yesterday, the school leaders made a surprise inspection, which made our instructor miserable.
, and he also said that he would give you a penalty."
"Instructor? What is the name of our instructor?" I asked him: "It's nothing. I can just go and apologize to him."
"Wow, you kid doesn't even know the instructor's name. If you let him know, he will definitely die worse." Brother Lu looked gloating, and then asked Brother Tu next to him: "By the way, what is the name of our instructor?"
With?"
Brother Tu and Brother Yingjun were concentrating on criticizing this island country action movie. Brother Tu said impatiently: "My surname is Zhang. I know Mao."
After saying that, I stopped being a dick to Brother Donkey.
"Anyway, my surname should be Zhang. You go and ask him." After Brother Lu finished speaking, he ignored me and turned his head to continue studying the pornographic films. From time to time, the three of them would discuss it in a low voice, and then burst into obscene laughter.
I looked at Brother Yingjun and Brother Tu and shook my head. The college careers of these two brothers were ruined. I think they would regret it very much when they looked back in the future. Instead of going out to pick up girls in college, they stayed in the dormitory with Brother Tu to watch pornographic films.
I walked out of the dormitory holding an umbrella and walked to the instructor's office.
Our instructor was twenty-five years old, a little chubby, wearing eyeglasses, and looking like a pervert. At that time, I went to him to request to move out of the girls' dormitory.
I knocked on the door and walked into his office. At this time, the instructor was playing QQ Landlord with a cigarette in his mouth.
"Instructor Zhang, you are so wronged." I yelled at the instructor as soon as I walked in, then rushed up and hugged him, looking like I was even more wronged than Dou E.
For these teachers, you must not show a pretentious look. You must pretend to be pitiful, as pitiful as you want, so that if they become soft-hearted, they will not say anything. You must know that if they are punished, they will be punished.
A not-so-glorious episode added to a glorious college career.