Brother Jingfeng nodded and said: "The Demon King of the East is a thousand-year-old zombie. It is very mysterious. We at Longhu Mountain set up a trap to kill him thirty years ago. As a result, more than 130 Taoist priests who went there were all wiped out.
, no one survived, which is why we made him the Demon King."
"The Demon King of the South, that is, the Demon King of your area in Chongqing, is a monster named Bai Mingfeng. We don't know much about this monster. It appears and disappears, but its strength is definitely no worse than that zombie."
"The Demon King of the West is a ghost demon. She cultivated herself into a ghost demon at the foot of Maoshan Mountain a hundred years ago. Those idiots in Maoshan caught her and imprisoned her inside the Jin Yuan Gourd. As a result, the Jin Yuan Gourd was almost killed by this ghost demon.
Damn, in the end, we let this ghost go away with a pat on the back. Haha, this incident made Maoshan laugh for a long time. If we hadn't caught the thousand-year-old zombie to make an embarrassment later, now I can see Maoshan's disciples laughing at them.
, ahem
"The Demon King of the North is the Chang Tianqing you asked about. This guy is similar to Bai Mingfeng. He is mysterious. He likes to play chess with one of his clones by the river. He doesn't like to cause trouble, so we didn't catch him.
I rolled my eyes at him and asked, "You guys are so idle. Since those zombies and ghosts are so quarrelsome with your Longhu Mountain and Maoshan, why are they the Demon King?"
"Do you think we really have nothing to do? The Demon King was proposed by the leader of our Longhu Mountain four hundred years ago. Although these monsters are not greedy for worldly money, they do care about this kind of thing.
In vain, the monsters in the past have been trying to fight against our Longhushan Maoshan all day long. After the demon king came out, we also said that whichever monster can kill the demon king can take its place and become the contemporary demon king.
, and then these monsters want to kill the monster king in their own area all day long and start internal strife."
"It sounds like you are quite smart." I nodded. This kind of false reputation is indeed the most desirable thing, not to mention the demon king recognized by Longhu Mountain and Maoshan. These monsters have never been recognized by others.
If you look at Longhu Mountain or Maoshan and become the Demon King, you will feel proud and proud.
And this kind of false reputation is indeed very attractive. For example, I also want to be the most beautiful man in China. If there is such a competition, even if I know that I have no chance of winning, I will definitely still participate.
Those monsters are probably about the same, and they all challenge the demon king with a lucky mentality. These monsters will all think, what if this demon king is just a facade, but actually has no real ability? The result is of course that these demon kings will be tortured to death.
Dog, twenty shots.
Brother Jingfeng and I were chatting. After driving for about two hours, we drove into a desolate town.
This town is not big, with only two streets and no buildings above five floors.
"Where is this?" I asked Brother Jingfeng next to me.
"This is Meishan Town." Brother Jingfeng pointed to a dark mountain in the distance and said, "That mountain is Meishan."
I looked in the direction Brother Jingfeng pointed, and there was a high mountain not far from Meishan Town.
It was past ten o'clock in the evening. Except for a few hair salons, no one was walking around in the town. This time is actually when the nightlife has just begun in big cities, but for such a quiet town,
Son, it's already late at night.
After parking the car, I walked down. Even at night, the air was very hot. Brother Jingfeng stared straight at a hair salon twenty meters away in front of him. There were two aunts with heavy makeup standing at the door of the hair salon.
To solicit customers.
"This is really a paradise. Anyone can do this kind of business honestly." Brother Jingfeng swallowed his saliva and sighed.
"Hey, do you want to go in and play?" I rolled my eyes at him.
Brother Jingfeng suddenly had a straight face, frowned at Meishan and said: "There must be a lot of monsters on the mountain this night. It's not safe to go up there. Moreover, we didn't buy the necessary items to spend the night in the mountain, so I have to criticize you.
, If you are not prepared for such a big mountain, you will get lost."
"Hey, hey, if you want to come in and play, just say so. What are you talking about?" I looked at Brother Jingfeng speechlessly.
When Brother Jingfeng heard this, he smiled lewdly and said, "Okay, you can find a small hotel to stay for one night, and I'll go in and investigate."
After saying that, he twisted his hips, walked to the door of the hair salon, hugged the two aunties and went in.
Not to criticize his behavior of thinking about whoring when he is out doing business, the fact that he can even fall in love with those two aunts is worthy of my contempt for him.
I shook my head, found a small hotel, got a room and stayed there.
This room is not big, only 20 square meters, and there are cockroaches and mice. But I am out to do business now, so I can't be too picky.
I just took a shower and went to sleep.
I woke up early the next morning, not because there was anything important today, but because I was woken up by Brother Jingfeng’s phone call.
"Fengzi, Fengzi, come and save me." Brother Jingfeng said on the other end of the phone: "I'm in the store yesterday, come here quickly."
As soon as I heard the call, I quickly checked out of the room and ran to the door of the hair salon. As soon as I arrived at the door of the hair salon, I saw Brother Jingfeng being taken out by two policemen. His hands were still handcuffed. His face was pale and he looked like he was exhausted.
Same thing.
"Brother, buddy, slow down." I quickly went up to stop the two policemen. They looked to be in their twenties. One of them glared at me and cursed: "What's going on?"
"This is my relative." I said and handed over the ID of the deputy captain of the Chongqing Special Police Brigade. One of the policemen took it and looked at it, frowned and cursed: "Police from Chongqing? We belong to Chengdu.
And don’t think about using any authority to suppress us. We police serve the country and the people, and we must not be afraid of power. You are also a police officer, you should know better."
"Of course I understand. I didn't ask you to let my relatives go." I cursed these two policemen in my heart, then took out 5,000 in cash from my wallet and handed it over and said, "You two comrades serve the country and the people. Come here."
, I’ll treat you two to a cup of tea.”
"For what? What do you think we are? We are the police." The policeman frowned and cursed: "Drinking tea? Is this enough for tea? There are two of us."
"Yes, yes, look at my head." I took out another five thousand yuan and handed it over and said, "Just a cup of tea per person."
Damn, these two police officers are really shady. If I hadn't found it troublesome, I would have asked Director Luo to come forward directly. I just feel that it would be embarrassing for Brother Jingfeng to ask Director Luo for help if he was caught engaging in prostitution. Director Luo would be able to ask the police here in Chengdu for help.
Feeling ashamed.
Another policeman coughed and said: "After all, we are colleagues, and they are so sincere, why don't we just go and have a cup of tea?"
The two policemen immediately told me that it was their first time doing something like this. One of them was the good guy and the other was the bad guy. They worked really well together.
The policeman who objected at first nodded and said, "Don't do this kind of thing next time, or we won't talk about having a cup of tea."
After saying that, he opened Brother Jingfeng's handcuffs, and the two of them left happily.
"Fengzi, I can't live anymore." Brother Jingfeng's nose mixed with tears flowed out, and he hugged me as he spoke.
"Oh, let me go. What are you doing? You were caught for soliciting prostitution. Haven't you often done this before? Have you never been caught?" I gritted my teeth and watched him wipe his nose and tears on my T-shirt.
I comforted him anyway, after all, I had to rely on him to follow me into the Ancient Wailing Cave.
"No, this, this hair salon is not human." Brother Jingfeng cursed.
I knew it when I heard about it. Originally, Jingfeng thought that such a small hair salon would have some innocent young girls, or schoolgirls working summer jobs. After all, according to his many years of experience in prostitution, all the people standing at the door soliciting customers.
Not beautiful, but beautiful and good ones are all there.
As a result, these two aunts were the only ones who went in. Brother Jingfeng regretted it after entering, and then he wanted to come out. In the end, those two aunts were caught and refused to come out. Those two aunts were also in their thirties and forties, as old as wolves and tigers.
Seeing that Brother Jingfeng was so arrogant, the two ladies caught him and flew away together.
At this time, Brother Jingfeng hugged me and cried like a little girl. I secretly thought that I was so happy that I made him want to have sex every day. I hope he will restrain himself in the future.
"Let's go, let's go to Meishan quickly. This town is my nightmare. I don't want to stay here for a moment." Brother Jingfeng pulled me and ran away.
He was swaying from side to side when walking, and it was obvious that he had no strength in his feet.
After getting in the car, Brother Jingfeng took a deep breath, then looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle and said: "I thought I would cry, but I didn't. I just stared at the door of the hair salon and gave you my last blessing.
Isn’t this an understanding that allows me to see the hair salon clearly, although the pain of shared love will remain in the deepest part of my soul day and night..."
As he spoke, the grandson started singing
"Ah! What a painful realization. The hair salon was once everything to me. Now when I look back every step of the way, I feel so lonely..."
"Ah, you're paralyzed." I couldn't stand it anymore, so I slapped him in the face.
"I'm so pitiful, and you still hit me." Brother Jingfeng gritted his teeth, looked at me, pinched his orchid fingers and cursed at me: "You, you are not a human being."
"Hey, brother, can we be normal? How can I dare to enter the Wailing Ancient Cave together with you in this state?" I wondered if what happened last night had stimulated him too much and short-circuited his nerves. He felt like he couldn't speak.
Just like an old lady.
As soon as I finished speaking, Brother Jingfeng rolled his eyes and fainted.
"Hey, hey." I patted his face, and he seemed to have really fainted.
In the end, I had no choice but to drag him out of the car, carry him to the hotel where I stayed last night, open a room and throw him on the bed.
I looked at Brother Jingfeng on the bed, smoking a cigarette, and became irritated. Brother Jingfeng was acting like this, he was useless, but how can I find the ancient wailing cave?