Five shortcomings and three shortcomings, this is a fate that a person who practices Taoism must commit. I have never known my five shortcomings and three shortcomings, and I don't want to know.
If I ask Master Liu Boqing to do a fortune telling for me, I can indeed know what my five disadvantages and three deficiencies are, but I don't want to, or I'm afraid, to know my five disadvantages and three deficiencies.
In fact, it's pretty good to just live in a daze like this.
"Fengzi, my idea is, how about we find the heirs of the other three books together, and then find ways to solve the five shortcomings and three shortcomings." Hong Zhuo asked me.
I thought about it carefully, shook my head and said, "Brother Hong, let's talk about it after a while. I have finally been free of ghosts and ghosts in the past two months, and I don't want to think about other things."
The ordinary days of these two months were really comfortable. No ghosts came out to cause trouble. The Ming Hall and the Miao Wu Sect were very quiet for some reason. Every day when I had nothing to do, I would go to the Ling Ling Hall to fool the customers, or go shopping with Zhao Shanyu.
Street, it’s so comfortable in my childhood.
"That's okay." Hong Zhuo forced a smile and said, "I will try my best to find him during this period. If you change your mind, you can contact me at any time."
"You guys eat slowly, I have something else to do, so I'll leave first." Hong Zhuo patted my shoulder, turned around and walked out of the hot pot restaurant.
I looked at Hong Zhuo's back and felt strange.
I shook my head, let's talk about it later, I turned around and walked into the house, and saw Dakui and Brother Nu fighting over who drank more, while the others were making a fuss.
The dog's mouth can swallow a bowl in one mouthful. At this time, Mima also filled up our brother Nu with wine with great interest. Brother Nu opened his mouth and poured it down, while Brother Lu was beside him and opened it hard for Dakui.
Drink, cheer up.
I sat next to Zhao Shanyu and asked, "What are they doing?"
"It's not like you don't know Dakui's character. After being talked about by Donkey in a few words, you are jealous and want to fight Nunu over wine. Now it's seven to seven." Zhao Shanyu was also a little excited at this time and shouted: "Come on Nunu.
."
The two of them drank bottle after bottle. Dakui entered the drug rehab center and nothing else changed, except that his drinking capacity seemed to have increased a lot. He remembered that he couldn't stand it after just one or two bottles.
Finally, after Dakui drank ten bottles, he rolled his eyes and fell asleep on the table.
Brother Nu also stood up unsteadily, barked twice at Da Kui, as if to say that I had won, and then fell asleep on the ground.
"Okay, Brother Nu will be the first brother of our Lingling Hall from now on. If anyone else is dissatisfied, please stand up." Zhao Shanyu ran over and picked up Brother Nu and laughed.
I looked at the dog with embarrassment and paralysis. My store has let a dog become the first brother. Can we still have some dignity?
I glared at Wu Zhicong and motioned for him to come in. Wu Zhicong rolled his eyes and pretended to be fainted on the table. Damn, you are so unloyal. When I looked at Brother Lu, this coward gave me a blank look, and then stood behind Zhao Shanyu.
, that is, behind Brother Nu, he firmly voted for his position, buddy.
I had no choice but to give up my position as the first brother of Lingling Hall to Brother Nu with tears in my eyes. This meal was so exciting that I ate more than three thousand in one go. I don’t know how to fix it. I guess it’s just a Chinese New Year.
All kinds of price increases.
After eating, a group of us walked to the staff dormitory. Do those who celebrate the Chinese New Year go home and sleep after eating?
Of course I have to play cards all night.
After we entered, we took out the mahjong. Zhao Shanyu, Wu Zhicong, Brother Lu, and Mima played mahjong. Damn it, when Mima first came to our place, in addition to eating and sleeping, she chanted sutras every day. Now she
I have another hobby, playing mahjong.
Brother Nu, who was lying on the ground, woke up immediately when he heard the sound of playing mahjong and pointed to a chair not far away. I immediately knew what it was talking about, so I moved a chair for Brother Nu.
He jumped on the chair and pointed at Mima's mahjong tiles with his dog paw, as if he was instructing Mima how to play mahjong.
Come on, I moved Dakui into Brother Lu and Wu Zhicong's house and let him lie on the bed. Suddenly there was a banging sound outside. I opened the window, walked to the balcony, and saw those brilliant fireworks in the night sky.
I took out my cell phone and called my dad.
"Dad, Happy New Year." I said, "I'm sorry for not coming back to celebrate the New Year with you this year. Most of my friends here don't go back to celebrate the New Year, so I have to accompany them. After all, your son is the soul of this group of people.
The backbone, I can’t leave.”
"Ho ho." Brother Nu roared dissatisfied.
"It's okay. I may not have time to accompany you when you come back. The clinic will open in half a month and it's been busy lately." My dad's voice was a little tired.
"Dad, don't work too hard. I don't expect you to make money. Just make yourself happy.
"It's okay. By the way, don't come back when I open my business. It'll be troublesome." My dad said, "You kid, don't miss your family. A man should put his career first, you know."
Looking at the brilliant fireworks in the sky, I felt inexplicably calm and said, "Dad, I miss my mother a little bit."
"Why are you thinking so much? You will die sooner or later anyway. I will see her when I go down." My dad said happily there.
My dad is really optimistic, my mom should have been reincarnated.
"Okay dad, I'm going to hang up now. I still have to play with my friends, so don't work too hard."
After saying that, I hung up the phone, thought about it, and called General Dong again to say New Year greetings. I haven’t called General Dong since I graduated from high school.
I was young and may not have understood it at the time, but looking back now, General Dong came to protect me despite the pressure of a large group of Chengdu government officials. This was really a great favor.
General Dong Lao was obviously in a good mood on the other end of the phone. He chatted with me for several minutes, then said he would go back to Chengdu to see him when he had time, and then hung up the phone.
People like General Dong Lao must have a lot to do during the Chinese New Year, and then he made several phone calls. It was already one o'clock in the morning after finishing them.
Suddenly I felt stiff all over, something was wrong
"Ho ho"
The slave guy behind me yelled.
So uncomfortable
My whole body was itching horribly. I looked down and saw that my right hand had gradually turned into a zombie arm. Worse, I was suffering from zombie blood.
Looking back, Brother Nu was looking at me with a fierce face, and Brother Lu knew about my zombie blood. When he saw this situation, he quickly pulled Wu Zhicong who was playing cards and said: "Xiao Wu, let's go down and buy some wine to continue.
Come up and drink.”
After saying that, regardless of whether Wu Zhicong agreed or not, he pulled him open the door and ran away.
And Mima also stood up, looked at me with a very bad expression, and said: "It's impossible, I only suppressed the zombie blood for you three days ago. Why did you suddenly transform into a corpse?"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" My chest was pounding, it hurt like crazy, and suddenly a burst of Buddha's voice came from outside the door.