"Ahem, brother donkey, stop making trouble." I patted his shoulder.
Suddenly, an idea flashed through my head. Isn’t Brother Lu very good at deceiving people? He could earn five or six hundred dollars a day just by walking around the pedestrian street wearing a Taoist robe.
If you let him go, I will fool people.
I smiled inwardly, put my arm around Brother Donkey's shoulders and said, "Brother Donkey, I want to discuss something with you."
"Don't laugh so cheaply, it's not a good thing at first sight." Brother Lu pushed me away, straightened his collar and said, "If you have anything to say, just say it directly. As long as it's not about sneaking around, killing people or arson, we can still talk to each other.
I'll discuss it."
Damn it, why do I feel like Brother Lu is the kind of person who is good at sneaking around?
"No, my brother and I opened this store together. Do you want to see if you are interested in coming to work in our store?" I said, "We brothers are not outsiders. Let me just say it bluntly. With the money you get from cheating, we are worth 28%."
Divide, eight for me, two for you.”
"You're only fucking two." Brother Donkey glared and said, "Fifty-five points."
"Dakui, beat him." I said to Dakui next to me.
Dakui stretched out his hand and lifted Brother Lu's collar, clenched his fist and was about to hit someone. Brother Lu quickly said: "No, I am a person with status and status now. Just open the June 4th ban."
"What is your identity? What status do you have?" I rolled my eyes at him.
Brother Lu was held up by his collar by Da Kui and said with an uncomfortable look: "I am the president of the school's metaphysics club, and the 213th generation descendant of the commoner god."
"Come on, you." I kicked his butt and said, "In this way, the things you cheat out in the future will be divided at 30-70. You will have 30-70, and my brother Dakui and I will still have to divide it."
"Okay, okay." Brother Lu agreed immediately upon hearing this.
In fact, the store really lacks a talent like Brother Lu. Although I am good at deceiving, I can't guarantee that I will be in the store every day. And Dakui is such a stupid person. Come on, he is still deceiving others. Don't be deceived by others in turn.
That’s pretty good.
Now I think Brother Lu is the most suitable candidate. Firstly, I am familiar with him and understand his personality. Secondly, although he often makes mistakes, he is not bad at talking.
"Dakui, I want him to come to our store and open it on Sanqi. What do you think?" I turned around and asked Dakui. Although the store was mine in name, it was paid for by Dakui.
Dakui grinned and said, "Brother Crazy, just make your decision."
"Tch, don't just listen to me. From now on, you will be the store manager when I'm in school, so you have to have some opinions." After I finished speaking, I said to Brother Lu: "Go in and get familiar with the environment. Tomorrow we will buy dozens of Buddha statues online."
Bring it back and sell it."
Suddenly I saw a person walking towards us, Hong Zhuo.
Hong Zhuo was wearing a black suit and tie today. He was very formal. He walked up to me with a smile and said, "Xiao Feng, congratulations. I wish Ling Ling Tang a happy opening."
"Brother Hong, why are you so polite? Come in and take a look." I hugged Hong Zhuo and walked inside.
After Hong Zhuo entered, he looked at the decoration and shook his head. He turned to me and asked, "It's weird, Xiaofeng. I'm not talking about you. You're a ghost shop. Don't you think it's a little weird to decorate it like this?"
Da Kui, who followed behind him, blushed when he heard this and said, "That, that, I asked them to decorate this like this."
"Uh." Hong Zhuo was stunned for a moment, grinned, and said: "But it doesn't hurt. This can be considered a breakthrough. All the ghost stores are decorated in a lifeless way, but you are decorated with new ideas and don't act according to common sense.
,Not bad."
Hong Zhuo was not familiar with Da Kui. Although he had met a few times, he did not have the same friendship as me, so he had to be polite.
Hong Zhuo then asked: "By the way, has anyone who knows how to read Feng Shui seen it?"
"What's that thing for?" I asked strangely.
"Of course you have to look at the feng shui of Mingdian. It won't work if it's in a yin place. Mingdian has a strong yin energy. If you choose a place with too much yin energy, it's easy to attract dirt, and the decoration also depends on the feng shui. Why don't you?
Please?" Hong Zhuo asked: "You still don't believe in this aspect of our industry?"
"Don't worry about these details." I felt ashamed. I rented it because it was cheap. Who cares about Feng Shui? Of course, I can't say now that I rented it because it was cheap. It would be embarrassing.
Hong Zhuo shook his head and said, "You kid, you don't follow these rules in this business."
Although the four of us sat and chatted about other household matters, because Brother Lu was there, we didn’t talk about any ghosts. We were just discussing which Buddha statues to buy and how much to sell them for.
Soon Zhao Shanyu and Su Mei also came back. These two girls looked quite happy, so I asked: "Did you pick up the money or something? You are so happy."
Zhao Shanyu said with a smile: "No, Su Mei and her parents called just now. Su Mei told her parents about Da Kui. Her parents were very happy and asked Su Mei to take Da Kui back to their hometown for a visit.
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"What? Su Mei is only a freshman, and her parents are so supportive?" I asked strangely.
Zhao Shanyu rolled her eyes at me and said, "What the hell, in Su Mei's hometown, they had babies at the age of eighteen.
Only then did I remember that Su Mei’s family was in a mountainous area. The poorer the mountainous area, the less concerned they were about the law.
It's normal to get married and have children at the age of eighteen, and Su Mei probably told her parents that Da Kui was a policeman.
You must know that the police profession is an absolutely glorious profession in mountainous or rural areas.
When Dakui heard this, his face turned pale, and he quickly shook his head and said, "No, no, no, I haven't even written my horoscope yet."
When Su Mei heard this, she lowered her head and gritted her teeth and said nothing.
"Damn it, Dakui, don't make me angry. Why is my Su Mei not worthy of you? Why are you so virtuous all day long?" When Zhao Shanyu heard Dakui's words, he instantly became angry.
Dakui shook his head and said, "No, it's just that Su Mei is too good, and I feel like I'm not worthy of her, and there are still some shadows in my heart."
"Fuck, Shadow is such an ass." Zhao Shanyu scolded: "A grown man can live up to your moral character. If you are a man, agree to this today and go back to Sumei's hometown to meet her parents in two days. If it doesn't work, I will take him with you."
Take Su Mei and leave immediately."
As expected, Zhao Shanyu still got angry. I shook my head. Although Zhao Shanyu had begun to restrain her personality during her time in college, it is easy to change one's nature. I have seen her strong character during her sophomore year in high school.
pass.
Dakui gritted his teeth and did not dare to speak.
Su Mei quickly waved her hands and said, "It's okay, it's okay. It's my fault. I accidentally let my parents know. It's none of Brother Da Kui's business."
"Fuck, just give me a coward, little sister, I will find you a handsome guy tomorrow." Zhao Shanyu said.
Brother Donkey on the side said quickly: "Sister, what do you think of me?"
"Go away, you idiot." I yelled at Brother Donkey. I couldn't see clearly what time it was.