Chapter one hundred and ninety fifth ghost marriage
Of course, talking about killing brother donkey is a joke. After all, in today's society, murder is illegal. If it were in the old society, when murder was not illegal, it wouldn't be my turn to kill him. He would have died hundreds of times before he knew it.
times.
"Speaking of Fengzi, are there any missing parts this time?" Brother Lu quickly changed the subject and asked me.
I looked at Brother Lu's lewd yet innocent eyes, and I naturally understood what the parts he was asking about were. I kicked his butt and said, "I'm very nice. I'll ask my buddy to send it to you."
Have you read my Taoist book, and how did you learn it?"
"Book?" Brother Lu was confused for a moment, then ran back to the Lingling Hall. After a few seconds, he ran out and handed over a book and asked, "You just sent me something like this. It's all in classical Chinese. I can't understand it."
ah."
The words on the cover of this book are ancient words, but fortunately you can probably read them clearly. They are called "The Five Thunder Curses of Tiangang".
When I saw the title of this book, I raised my eyebrows. I was paralyzed. That guy Li Mingyao is really interesting. This "Tiangang Five Thunder Curse" is Maoshan's unique secret method. It is a very powerful ghost-casting curse. Generally speaking, it is not
It will be spread to people who have nothing to do with Maoshan.
"I can't understand this stuff, and it's hard to learn. Otherwise, you should teach me something simple." Brother Lu said to me with a smile.
I said: "Practice this book carefully. If you can't learn it, it proves that you are not suitable for learning Taoism. If you learn it, it will be of endless use."
"Hey, can you speak more normally?" Brother Lu said, "You sound like those old men in the TV series."
"Normal?" I thought about it for a while and then scolded: "For your uncle, I give you such a good thing, but your grandson is still not satisfied?"
"That's right, speaking like this is like human speech." Brother Lu nodded.
As expected, this guy is not from the same world as us. If you say something profound to him, he won't understand it, and if you have to scold him, he will feel comfortable. This kind of guy is the type who has an itchy skin and needs to be scolded.
Dakui, who had been watching me giggling from the side, saw that we were almost making a fuss and then asked me: "Crazy brother, someone came to us yesterday to hold weddings and weddings. Donkey and I didn't dare to pick it up, for fear of being ruined by others, you
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"Weddings and weddings? I don't quite understand. It's not good if it's done badly. Forget it." I shook my head. Weddings and weddings may be familiar to you. Red weddings are marriages, and white weddings are also called white funerals.
Funerals, but here we have a term for weddings when weddings and funerals are added together.
Ghost marriage has existed since ancient times. It is said that many girls in ancient times were still virgins before they died. They were unwilling to think about having a good life, but in the end they didn't even have a partner. In this way, they would not be able to be reborn, and then the underworld would let this girl
She entrusted her dream to her family and asked them to organize a ghost wedding for her.
Then after the ghost marriage, the girl can be reincarnated, and the man with whom she has the ghost marriage must never marry for the rest of his life. If he still marries and has children after the ghost marriage, he will die from misfortune.
This thing is so mysterious, and since I don’t know much about it, it’s best not to touch it.
Dakui nodded and said, "That's right. That person only said 100,000. I feel the money is too little."
When I heard this, I immediately scolded you righteously: "Dakui, what do I usually teach you? Do we as Taoists live for money? We are here to save the world. People come to our Lingling Hall to show that they believe
As for us, if we can't even handle a ghost marriage, how can our Lingling Hall survive in this industry where competition is fierce and scammers are rampant? Right?"
"That's right." Dakui clapped his hands stupidly and looked at me with excitement.
Zhao Shanyu and Brother Lu looked at me with disdain, as if they were saying: Didn’t you just do this for one hundred thousand yuan?
Am I someone who doesn’t care about my moral integrity just for a hundred thousand dollars? Obviously the answer is H.
"In this case, Dakui, please contact the boss and ask him to come to our Lingling Hall tomorrow night, and I will discuss it with him."
"Yeah." Dakui nodded and asked, "Do I need to tell the boss to bring 100,000 yuan?"
"I said, we are here to help him, not for money. Ahem, just ask him to bring a deposit of 50,000 yuan first."
After I finished speaking, I put my arms around Zhao Shanyu's waist and went back to school with Brother Lu.
After I sent Zhao Shanyu back to her dormitory, I ran back to the dormitory to call Brother Jingfeng.
"Hello? Fengzi." Brother Jingfeng said on the other end of the phone: "I have checked the information about the Wailing Ancient Cave for you in the past few days, but I couldn't find the specific location. I'm sorry."
"It's okay, it's okay, there's still a year left." I'm not in a hurry, although if I don't find the Xun fan mentioned by Bai Wuchang in the Wailing Ancient Cave within a year, I will probably have to go to the underworld to accompany King Yama in the fight against the landlord, but there is still another year.
Year time?
"Brother Jingfeng, I just want to ask you how to deal with ghost marriages." I asked quickly. First, I made a hundred thousand yuan. This is the largest business since the opening of Lingling Hall. Niang Xipi's, ten thousand yuan.
Wan, that’s enough for me to eat as many meat-filled buns as I want.
"Ghost marriage? Why do you suddenly want to do this?" Brother Jingfeng said in a slightly abnormal tone: "Boy, this thing is not easy to fix."
"I know it too. If it's done, I'll get 100,000 BNH." As soon as I finished speaking, Brother Jingfeng said, "Ahem, money is a little tight recently."
"Brother Jingfeng, how about I give you 10,000 yuan and come over to treat you to tea?" I asked.
"Fifty five points." Brother Jingfeng said on the other end.
"Why don't you go and rob me?" I scolded, "You're going to give me 50,000 yuan if I ask you a few questions?"
"Young man, robbery and extortion are not a sustainable development path. It's easier than robbery and I make more money, so why should I rob?" Brother Jingfeng said shamelessly on the other end: "Besides.
, Most people don’t understand ghost marriage at all, even ordinary Taoist priests don’t understand it, and that junior named Li Mingyao certainly doesn’t know about it. You can consider not sharing my 50,000 yuan. The worst is that the ghost will ask for your soul or something.”
"Okay, just tell me, isn't it just 50,000 yuan? What a big deal." I cursed, knowing that it was useless to continue talking nonsense to this grandson.
"Okay, I won't tease you anymore. Ghost marriage is very dangerous. The specific situation must be judged according to the scene. If the body of the deceased has not been cremated, use the corpse of the deceased to use a red rope with the person who wants to form a ghost marriage with her.
Tie the little fingers of their right hands, then you will be the witness, use the soul-calling spell to recall the soul of the deceased, and perform the ghost marriage.
"During the process, someone must be guarding ten meters away to prevent lonely ghosts from breaking in. If the wedding is disrupted, the ghosts who were originally looking forward to getting married will turn into evil ghosts and be out of control.
That’s the first thing to pay attention to.”
"Secondly, the person who is marrying the deceased cannot be allowed to show that he does not want to get married, otherwise the soul of the deceased will be furious and become evil."
"Third, after the wedding is completed, the person who is married to the deceased will have three souls and seven souls out of the body for a period of time. During this period, the soul of the deceased invites the person to the bridal chamber to have sex. Remember not to touch his body randomly, otherwise the person will
If you don't return the soul, it will drag the dead soul to become evil together, turning into two evil spirits."
"Damn it, there are so many things to pay attention to? You're always going to be a bad guy, so what?" I asked with a wry smile.
"Do you think ghost marriage is an easy job? These are the general things. The specific things will depend on the situation at the scene, such as the birth dates of the two people, the feng shui of the wedding location, etc. There are many taboos. You'd better find a
A person who understands Feng Shui needs to handle this matter together, otherwise even if there is no error in the process, if there is a problem with Feng Shui geography, something will happen."
My head was pounding when I heard it, and I cursed: "Ci'ao, if I had known it was so troublesome, I wouldn't have taken this job."
"Remember my fifty thousand yuan." After saying this, the bitch Jingfeng hung up the phone.
I was so angry that I wanted to smash my phone. I talked for a long time, but didn’t say anything crucial. I still wanted 50,000 yuan.
I lay in bed and thought about it for a while, and I wasn’t depressed anymore. Why? Damn it. Anyway, whether I can pay him or not depends on whether I’m in a good mood or not. If I’m in a good mood, I’ll pay him 10,000 yuan for tea.
, I’m a fool to give him money because I’m in a bad mood?
No agreement was signed.
I was lying on the bed trying to eat as many meat-filled buns as I had earned 100,000 yuan, and I slowly fell asleep.
The next day I was woken up by the ringtone of my cell phone. I picked up the phone and saw that it was Da Kui calling. When I looked at the time, oh, it was already two o'clock in the afternoon. I rubbed my temples. I had slept for too long.
My head hurts from sleeping.
"Hey, Dakui, what's up?" I yawned and asked Dakui.
"Crazy brother, hurry up, that big boss is in front of our store, come on, come on." Dakui said excitedly on the other end of the phone.
"Calm down, don't let others think that we have never seen the world."
"He also brought 50,000 yuan in cash, which is a lot of money."
"Tell the boss, I'll be here in five minutes." I hung up the phone, put on a monk's robe as quickly as possible, then washed briefly, and ran towards the Lingling Hall.
In fact, you may have misunderstood me. I am not a money-grubbing person, but I can’t do anything without money in this world.
I ran to the door of Ling Ling Hall, and as soon as I entered, I saw a middle-aged man in his fifties sitting on the sofa in our hall. This guy was wearing a black suit, with Mediterranean hair, holding a cigar in his right hand, and his face was full of smiles.
With his spots and potbelly, he looks like a legendary successful person.
Sitting next to him was a woman in her twenties. I don’t know if she was pretty or not. Anyway, she looked pretty good after putting on makeup. The woman’s clothes were a little revealing. At this time,
He put his arms around the shoulders of that successful man and kept calling him daddy.
After I walked in and saw this, I smiled and said, "I'm Zhang Lingfeng."
"Oh, you are Xiaofeng. You are young and promising. Sit down." This successful man has become a guest. He even invited me to sit down, as if the Lingling Hall belongs to him. And Da Kui,
Brother Donkey stood behind this man, as if he were his horse boy.