The grandson of Donkey Brother is wearing a Taoist priest's robe, twisting his butt, and drawing talismans everywhere with a brush in the dormitory.
"What are you doing, Brother Donkey, what's wrong with you again?" I yelled at Brother Donkey, Brother Tu and Brother Yingjun are not in the dormitory now either.
Brother Lu looked back at me, wiped the sweat from his forehead and said, "Looking at my outfit, you know what I'm doing."
As he spoke, Brother Lu ran next to me and said to me with a mysterious face: "Fengzi, actually after these few days, I found that what I am best at is not studying pornographic movies, but catching ghosts.
"Uh, haha." I laughed dryly.
"Really." Brother Donkey saw that I didn't believe it and said hurriedly: "Yesterday Guanshiyin told me in a dream that I was the reincarnation of a Bodhisattva and asked me to catch ghosts and eliminate demons."
Avalokitesvara? Will the Bodhisattva use Taoist talismans when reincarnated to catch ghosts? It’s nonsense.
I walked over to Brother Lu’s yellow talisman and a bowl of red stuff. I dipped a little of the stuff in and took a look and asked, “This is red ink. Can this be used to draw talisman and catch ghosts?”
"Nonsense, this is cinnabar, don't talk nonsense if you don't understand." Brother Lu said next to him: "You just don't understand at first glance, and let me tell you, our dormitory is actually haunted. You'd better go out and stay tonight.
, wait until I take care of this ghost."
"I think you should study hard on masturbation. After all, it is considered a special skill. You might be able to make some money by opening a masturbation training class in the future." I told Brother Lu the truest thoughts in my heart.
Brother Lu looked at me with disdain and said: "I have reached the pinnacle in that area. As for opening a training class? This thing is a level that I have studied for more than ten years. How can I teach it casually? But what do you think about catching ghosts?"
If you don’t know how to learn, I can teach you.”
Is this my grandson still teaching me how to use red ink to draw symbols?
"Okay, okay, you'd better study it slowly." After I said that, I threw my backpack into the cabinet, then took a shower, changed my clothes, and felt much more comfortable. I took my wallet and went to Zhao Shanyu and her
Go downstairs to the dormitory.
As soon as I arrived downstairs in her dormitory, I took out my cell phone and called her.
"Hey, Xiao Fengfeng, are you willing to call me? Where have you been this week? I don't answer my calls. Do you want to die?" Zhao Shanyu yelled over there as soon as he answered the phone.
Got up.
"Yeah, I miss you so much." I said, "Come down quickly and I'll treat you to dinner."
Zhao Shanyu said angrily on the other end of the phone: "I'm in a bad mood and I won't come down.
"If you don't come down, I'll come up." I joked.
"Come up here and I might be in a better mood and I'll go out to eat with you, otherwise don't even think about it." Zhao Shanyu hung up the phone after saying that.
Khan, I hesitated immediately. You have to know that I am a person with status and status now. After all, I am also the Chongqing team leader of a supernatural incident investigation team. If I attack the girls' dormitory like this, my fellow ghost hunters will know about it. I will not laugh.
Damn me.
No, no, how could I do such a shameful thing? I was thinking about turning around and preparing to leave, when I accidentally saw various styles of underwear hanging on the balcony of the girls' dormitory.
How should I put it, true love is priceless, Zhao Shanyu was not happy, I went up to coax my own wife, no one said anything, right?
And thinking about when I was still living in the girls' dormitory, those girls would walk up and down the corridor in their underwear when they had nothing to do. These contents strengthened my determination to go up and see Zhao Shanyu.
I am a person who has to do whatever I think of. I walked cautiously towards the entrance of the girls' dormitory. Great, the dormitory aunt was not there.
Zhao Shanyu lived in 306. I rushed to the second floor as quickly as possible. As soon as I went up, I saw two women holding hands and kissing at the top of the stairs.
These two women were quite beautiful. As soon as I appeared, they screamed and turned around and ran away.
When I went there, I didn’t expect to meet such good things as homosexuals. I’m not a pervert.
Just to be honest, if a man is having sex with a man, I will feel extremely cute, but if a woman is having sex with a woman, I feel so cute.
I feel like I'm not the only one who thinks this way.
What were I thinking? I shook my head. I couldn't be so obscene. I walked to the third floor. Sure enough, many girls were standing in the corridor wearing extremely revealing clothes. When they saw me, they all screamed and ran back to the dormitory.
Watching those pretty girls running back to their dormitories, I really wanted to rush in after them. Unfortunately, I am not Brother Lu. If Brother Lu had encountered this scene, he would have rushed directly into their dormitories.
I walked to the door of 306 and knocked on the door. Soon the door opened. It was a pretty girl wearing a nurse uniform.
"Are you Zhang Lingfeng? Come in quickly." This woman seemed to have known I was coming.
When I entered, I saw that it was indeed a girls' dormitory. Everything was clean and tidy, and there was a light fragrance.
It’s not like our dormitory, which is full of stinky socks and garbage, and the three people led by Brother Lu masturbate all the time. The smell is extremely disgusting. Now there are a lot of talismans drawn by Brother Lu in red ink on the wall.
I saw Zhao Shanyu at a glance. She was lying on the lower bunk with an ugly face. I quickly walked over and sat beside her bed and asked, "What's wrong with you?"
Zhao Shanyu seemed to have fallen asleep just now. He opened his eyes in a daze, saw me grinning, stretched out his hand and held my hand and said, "You really came up."
"You asked me to come up, I must come up." I frowned at her and asked, "Are you sick?"
"Yes." Zhao Shanyu nodded gently, and the girl who opened the door for me just now walked up to me and said, "She has had a high fever for several days, and she didn't even go to the hospital."
When I heard this, I immediately became a little angry. This little girl was acting out when she was sick. Why didn't she go to the hospital? I hugged her and walked out.
Zhao Shanyu struggled hard and said, "Xiao Fengfeng, put me down first. I have something to tell you."
I originally planned not to listen to her and send her to the hospital first, but seeing Zhao Shanyu acting like this, I went back to her bedside and put her down.
Zhao Shanyu said to the girl who opened the door for me before: "Su Mei, please go out for a meeting first. I want to tell my boyfriend something."
"Yeah." Su Mei nodded and asked, "What do you want to eat later? I'll go out and bring it back to you."
"It will be all right."
After saying that, Su Mei walked out. After Su Mei went out, Zhao Shanyu looked a little unhappy and said to me, "Xiao Fengfeng, my family asked me to transfer to another school."
"Why?" I asked as soon as I heard this: "Why do you want to transfer to another school? Isn't it good?"
If we transfer to another school and Zhao Shanyu and I are separated, our relationship will fade away very quickly. I don’t believe in long-distance relationships the most.
Zhao Shanyu bit his lip and said, "They said it was useless to learn this thing and asked me to go back to Gansu to find a university to study."