I sighed and told Brother Lu everything about the recent events.
As soon as Brother Donkey heard this, he scolded me: "I'll go, you didn't even call me for this kind of thing, are you a brother? Not to mention half-human and half-corpse, even if there is a zombie, I will kill him."
This guy said it quite loudly.
"No, Brother Donkey. I'm not worried that you can't beat the half-human and half-corpse. You don't know how disgusting those half-humans and half-corpses are when they eat corpses. It's just like you eating chicken legs." I said with a smile.
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Brother Lu used to be scared when he saw corpses lying motionless at school. If he saw a half-human, half-corpse chewing in front of him, he might faint from nausea.
Sure enough, after hearing what I said, Brother Lu changed his face slightly, coughed and said, "Actually, even if you call me, I may not be free. Don't you think I'm busy?"
After he finished speaking, because I was close, I heard Brother Lu mutter something in a low voice: "Fortunately, Uncle Han suddenly had to decorate and didn't go to help catch some half-man, half-corpse."
This guy is so cowardly, he is really useless.
I sighed and played with Brother Lu for a while, and then asked him if he wanted to go home and stay for one night. He shook his head and said he wouldn't go back with me, and said sarcastically to me that his sister Xiaoya would come to give him a gift later.
chicken soup.
Seeing how happy he looked, I didn't bother to care about him. I said hello to him and took the car home.
When I opened the door, I saw old man Li reading a pornographic magazine in his hand, while my wife was boxing on the balcony.
As soon as I walked in the door, I heard the sound of boxing coming from the balcony.
I walked to the sofa and sat down, without disturbing my wife, I turned on the TV and started watching.
"Turn down the sound, it's so noisy." Old Man Li scolded from the side: "It's so noisy that I have no interest in reading anymore."
"Oh." I turned down my voice a little.
Suddenly, Old Man Li said: "Be careful about the day after tomorrow. There are a lot of things coming back from Chongqing."
"What do you mean?" I looked at Old Man Li doubtfully.
Old Man Li put down his book, thought for a moment and said, "I shouldn't have told you this originally, but I won't tell you now because I'm afraid you'll get into trouble the day after tomorrow. Bai Wuchang came to me to ask me to do a favor."
"Help?" I frowned slightly.
"Yeah." Old Man Li said, "Bai Wuchang said that the Sunda fan in the underworld was stolen by someone, and that person will run from the underworld to the human world in the next two days, and the place where he goes to the human world is the crematorium just now."
"Xun fan." I almost jumped up when I heard this. Bai Wuchang, this old grandson, is so incompetent. I just throw away the things I worked so hard to help him find. He is really a prodigal.
"Why are you so excited? Don't you also have the Sky-Breaking Sword in your hand?" Old Man Li said: "This Xunfan thing appears in this world, and there will be many people coming to snatch it. You'd better let Director Luo take one in that area.
curfew notice, or even spread the news that there is a gas leak there, and ask people nearby to leave."
"Is it so serious?" Now I don't care about how the Xun fan was lost, but I care about what old man Li said about the people who will come to snatch the Xun fan.
Old Man Li chuckled: "The Xun fan is a powerful weapon. Big sects like Maoshan Longhushan will send people here. As for the monsters, Mr. Hu San will not be embarrassed to come here, but he will definitely send powerful monsters to rob them.
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"Hey, Old Man Li, what's so great about this Xun fan?" I asked Old Man Li.
Old Man Li felt quite cheerful this time and said: "Xunfan, the Sky-Brighting Sword in your hand, the jade plate you encountered before is actually called the Prison-breaking Disk, and the Jin Yuan gourd from Maoshan, they are the ten magical weapons.
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"Ten magical weapons?"
"Yes." Mr. Li nodded and said, "These ten magical instruments are ten in total. They were the ten magical instruments carried by Mr. Yin and Yang, who once had great dharma. These ten magical instruments are extremely powerful, just like one of them.
The Jinyuan Gourd, placed in Maoshan, can suppress the mountain and suppress evil, which is equivalent to the treasure of the Zhensect, and the Guiyuan Sword among the ten magical weapons is the treasure of the Zhensect of Longhu Mountain."
I counted and said, "In total, these are only five pieces."
"The other five missing items are the Sky-Breaking Sword in your hand. In fact, it is also missing in everyone's eyes. Basically, not many people know that the Sky-Breaking Sword is in your hand. If they find out, someone will definitely come to snatch it." Old Man Li pointed out.
Said while holding my backpack.
"In addition to being sharper, this Sky-Breaking Sword is not as powerful as you said. Can it also be used as a treasure of your sect?" I took out the Sky-Breaking Sword and said, "But this thing is indeed quite powerful.
Oh my God, when I first got it, it was just a fire stick, but later, for some reason, it turned fiery red, and the word "Liao Tian" appeared on it."
"If I weren't at my age and don't take everything lightly, I would probably just steal your things." Old Man Li laughed and said, "You'd better not go to the crematorium the day after tomorrow."
When Old Man Li said this, I felt a little disappointed. I was planning to go to the theater. Although I would definitely not get the Xun fan, I could still go to the theater. You know, watching the fun is a fine tradition of our Chinese nation.
Old Man Li probably saw me looking a little disappointed, so he thought for a while and said, "It's okay to go, but don't bring the Sky-Breaking Sword. I won't be responsible if someone robs you."
"Then Bai Wuchang asks you for help, are you ready to help?" I asked.
"Help me, there are so many people. Let's not talk about whether I can grab it or not. Even if I grab it, I will offend a lot of people. It's not cost-effective. So I refused last night. I just went to watch the excitement the day after tomorrow.
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When I heard that Old Man Li wouldn't help, I felt secretly happy. Although on the one hand I wanted to curry favor with some Bai Wuchang, and wanted to go to the underworld to feel better after I died, on the other hand, I couldn't stand it.
I am used to the old grandson who speaks in a sinister manner and likes to threaten people.
Dude, I just don’t have the ability. If I had Brother Monkey’s ability, I would have beaten him long ago.
Old Man Li and I were chatting when Zhao Shanyu also walked in from the outside. Zhao Shanyu came in and wiped the sweat from his forehead, sat next to me, crossed his legs and said, "Xiao Fengfeng, go get me something to eat."
Yeah, I'm starving to death
I looked down at the time and saw that it was already eleven o'clock. I asked, "You haven't eaten yet?"
Zhao Shanyu poured himself a cup of tea, took a sip and said, "I've been boxing for several hours, and now I'm so hungry that I can't stand it anymore."
I looked at Zhao Shanyu and asked strangely: "Why have you been practicing boxing for so long? Do you feel fat or want to lose weight?"
As soon as I finished speaking, I was kicked in the thigh by Zhao Shanyu. I suddenly realized a truth: Never ask a woman if she is losing weight recently. In this case, she will misunderstand you and think she is fat.