Finally, Zhao Shanyu and I chatted casually. After a while, the door opened. Da Kui was carrying a big table, and Hong Zhuo was carrying various lunch boxes with a lot of vegetables in them. Brother Lu actually packed two boxes.
Beer comes in.
"Hey, what are you talking about? The patient has just woken up and cannot drink alcohol or eat these things." As soon as they came in, a doctor who looked to be in his forties came in and yelled at us.
When Dakui heard this, he became anxious and cursed: "What the hell? My crazy brother has woken up and won't even let him drink, right?"
Hong Zhuo stopped him quickly, smiled at the doctor and said, "Doctor Liu, this is my friend. I know his health. If he can drink some wine, he will be happy today. Just leave him alone."
It turns out that this is the hospital where Hong Zhuo works.
Dr. Liu, either because of Hong Zhuo's sake or because he saw Da Kui's tallness, snorted, closed the door and left.
I also lifted up the quilt, quickly opened a bottle of beer, and took two swigs. It felt so good.
Zhao Shanyu didn't care about us, he just sat in a daze next to me, not knowing what he was thinking.
After we drank for a while, Brother Lu turned to me with a red face and said, "Fengzi, you are so stupid. You know how to catch ghosts and you didn't even tell me."
I took two bites of the dish and said, "I told you Yu Sha, do I still expect you to learn it?"
When Brother Lu heard this, he nodded quickly, stood up and said, "Oh no, let me tell you, since I was born, I felt that I would be the material to save the world in the future. You can see if I have talent, and if I can also catch a ghost or something."
Hong Zhuo said with a smile beside him: "Fengzi, during the time when you fainted, we were all tortured by the donkey. We were asked to teach him to catch ghosts all day long. You know my situation, how can I catch ghosts?"
, he refused to learn anything from the "Medicine" book even if he was taught it. Dakui himself was still a dabbler, and it was impossible to teach him.
After hearing this, I nodded, looked at Brother Donkey next to me who looked expectant, and asked, "Brother Donkey, seriously, why are you learning to catch ghosts?"
Originally, I thought Brother Donkey would say that it was to maintain world peace, to slay demons, or something like that. Unexpectedly, this guy was actually sincere. He smiled and said, "We brothers won't talk nonsense. I'll tell you the truth."
I want to learn a few tricks and pick up girls or something, grandma, I have always dreamed of having some special powers."
Catching ghosts is a good way to pick up girls? What a joke. I had this idea at first, but what happened? I caught ghosts all day long and got injured, endlessly. As for picking up girls, I have been practicing Taoism for almost two years, and I really haven’t found anything about catching ghosts.
Ghosts can pick up girls. Of course, if Brother Donkey has a special hobby, he might be able to pick up a female ghost or something.
"Then what, you really want to learn to catch ghosts?" I thought about it and said to Dakui: "Dakui, where is the book."
Dakui quickly took out the book "Mountain" and gave it to me: "Crazy brother, I have copied this book, but you fainted and never had the chance to give it to you."
I nodded and took the "Mountain" book and flipped through it, ready to find a simpler talisman, but after searching for a long time, I couldn't find it. These talismans were really not simple. I finally asked Hong Zhuo: "Hong Zhuo"
Brother, are there any guys?
When Brother Donkey next to him heard this, he quickly took out a writing brush, a yellow talisman, a small jar of cinnabar and black dog blood and handed them over and said: "I have prepared them a long time ago."
I took it, casually drew the Zhang Lieyan Talisman, handed it over and said, "Recite the Ji Ji Ru Law Order and take a look."
Brother Lu took the flame talisman, his hands were shaking, and then he took a deep breath and said: "Emergency is like a law."
Sure enough, there was no response from this talisman at all. I shook my head and said, "Brother Lu, practice slowly. When I can make this talisman burn, I will teach you Taoism."
After that, we continued to drink. Brother Lu was not in the mood to drink anymore, so he sat next to him, staring straight at the flame talisman, and kept reciting it like a law, like a fool.
About twenty minutes later, when Brother Lu had recited it hundreds of times, suddenly, the flame talisman started to burn.
Hong Zhuo and I looked at each other subconsciously.
Brother Lu's eyes were red with excitement, and his hands kept shaking. When the talisman burned his hand, he didn't even cry out in pain, but Dakui acted quickly and opened the flame talisman.
Brother Donkey plopped down on his knees and shouted: "Mom, your son has become successful, and I am also a person with special powers."
"Wow haha." Brother Donkey looked like he was crazy. He laughed wildly and rushed out of the ward. He didn't know where he went. With his appearance, people who didn't know would think he had won millions.
"Do you think he will be sent to a mental hospital directly if he goes out like this?" Zhao Shanyu looked at Brother Lu's back and asked us.
"It's hard to say, but it's really possible." Dakui nodded.
I said contemptuously: "I'll go, it's just a charm equivalent to a lighter. I'm so excited, what's the point?"
The name of this flame talisman sounds interesting, but it is of no use against ghosts. It is too troublesome to draw a talisman to light a cigarette. This kind of talisman was created by Taoist priests in ancient times because they thought it was troublesome to light a fire. But now that we have lighters,
Who can draw this thing to light a fire?
Hong Zhuo said with a smile: "But this donkey is really talented. The first time he touched the talisman, he was able to draw Qi and trigger the talisman in twenty minutes. He is very talented."
Please don’t think that triggering these talismans is as simple as just yelling. If this is the case, then anyone can catch ghosts. To use a talisman, you need to absorb the Qi mentioned by Hong Zhuo just now. This thing is a bit mysterious.
, that is, there are various kinds of Qi around people, such as Feng Shui Qi. To use the charm, you need to let the surrounding Qi flow into the charm to trigger the charm.
To put it simply, just concentrate on it, there is nothing special about it.
"In a few days I will try to find some books on spells and let Brother Lu practice it first," I said.
Li Mingyao has a lot of Maoshan spell books. I just asked Li Mingyao to mail me a few books. I don't want to give the "Mountain" book to Brother Lu. It's not that I don't trust him, but after all, the "Mountain" book is
The things my grandfather left behind, I regard them more or less as family heirlooms. Giving them to Dakui would be an exception, so I don’t plan to give them to Brother Lu.
Then they chatted about other things. Not long after, Brother Lu was also escorted back by the security guards from the two hospitals. The two security guards angrily said to Hong Zhuo: "Doctor Hong, your friend should be careful. If it weren't for us just now,
After stopping him, he ran into the women's restroom, saying that he should go in to see if there was any ghost. Dr. Hong, if I hadn't thought he was your friend, we would have sent him directly to the neurology department."
Hong Zhuo's face was full of embarrassment. He walked over and handed a cigarette to each of the two security guards and said, "Sorry to bother you two, my friend was a little stimulated just now."
[Xiaojiu has a lot of personal matters these days, so the updates are a bit slow. Starting tomorrow, we will resume three updates.]