Damn, these monks are really messing around. Can they abide by the laws and regulations? They burn people to death at every turn, so can they still have fun?
In the past, I occasionally complained about the imperfect and unscientific domestic laws and regulations in China, but now I feel that our country's laws are really perfect to the extreme. At least I have never heard that stealing something is punishable by death. Ahem, of course, go to Zhongnanhai
Stealing things cannot be counted.
Then a monk next to me took out a piece of cloth and stuffed it into my mouth, leaving me speechless. Damn it, I don’t know what this cloth is. It smelled bad. I wanted to curse at this time.
Not exported.
Those monks also tied me up with ropes so that I couldn't move.
Then they escorted me outside. After I was escorted out, I saw that Zhao Shanyu was similar to me, tied up by Wu Huada, but there was no smelly cloth covering his mouth like mine.
.
There are probably two possibilities.
First, these bald donkeys also know how to care for women. When they saw that my wife was beautiful, they didn’t cover her mouth with a piece of smelly cloth.
Second, only a piece of cloth is fast.
I thought about it for a while and estimated that the second possibility is more likely. These monks who have only masturbated their whole lives are so pity for the beauty, so they probably have no more cloth.
Grandma, that's really unfair.
They forced me to kneel down next to Zhao Shanyu. The monks were mumbling and didn't know what to say, but they all looked at me with unpleasant looks. I asked Zhao Shanyu next to me: "Daughter-in-law, they said
What?
Zhao Shanyu's face was also bruised and swollen. She said: "They were discussing whether to burn us to death with gasoline or to burn us with firewood. They said burning gasoline would be too wasteful, and they planned to collect firewood to burn us both."
"I'm a bastard, just burn me, I'm afraid of wasting some gasoline." I cursed at the old monk: "I'm going to die, you old bastard, you bastard, you're still pretending to be a master, you're five years old
He spied on the little girl next door taking a bath, and when he was eight years old, he went to the widow’s house in the village and stayed there to spy on her.”
"You almost went to jail for being a naughty female classmate when you were thirteen."
"You attempted rape when you were fifteen and were expelled from school."
"After arriving at this temple at the age of sixteen, I have been with the nuns and ghosts every day..."
I almost cursed out all the curse words I could think of. The old monk's face was also very ugly, as red as a little apple.
The old monk pointed at us and yelled like crazy.
"Hey, E, stop talking, he said that we will be executed immediately." Zhao Shanyu glared at me from the side, and then said something to the old monk in Thai.
The old monk shook his head vigorously.
I don’t know where the monks took out two tanks of gasoline. I don’t know if these guys had prepared it a long time ago. They opened the gasoline and poured it on Zhao Shanyu and me.
"Hey, master, burning us with gasoline is a waste of gasoline. Otherwise, you should just pile firewood and burn it. It's better to be frugal and run the house." After my body was covered with gasoline, I felt guilty.
If you're paralyzed, just die. It's not like I've never been there before, but being burned alive is too painful.
The old monk didn't know if he was smoking, so he took out a lighter from his hand and walked up to us with a sneer.
"Master, be merciful, be merciful." I shouted to the monk.
As soon as the monk moved his finger, the lighter was lit, and then he was about to throw it at both of us.
At that moment, I was almost possessed by Spider-Man. I had a pool of saliva and spat it towards the flame of his lighter.
This spat of saliva was a historic moment for me. The saliva blew out the flames accurately.
"Old bastard, keep going, I'm drooling a lot." I looked at the old guy in disbelief.
From now on, whoever tells me that spitting is immoral, I will follow. Damn it, practicing the skill of spitting is very important.
The old guy smiled and clapped his hands. Ten monks surrounded the two of us, and a lighter appeared in each person's hand.
"Hey, you are monks. It doesn't matter if you carry a lighter with you. You are a bunch of old smokers. Aren't you afraid that Lord Buddha will kill you with a thunderbolt?" I cursed at them.
I'm possessed by Spider-Man, not Brother Monkey. I can't change into ten mouths. I'm paralyzed.
These ten lighters were lit and then thrown towards Zhao Shanyu and me. Almost instantly, the flames filled our bodies and Zhao Shanyu's body.
"Fuck, Fake Squid, Baga Yalu." I rolled up on the ground hard, and my whole body was covered with fire.
strangeness
The fire had been burning for more than ten seconds, but it didn't hurt, not at all.
I quickly looked at Zhao Shanyu next to me. Zhao Shanyu's body was actually glowing with a faint Buddha's light. Apparently she was not burned by the fire.
"What's going on?" I stood up and asked Zhao Shanyu. At this time, the rope that originally tied me and Zhao Shanyu had been burned by the fire.
Zhao Shanyu looked in the direction of Shiva Hall and said solemnly: "There is an expert."
"Amitabha"
A burst of Buddha's voice sounded from the Shiva Hall.
When the Buddhist sound sounded, the flames on Zhao Shanyu and I also went out.
A monk wearing a gray cassock walked out of the hall. This monk looked to be in his seventies or eighties, with wrinkles all over his forehead and a Zen staff in his hand.
"Long Phor Sakong." Zhao Shanyu's face changed slightly. He quickly knelt down with his hands clasped together and respectfully said to the master: "Disciple Zhao Shanyu, pay homage to Master Luang Por Sakong."
When the other monks saw Luang Phor Saekong coming out, they were so excited that they almost cried out. They were like the nympho girls who saw the Korean oppa. They almost rushed to hug the oppa and called him, their faces were so excited that they wanted to give this
As if Luang Phor Sakon was giving birth to a child, they all knelt down and respectfully recited scriptures to Luang Phor Sakon.
"Daughter-in-law, who is this guy? He looks pretty awesome." I asked Zhao Shanyu next to me.
Zhao Shanyu glared at me and said, "This is Master Luang Phor Sakong. He is one of the top ten holy monks in Thailand. He has a high status. He saved both of us just now. Why don't you bow quickly?"
As soon as I heard it, I went, the top ten holy monks sounded quite embarrassing, I quickly knelt down, regardless of whether he was one of the top ten holy monks, just because he saved me and Zhao Shanyu, I had to give him
luggage.
"Disciple pays homage to the holy monk." I put my hands together and said to this Luang Phor.
There is a rule in Thailand that anyone who meets a holy monk must call himself a disciple, even if he is not a Buddhist believer.
"You two visitors from the heavenly kingdom, are you here for this relic in my hand?" Luang Phor Sakong had a faint smile on his face, and raised his right hand, holding a golden relic in his hand.
Damn it, relic, I looked straight at the thing in Luang Phor Sakong's hand.
This thing is probably what we are looking for, but wasn't it said to be Buddhist beads before? Why did it suddenly become a relic now?
No wonder those monks wanted to burn us two to death. The relic is a sacred object in Buddhism, something that was obtained after the death of the eminent monk.
Ciao, the information is too inaccurate.
Zhao Shanyu and I looked at each other. I saw that Zhao Shanyu didn't know what to do at this time. He directly said that we were here for the relic? I was afraid that the monks around would rush up and beat him again.
We both had a meal.
I gritted my teeth and nodded and said: "Master, my girlfriend has been cursed by your Thai evil god Talba. Only by wearing the relic in your hand can the curse be removed. I hope the master will lend the relic to the two of us for one year."
I will pay you back later."
The old monk who was threatened by me before now put his hands together and said to Luang Phor Sakong: "Master Sakong, this guy has a bad mind, a bad mouth, and talks nonsense. If you give him something as important as the relic, he will
It will definitely not be returned.”
The dragon Po Sakong didn't say anything. He looked at me and Zhao Shanyu and smiled, shaking his head slightly and saying: "It has been stored for a long time, but it has no effect. If it can save the life of the person next to you, it should be given to you, otherwise wouldn't it be the same?"
Will you die without saving anything?"
"Living Buddha." As soon as I heard Luang Phor Sakong's words, I felt happy. I looked at the old monk next to me who had been threatened by me before and looked at him with a bitter look on his face. Look, why did he become a holy monk?
With this mentality of saving lives and healing the wounded, let alone a holy monk, I think there is no problem in being a living Buddha.
"But if you two came here and asked for each other wholeheartedly, I would have given this relic to you, but you two wanted to take the relic away in other ways." Luang Phor Sakong said this,
He looked at me and Zhao Shanyu very wisely.
As soon as I heard what he said, I felt something was wrong and asked: "Hey, old monk, you are not willing to part with such a relic and want to regret it. You are a holy monk. What you say will be thrown away."
"I just want you two to promise me one thing." Luang Po Sakong said: "I will lend the relic to the woman next to you for one year to help her lift the curse. After that, you two will succeed in cultivation and return to Thailand.
How about killing the evil god Talba?"
"Hey, if you want to kill Talba, can't you just kill him? Why bother?" I asked strangely.
Zhao Shanyu said: "Master saved my two lives. It was a great kindness. Now you have saved my life by borrowing the relic. I promise you that I will kill Talba within three years."
"That's very good." Luang Phor Sakong nodded, but his face showed melancholy, and said: "Thailand will usher in drastic changes soon, and demons will be rampant. This is not a requirement for you two. If you two have a compassionate heart,
When the time comes, remember that I will save the two of you today, so please help me."
Zhao Shanyu and I looked at each other, but Zhao Shanyu and I probably thought the same thing, and neither of us agreed casually. The drastic change in this holy monk's mouth was definitely not a trivial matter. If we came to help, we might die like scum.
Same.
Luang Po Sa waved his empty hand, and the relic slowly flew in front of Zhao Shanyu. Zhao Shanyu raised his hand to take the relic, and then bowed to Luang Po Sa Kong and said, "Thank you for your kindness."
"Thank you very much." I also echoed.
"Go ahead, just remember what you promised." Luang Phor Sakong nodded.
Zhao Shanyu and I turned around and left without taking any notes. Numb, I never felt like we were staying in this ruined Buddhist temple. The group of monks inside were so deceitful. They were playing with fire and beating people.