Chapter 126: The 213th generation descendant of the commoner god?
"Like this Fengzi, later I will shout that I am the 213th generation successor of the Buyi Divine Fortune Teller. You come over there, I will pull you to tell your fortune, and then you can say exactly what I say. How about that?" Donkey
Brother discussed with me
"Doesn't this mean I'm lying to others? Damn it, even though I'm not a good person, I still have some moral integrity." I frowned and shook my head.
"Are you okay?" Brother Donkey actually winked at me and acted cute to me. Brother Donkey hadn't washed up in the morning, his hair was a mess, his nostrils had hairs hanging out, and his teeth were yellow.
Some green vegetable scraps.
I felt sick to my stomach at that time, and I clenched my fists and was about to beat him. Brother Donkey said, "It's a big deal, I'll treat you to hot pot later, that's all."
"I told you earlier." I rolled my eyes at him. Isn't it just a lie? I'm my specialty. If I had told him to eat earlier, I wouldn't be as pretentious as before.
"I'll make an OK gesture with my right hand later. Come over here. Remember, don't pretend to be familiar with me." After Brother Lu said that, I walked far away, then squatted down and lit a cigarette.
stand up.
Brother Lu stood up and shouted: "The Metaphysics Club has just opened. Don't miss it if you pass by. The 213th generation descendant of the cloth-clothed fortune teller is here. The fortune-telling is accurate. It's not free of charge. Come quickly.
Take a look."
Not to mention, when Brother Lu shouted, more than a dozen men and women immediately gathered around and asked Brother Lu to quickly perform.
Brother Lu raised his hand and made an OK gesture and said, "No problem, then I'll find someone in the crowd to do the math."
I saw that Brother Lu was doing well, so I quickly threw away the cigarette butt, and then blended into the crowd. Brother Lu pointed at me and said, "Just that little brother, come here."
I quickly pretended to be excited, walked up to him and asked, "Master, are you accurate?"
"Come on, come on, come on." Brother Lu stood next to me, pretending to walk around in a circle and said, "What's your home?"
When I heard this, I quickly said: "Master, don't you need your birth date for fortune telling? I'll give it to you right away."
This grandson also runs a metaphysics club, and doesn’t tell fortunes without birthdates and horoscopes?
"Little brother, you don't understand this. Only those with little knowledge need to look at the birth date and horoscope. Like me, the commoner god who is the heir, do you need that thing?" Brother Lu looked pretentious.
He was so confused that the people watching around him were stunned for a moment, but I wanted to kick him away directly.
Although there is no fortune-telling technique in the "Mountain" book, I also learned something about it. No matter how powerful the master is, when he tells a person's fortune, he must tell his birth date. For example, can you do arithmetic without using numbers?
"When you were three years old, you were hit by a flood and almost lost your life?" Brother Donkey asked me.
I quickly pretended to be incredulous and asked, "How do you know?"
"When you were five years old, you encountered a snake and you released it. Later, when you were seven years old, a fire broke out in your house, but the fire was extinguished for no reason. It was the snake that saved your whole family, and you came here to repay your kindness."
"Yes." I nodded repeatedly, feeling that Brother Lu's words were a little better.
"When you were thirteen, you suffered a catastrophe. You met a female ghost and took your virginity in your dream."
"When you were fifteen years old, you passed by a brothel and went in without being tempted."
"You are now suffering from AIDS and indulge in bars all day long. You just want to take revenge on society and make other people suffer from this disease."
"You started to suffer from impotence last year..."
This guy, Brother Lu, seemed to be excited, chattering non-stop. When he got excited, he pointed at my nose and spit on my face.
I endured it. I endured it for that meal. I clenched my fists tightly.
"When you were thirteen, you peeped at a female classmate taking a shower, and when you were fifteen, you touched your female teacher's butt. You..."
"Fuck you, uncle!" I couldn't stand it anymore, so I kicked Brother Donkey in the stomach. Brother Donkey was kicked back several steps by me.
Unexpectedly, Brother Lu pointed at me and laughed loudly and said, "Have you seen it? If I was wrong, could this guy be so excited? Facts have proved that everything I just said was right."
"I'm going to kill you." I was so angry that my chest almost exploded. At this time, the people around me looked at me strangely and whispered to each other.
Occasionally, I heard a few words such as pervert, pervert, nymphomaniac, etc. I was about to rush in and fight, but suddenly a security guard came over and held my hand and said: "What are you doing? In the school."
fight?"
A female classmate not far away pointed at me and said: "Security brother, be careful, he has AIDS."
As soon as he said this, the security guard's face changed wildly, he let go of my hand, and ran towards the toilet, probably to wash his hands and disinfect his hands.
I looked at the guys around me who were pointing at me, and I cursed: "Fuck, what are you looking at? I haven't seen AIDS, bah, bah, I haven't seen handsome guys."
"Look, he admitted it himself." Brother Lu sat cross-legged on the ground and said with an air of a master: "Little brother, don't be excited. If you have nothing to do, you can have two more hot pot meals."
Others probably don’t know what Brother Lu is talking about hot pot. When Brother Lu said the word hot pot, his voice was raised a lot. He was hinting whether I wanted to eat hot pot or not.
"Damn it, you bastard, please remember this." I said and turned around and left.
When I was leaving, I heard Brother Lu talking behind me about the common man's fortune-telling, the proper master, and so on.
I have never been so angry in my life. Damn it, you said Brother Lu is stupid, but he is not stupid either. Now I feel like, is it a lie that he opened a metaphysics club, and is his purpose to deliberately mess with me?
For his mother's sake.
Suddenly I saw a figure, Zhao Shanyu.
At this time, Zhao Shanyu took Su Mei, who opened the door for me when I went to their dormitory that time, and the two girls were walking around holding hands.
"Xiao Fengfeng." Zhao Shanyu saw me from afar and waved to me.
"What are you two doing?" I walked up to them.
Su Mei lowered her head and said a little shyly: "Shan Yu and I are looking at the handsome guy."
"Handsome guy? Is there one?" I looked around, and then said, "Oh, by the way, I almost forgot, I'm a handsome guy."
"What's wrong with you? I saw you were so angry just now." Zhao Shanyu seemed to be in a good mood. He came over and put his arm around my shoulders and asked.
"Don't mention it, let a grandson fix it, and I'll find an opportunity to deal with him later." When I heard Zhao Shanyu mention this, I became angry again, and now I want to beat Brother Lu.
"Fengzi." Suddenly Brother Lu's voice came from behind me. He came over with a smile on his face and said to me: "Thanks to you, I just accepted more than 20 people. Haha, my metaphysics club is finally here."
The initial construction was successful.”
I shook off Zhao Shanyu's hand, went over and grabbed this guy's collar and said, "Brother Lu, let's go to the toilet and have a chat."