Chapter two hundred and forty seventh brother donkey arrives
In fact, I don’t want Brother Lu to accompany me to take risks, but in Mr. Yin Yang’s profession, it is not enough to be timid all the time. You have to experience more things. Now that I am accompanying him to experience it, he will give me a high fever.
Xiangba, unlike me before, I had to explore everything by myself.
Of course, this is only one of the reasons. Another big reason is that I am a little scared.
It's really fucking weird. I've seen ghosts, I've fought zombies, and I've encountered many monsters. But if I were thrown together with a corpse at night, I'd still be a little wary. I'm not afraid.
What the hell, but I just don’t like this feeling and it makes me feel very worried.
If this corpse directly turns into a zombie and fights me, I won't be so scared.
I hung up the phone and sat at the door, smoking a cigarette out of boredom, in a daze for about half an hour. Brother Lu finally appeared in front of me.
As soon as I looked at Brother Lu, I wanted to curse him.
At this time, Brother Lu was wearing beach shorts, a red and yellow T-shirt, and sunglasses. The most important thing was that there was a girl beside him. This girl was so beautiful. Brother Lu was about 1.73 meters tall. This girl was probably
She is 1.7 meters tall, without wearing high heels, wearing heavy makeup, a miniskirt, and a small T-shirt, with most of her belly exposed. She is holding Brother Lu’s hand and her butt is twitching. At first glance, she looks like a legend.
The green tea bitch, dressed like this, would have been the rhythm of invading a pig cage in ancient times.
"I said we were doing business, why did you bring a girl here?" I stood up and cursed at Brother Lu.
Brother Donkey rolled his eyes at me, then put his arm around the woman's waist and said, "My girlfriend Xiaoqin heard that I was coming to conquer demons, so naturally she wanted to follow me."
"I heard?"
"Listen to what I say." Brother Lu looked embarrassed and blinked at me, as if to say that I would give him face later.
Yes, give him face, just give him face, and he will fight the corpse himself later.
"Whatever, let me come in and see the situation for you first." After I said that, I led them into the house. When the police saw them, they walked up and stopped Brother Lu and the woman, and said to me: "
Captain Zhang, I'm sorry, this matter is a high-level secret and no one else can enter."
"My buddy is not an outsider, and his lover, oh no, his girlfriend is not an outsider either." After saying that, I opened the door and walked in.
I'm still a little lucky that Brother Lu brought a girl. Otherwise, according to Brother Donkey's usual temperament, he would have run away when he saw this corpse transformed. Now that he has brought a girl, he is the kind of person who wants to save face.
He is the type to suffer. In order to earn face, he will have to be the first to rush in and risk his life when encountering a zombie. Of course, he does not think it is shameful to masturbate on the bus.
Anyway, I have always thought that Brother Lu and I do not live in the same dimension, and his thinking and mine, no, are not on the same logic as everyone else.
When Brother Lu came in and took a look, his face suddenly turned blue. I knew Brother Lu was timid. He was foaming at the mouth when he saw a corpse that had been soaked in formalin for N years. Now he saw it hanging on a beam.
The boy's body looked particularly strange.
"What a cute little boy, it's such a pity that he died." The woman named Xiaoqin who was brought by Brother Donkey took Brother Donkey's hand and said coquettishly: "Brother Donkey, this child is so cute, you must save him.
Is it good or not?"
As soon as I heard that this woman was called Brother Donkey, my stomach suddenly turned, my chest felt tight, and my throat felt sore. I opened my mouth and vomited out the fried rice I had just eaten.
This was not my usual joke about pretending to vomit. I just found out today that I would actually vomit if I was so disgusted.
"What's wrong with him?" Xiaoqin looked at me and asked.
"My apprentice doesn't have enough concentration and is a little scared when he sees the corpse, but it's not surprising. Xiaoqin, otherwise you should go back first. We are catching ghosts at night. If you don't go home in the middle of the night, your parents will definitely be worried."
Brother Lu forced himself to smile and said to Xiao Qin.
Xiaoqin's face was covered with foundation, like a mask, and her expression could not be seen. She just nodded and said, "Okay, Brother Donkey, you must be careful."
"Well, go home early and don't let uncle and auntie worry too much." Brother Lu closed his eyes and patted the girl's back, and then the girl turned around and walked out with her little buttocks twisted.
As soon as this girl left, Brother Lu started to vomit with a loud sound. This guy looked much worse than me. He vomited all acidic water and it looked like he hadn't eaten at noon.
"Brother, what are you doing? Why don't you just do a ritual? Hurry up and put this body down to see more people. Cover it with a white cloth and then just tinker with it. It's not like making a horror movie." Brother Lu complained.
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"What's wrong? How was that girl's momentum when she was here just now?" I smiled slightly, looked at Brother Donkey with a painful look on his face and said, "Okay, I won't talk nonsense to you, this body can't be put down, put it down.
You have to transform into a corpse.
Then I told Brother Lu the whole story. When Brother Lu heard that he had encountered something really dirty, he quickly said, "Hey Brother Fengzi, my stomach feels uncomfortable, I have to go to the toilet."
"Stop." I looked at Brother Donkey, this bastard. He didn't say he had a stomachache when he was trying to show off to girls. If I let him go, he would probably have diarrhea from now until noon tomorrow.
"Okay." I sighed and said to Brother Donkey speechlessly: "Follow me to guard this body tonight and don't make any mistakes. If you listen to me, I will recommend you to join the supernatural group tomorrow.
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"What is a paranormal team?"
"How would I describe it to you?" I thought about it and asked, "You know the Avengers in America, they save the world like that."
Then I told Brother Lu about the supernatural group. When Brother Lu heard this, he yelled that he was going to join now or something.
Seeing that Brother Donkey next to me had no intention of leaving, I stopped talking to him and sat on the chair, holding a cigarette in my mouth and looking at the child's body in boredom.
Time passed quickly, and soon it was six o'clock in the evening. The police outside were originally planning to enter the house to guard the house, but I persuaded them to leave. It was useless for them to stay, and they would also encounter dangers. There was no need for them to risk it.
There is no need to take the risk.
They were reluctant at first, saying they would be punished if they went back like this. These guys were quite stubborn. Later, I called Director Luo, and Director Luo told them on the phone that they were willing to leave.
After they were all gone, I took out my backpack, dug out the "Mountain" book, found a formation in it, and then started painting right under the boy's body. What if the evil ghost came to snatch it today?
I can only rely on this formation to temporarily calm the body of my own body, and then deal with the evil ghosts.