The speaker’s Chinese was really poor, but Zhao Shanyu and I looked back in horror. At this time, Zhao Shanyu and I were walking in an alley. When we looked back, we saw an old Thai man wearing a white cassock.
The monk was standing behind the two of us, looking at us kindly.
"Old man, you don't know how to say hello when you come behind us. You want to scare us." I rolled my eyes at the old man.
"You two came to our Dhammakaya Temple uninvited, didn't you? Especially at this late hour, don't you have a saying in China: either adulterer or thief?" the old man asked with a smile.
"Temple is for people to worship Buddha. Everyone is equal. What? Do you have to invite people to enter your Dhammakaya Temple? We both sincerely worship the Buddha and have heard about the name of Dhammakaya Temple for a long time. Although we have no money or power,
But I just wanted to come in and take a look, but it was getting late, but it still couldn't stop the two of us from worshiping the Buddha, so we used other methods to come in and worship Shiva's Dharma Body." Zhao Shanyu clasped his hands together with a look on his face.
He is not flustered, his eyes are sincere, and he looks like a Buddhist believer.
I watched from the side and coughed subconsciously. With Zhao Shanyu's acting skills, I guess it would be no problem to win an Oscar or something if he acted in a movie.
"You are sharp-tongued." The old monk nodded with a smile and said, "Of course, people who worship the Buddha can enter our Dhammakaya Temple."
"Isn't that enough?" I breathed a sigh of relief. I was afraid that the old man would yell and a group of monks would come and beat us both up. When I was a kid, I felt like a monk knew how to do martial arts when I saw the Eighteen Bronze Figures of Shaolin Temple. I still have this illusion to this day.
Woolen cloth.
"But are you two people who worship the Buddha?" The old monk asked with a smile: "We at Dhammakaya Temple always welcome people who worship the Buddha, but we do not welcome people who have evil intentions and want to steal things."
"Hey old man, if you say that, I'm going to sue you for slander." I said, "You said that the two of us just stole things when we came here to steal things? Then I also said that you had nothing to do with sleeping with the little monk and blowing your anus."
When I said this, the old monk's face instantly turned red and he cursed: "You, you, I have been a pure monk all my life, but you insulted me like this."
"Daughter-in-law, look, he's blushing when I tell him the truth. If what I told is a lie, why is he so excited?" I immediately said, "Besides, even if we are here to steal something,
, this is just an idea. Is it sinful to fantasize? I still dream about exercising with those female celebrities in bed every day. What’s wrong? Is YY guilty? Is it possible that they can accuse me of rape like this? Why don’t you wait for us?
If you stole something, the evidence is conclusive, and when the witnesses and physical evidence are there, let’s talk about us stealing something again.”
"Shameless. When I heard what this woman said, I thought that although they were thieves, they also had some cultivation. Unexpectedly, they turned out to be scoundrels." The old monk narrowed his eyes and suddenly stared at my right hand and said, "Humph.
, it turns out he is a person with evil spirits, no wonder he speaks so unpleasantly, in this case, don’t blame me for taking action.
After saying this, the old man sat down cross-legged and began to mutter something. Slowly, a faint Buddha light appeared on his body.
I looked at the old man in astonishment. I didn't expect that this guy had some skills.
"Now apologize to me and get out of the Dhammakaya Temple. I will spare your life." The old man looked at us coaxingly and said.
For those who are so pretentious, I just want to say that I bought a watch last year.
I rushed up and kicked him directly in the chest. I kicked the old man to the ground with a bang.
"Let you show off, let you show off." I said, punching and kicking the old man.
As soon as this old man was knocked down by me, the Buddha's light on his body disappeared, and I beat him hard for five or six minutes.
After the fight, I was covered in sweat and exhausted.
"That's enough, don't kill me." Zhao Shanyu walked up to me and patted me on the shoulder.
"You're so stupid, why are you pretending to be cool?" I looked at the old man speechlessly. I originally thought that this old guy was so powerful, but I didn't expect that I would beat him to the ground after a few hits.
The old man wiped the blood stains on his face with trembling hands and said: "Shameless, scum."
"Hey, let me go, wife, take off his pants. I will blow his anus today and make him lose his life later." I said and pretended to take off my pants. Of course, I don't have this habit, I just wanted to scare the old man.
, the more a person feels that he is awesome, the more he is afraid of things that will put him in danger later in life.
The old man seemed to speak Chinese quite well and knew what popping chrysanthemums meant. His face turned pale, his head shook like a rattle, and he said to me: "No, no, no, it's the old monk who misunderstood you two. You two are here to worship Buddha."
I'm not here to steal anything, I'm not here to steal anything."
My belt had just been untied. After hearing what he said, I felt happy. I put on the belt and then kicked him hard in the stomach.
Then he asked Zhao Shanyu in Chongqing dialect: "Honey, this melon is so full of noise?"
This old man understands Chinese, and he can understand if he communicates in Mandarin, but I don't believe he can even understand dialects.
"You can think of such disgusting ways." Zhao Shanyu rolled his eyes at me, and then said to the old man: "Old man, we are just here to get something, so don't think too much about it. After all, you are missing something."
You pretend you didn't see the thing, and you have no responsibility, right? The guy next to me is a beast. He can do anything. When the time comes, you will not be safe. Even if we don't succeed in stealing things, your reputation will also be ruined.
Oh, what a waste of money."
In fact, people all have desires and pursuits. Buddhism only reduces people's worldly desires. However, the more eminent monks become, the more they pay attention to their reputation. Some monks even risk their lives for their reputation. This old man obviously
Belongs to that kind of person.
Now the old man is no longer as coaxing as he was at the beginning. He nodded vigorously like a grandson and said, "Well, if you two have any requests, just say it. If you want to visit, I can show you the way."
Zhao Shanyu and I looked at each other and laughed. This guy finally got the idea. Zhao Shanyu said: "We just want to worship in front of the largest golden body of Shiva and put incense sticks on it. There is no other meaning.
You lead the way.
I quickly added to the side: "I'm warning you, don't be petty. If we are caught by then, I will say that you have been played by me. Anyway, you are in such a mess now, others will definitely believe it."
Special circumstances, special treatment, how could I usually say such perverted words, but now I don't have to threaten this old monk with this thing, otherwise he will be depressed if he takes Zhao Shanyu and me and jump into the fire pit.
The old monk turned pale, nodded, stood up and straightened his clothes, his face was cold, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Follow me."