After I washed my feet, I lay down on the bed and fell asleep. I felt uncomfortable all over, so I lay down on the bed and fell asleep quickly.
"Whoever is lewd, I am lewd. Whoever is lewd, I am lewd."
"Who are you numbing? You called me so early in the morning." I picked up the phone in a daze and saw that it was Shan Yu's call. I yawned, picked up the phone and asked, "Daughter-in-law, what's wrong?"
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"Are your feet feeling better?" Zhao Shanyu asked on the other end of the phone.
"Ahem, it's okay. Yesterday I just wanted to sit and take a rest, and then I happened to meet the three donkeys who came down to enjoy the cool air, so I went back with the three of them." I lied without blushing or out of breath.
I am actually a very face-conscious person, which can be seen from my elegant living habits.
When Zhao Shanyu heard this, he said: "Hey, the people in your dormitory are all perverts. They stay up late at night and run under the girls' dormitory to enjoy the cool air in their underwear."
"Yes, those three guys, they are extremely psychologically distorted. They wear women's clothes in our dormitory even though they have nothing to do." I said, "The three of them have lowered the overall purity index of our dormitory by an unknown amount."
"Come on, come on. If your feet are fine, come with me to go shopping." Zhao Shanyu said over there.
When I heard this, I touched my legs. I went there, but now they are still in terrible pain and I can't walk at all.
"Okay, I know how your legs are doing. You should pay attention to yourself and don't run around. If you want something to eat, call me and I will bring it to you." Zhao Shanyu hung up the phone after saying that.
I looked at the time and saw that it was already 12 noon. I rubbed my temples and was about to lie down and go back to sleep when the phone rang again. It was Dakui calling.
I picked up the phone and asked, "Hey Dakui, what's up?"
"Brother Crazy, I contacted a manufacturer. They have many Buddha statues there, and they are private factories. They have a batch of Buddha statues that are not printed by the manufacturer. The price is quite suitable. If you have time, let's go and take a look at the goods." Dakui said.
Said the other end of the phone.
Here I would like to introduce to you what a Buddha statue without a manufacturer's stamp is called. Nowadays, many Buddha statues will have a manufacturer stamping "Made by a certain factory" on the bottom.
If you sell this thing to someone for tens of thousands, you won't be afraid of being beaten.
So we have to sell Buddha statues that are not printed by the manufacturer. Although we have said to buy them online before, it is easy to buy Buddha statues that are printed by the manufacturer if you buy online. When I heard what Dakui said, I quickly said: "Okay, I'll do it right away."
Come on, drive to the school gate."
After saying that, I quickly changed my clothes. As soon as my legs touched the ground, I felt terrible pain.
But I can endure it by gritting my teeth.
I still feel uneasy about letting Da Kui buy these things alone.
I limped to the school gate and saw a black domestic JAC car parked in front of me. Da Kui rolled down the window and said to me: "Crazy brother, get in the car."
At this time, Da Kui's head was tied with a bandage, only two eyes, nose and mouth were exposed, which looked very funny.
"Why didn't you drive a police car?" I asked as I sat in the passenger seat.
"That's a private factory. There's no business or manufacturing. It wouldn't be good to drive a police car and cause some trouble." Dakui said as he started the car.
"How much are you going to buy?" I asked yawning.
"Let's take a look first. We'll go to the bank to withdraw five thousand yuan later. If the goods are good, we can buy more." After Dakui finished speaking, he saw a Bank of China in front of him.
"Just park there." I pointed to the empty space in front of the bank and said. That's where cash transport trucks usually park, and ordinary cars are not allowed to park. But we just took the money and left, so nothing happened.
I took the bank card from Da Kui's hand, turned around and said to him: "If a police officer comes later, come in and remind me to avoid being issued a ticket."
Dakui hummed and nodded.
I walked into the bank, yawned, and stood in line.
After waiting for about three minutes, it was finally my turn. Suddenly Dakui rushed in from outside and shouted at me anxiously: "Crazy brother, police, police, the police are here, run quickly."
When I heard this, I was stunned. When the police came, it would be enough to move the car. At worst, I would just be issued a ticket. What he said did not make sense.
"Ah robbery"
I don't know which old lady yelled, and suddenly there was chaos inside the bank, and all those people ran outside.
Not to mention, Da Kui looked a bit like a robber in a movie at this time. His head was wrapped in bandages and he couldn't see clearly. He was tall and tall.
At this time, four security guards in the bank rushed towards me.
This is not about how brave they are, the key is that I looked weak and limping when I came in.
Otherwise, why did the four security guards all pounce on me and not Dakui?
I was pushed to the ground and shouted quickly: "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding"
Yu Dakui's uncle's uncle is dumb-headed and green.
Soon a traffic policeman from outside also came in. This traffic policeman looked to be in his twenties, with an excited face. He took out a walkie-talkie with trembling hands and said: "I, I, I, I am going to make a great contribution. Come to me now."
I caught two bank robbers."
I walked out of the police station with Da Kui with a depressed look on my face. It was already three o'clock in the afternoon. If I hadn't been the deputy captain of the SWAT team and Da Kui had a police identity, we would have been detained for several days.
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Dakui was behind me, lowering his head like a little girl and not daring to speak.
"Dakui..." I turned around and was about to speak to Dakui when he said with a depressed face: "Brother Crazy, I'm a little scared when I see the police. After all, it's illegal to park a car there."
"Damn it, you're so scared, you're also a policeman." I couldn't help it anymore and yelled at Da Kui.
"But I'm not wearing a police uniform." Dakui muttered.
"If you don't wear a police uniform, you're not a police officer. Then if you don't have a shell, then you're not a police officer?" I rolled my eyes at him.
I felt that it was really unreliable to ask Da Kui to do anything. I sighed: "Okay, okay, let's go to that factory. I hope you don't mess up this matter."
"I promise not." Dakui looked at me and said confidently.
When I looked at the affirmative look on his face, I always felt as if he was mocking me, as if he was asking: Do you dare to believe that I won't mess up?
I shook my head and tried not to think so much. If I withdraw money from the bank, I would be treated as a robber. I wonder what would happen if I went to buy a Buddha statue.
Dakui drove me in the car and drove me to Beibei, Chongqing. According to Dakui, the factory is located in Beibei.
After arriving in Beibei, Dakui drove his car and stopped in front of a coffee shop.
I nodded with satisfaction: "Not bad, Dakui, he is a bit mature and knows how to make appointments in such a high-end place to discuss things."
"No, crazy brother, the two of us are just resting here, and we can't go into the mountains to deliver the goods until evening." Dakui said next to me.
After hearing what Dakui said, I had a strange feeling, as if something would happen again if I bought a few Buddha statues this time.