"What do you want?" I asked, looking at Old Man Li who was holding my hand and unwilling to let go.
Old Man Li said: "I'm going to stay with you for a while first. Don't be polite to me. I don't have any luggage. I can go now. Let's go. I'm not too embarrassed to ask you to wait for me."
As he said this, old man Li pointed at me without any embarrassment and shouted to the boss who was cooking noodles inside: "Boss, collect the money and he will give it to me."
Depressed, I took out five dollars and handed it over.
Looking at old man Li walking in front of me, who looked like a beggar, I suddenly became suspicious. Did I identify the wrong person at that time?
I took Old Man Li home and at this time Zhao Shanyu was playing sandbags on the balcony.
Zhao Shanyu also brought this sandbag back from somewhere yesterday and said it was okay to hit me.
As soon as I entered the door, I heard a banging sound from the balcony.
"Daughter-in-law, I'm back."
I walked in and yelled.
My wife was wearing a black T-shirt and a pair of ultra-short jeans. She was covered in sweat stains and her hands were tied with gauze. She asked me out of breath: "Didn't you go to work? Why are you back? Hey, bring something with you."
Why are the tatters coming back? There is no rubbish in our house."
At this time, Old Man Li looked at Zhao Shanyu with a fascinated look on his face, gave me a thumbs up and said, "Little brother, I didn't expect you to have such a beautiful wife, it's really amazing."
I was speechless. What's so great about having a beautiful daughter-in-law?
"Old man, if you look at me with lustful eyes again, believe it or not, I will beat you to death." Zhao Shanyu glared at Old Man Li and said.
"Little girl, you are still too naive. Old man, I have traveled all over the country for so many years. What kind of big scene have I not seen?" Old Man Li chuckled at this time and shook his head slightly: "I really thought that I was just picking up garbage because I was dressed in rags.
Beggar?"
As he spoke, Old Man Li moved his body and said, "Since I'm going to live here, I have to show some skills. I'll give you three moves."
Speaking of which, Old Man Li put his hands behind his back, looked at Zhao Shanyu with contempt, then thought about it and said: "By the way, you are a girl, so if you can beat me within ten seconds, even if you
win."
I immediately stepped back. Is this old man Li serious?
The old man's eyes also became very sharp at this time, showing the demeanor of a master.
Bang
Before I could see clearly what was going on, Zhao Shanyu rushed up and kicked Old Li to the ground with a roundhouse kick.
"Oh, shit, no, I didn't call you start, no, no, no, no." Old Man Li lay on the ground and yelled, "Ouch, my waist just slipped, I'm going to die, I'm going to die."
Zhao Shanyu looked at the yelling old man on the ground speechlessly, and asked me: "Where did you find such a funny guy?"
"Picked it up on the street." I said casually. I told Zhao Shanyu about Old Man Li after I came back from the Rebirth Pavilion. But at that time, although Old Man Li gave me a wretched impression, he was definitely a kind of high-ranking person.
It feels like a human being, but looking at Old Man Li lying on the ground and playing tricks, how can I have the nerve to say it?
"Daughter-in-law, I'm going to let him stay at our house for a few days." Zhao Shanyu and I discussed.
Zhao Shanyu looked at Old Man Li on the ground and asked, "What will you do?"
When Old Man Li heard this, he quickly said: "I know how to eat, sleep, and be cute. If you don't believe me, I'll show you how cute I am."
As he spoke, Old Man Li pouted and made a scissor hand with his right hand next to his face.
"Fuck your uncle, I'm so disgusted." Zhao Shanyu kicked him in the chest again.
I was also disgusted by it. You can think about it. Such a bad old man, pouting his mouth like scissor hands, will commit as many bad things as he wants.
"Okay, let me tell you, since it was brought back by Xiao Fengfeng, I have to give you face. From now on, you will be responsible for mopping the house, sweeping the floor, cooking and washing clothes. If you can't wash well, you won't be allowed to eat. You will go to us every morning."
Check the store, if you can't sell a single Buddha statue for three days, you won't be allowed to eat. From now on, you won't be able to serve meals to the table, and you will have to report to the police if you pick up the food.
Zhao Shanyu made a lot of rules like a resentful woman in the family. Old man Li's face became paler as he listened. Finally, he sighed and looked at the ceiling: "I didn't expect that I would be in danger of having to do this kind of thing at night."
Housewife stuff.”
"If you don't love me, you won't pull me down." Zhao Shanyu cut it. Although Old Man Li seemed dissatisfied, he still agreed.
Who told him to let Zhao Shanyu get fucked with just one kick?
I was just about to tell Old Man Li to let him sleep on the sofa when suddenly my cell phone rang. I picked up the phone and saw that it was Brother Lu.
"Hello? What's wrong?" I asked.
"Fengzi, it's bad, the clinic was smashed. It was Brother Liang who did it yesterday. He said that if you don't show up tomorrow, Uncle Han and Xiaoya's legs will be broken." Brother Lu said anxiously there.
.
"My uncle, how did you let the clinic be smashed? Where are you? You don't know how to fight with them?" I cursed.
Brother Lu coughed and said, "I happened to go to the toilet at that time."
I went not to eat shit, but to shit.
"Then Brother Liang dares to smash up the store in public? I'll find a way to deal with it." After saying that, I hung up the phone.
Zhao Shanyu saw something wrong with my face and asked me, "What's wrong?"
I shook my head: "It's nothing. The place where I work was smashed by a gangster."
Old Man Li hurriedly said next to me: "Little madman, let me help you. I remember back then, when I punched Nanshan Nursing Home and kicked Beihai Kindergarten. All of them were knocked down under one meter. I stomped my feet in the morgue. "Stand up if you don't accept it!" No.
Anyone who dares to breathe, I specialize in contracting small gangsters, elementary school students, junior high school students, etc., but the gangsters who are over 1.5 meters tall are not considered."
"Why don't you die?" I rolled my eyes at him.
Zhao Shanyu clenched his fists and asked, "Do you need my help?"
"No need, I'll just call Director Luo and tell her." I shook my head, Zhao Shanyu is my wife, it's not good to go out and kill her.
After I finished speaking, I found Director Luo's phone number and called him.
"Hello? Fengzi, are you back from Tibet? How was your time?" Director Luo said with a smile.
"Just for fun." I asked, "Director Luo, I want to ask you something. There is a gangster named Brother Liang near the Shi Xiao Road in Shapingba. Have you heard of him?"
"Brother Liang? This little gangster came out of nowhere. It's worth worrying about as the deputy captain of the SWAT team." Director Luo asked with a smile.
It seemed that Brother Liang really didn't matter, so I said: "Director Luo, at eight o'clock tomorrow morning, bring a team of people to Handong Hospital on Shixiao Road to wait for me. If you can, don't wear police uniforms.
"
"Not wearing police uniform? Why?" Director Luo asked.