Chapter three hundred and sixty first flickering donkey brother
"Hey, Brother Lu, what's the problem? Have you eaten yet?" I sat on the sofa in Director Luo's office and called Brother Lu.
Brother Lu asked: "I haven't eaten yet and I'm busy with work in the clinic. What's wrong?"
"Come to Director Luo's office. The organization has a task to assign to you."
As soon as Brother Lu heard about the mission, he said: "Oh, I have a stomachache. I guess I won't be able to go today..."
"You can't come? What a pity. Director Luo said that he suspected that there is a female ghost somewhere that specializes in seducing men. The man who was seduced was in ecstasy all night. Since you are not feeling well, I am the only one who comes to explore this kind of dragon pit and tiger's den."
As soon as Brother Lu heard what I said, he immediately said: "Wait a minute, the organization assigned me a task. How can I refuse just because I have a stomachache? This is the organization's trust in me. Wait, it will be there soon."
Guan Xu was smoking next to me and asked me: "Tell me, if your buddy finally hears that you are working as an undercover agent in a drug den, will he kill you?"
"No." I shook my head.
"Why? Because you two have a close relationship?" Guan Xu asked.
"No, because he can't beat me."
Then the four of us chatted, and about twenty minutes later, Brother Lu appeared in the office.
He was actually wearing a pink suit, he took a shower, he smelled good, his hair was neatly combed, and he even put some powder on his face, making him look like a pretty boy.
Brother Lu twisted his butt and walked in and said: "Since it is a task assigned by the organization, I naturally have to dress up carefully so that I can live up to the expectations of the organization. By the way, where is the female ghost?"
Guan Xu coughed and said in my ear: "Let your buddy change his clothes. Some drug dealers also like to play with men."
Brother Donkey asked strangely: "What drug dealer?"
I glared at Guan Xu, stood up and said to Brother Lu: "Brother Lu, the task I just mentioned is extremely difficult. Are you confident that you can complete it?"
Brother Donkey nodded like he was suffering from epilepsy. He pointed at his clothes and said, "Of course I am confident. You can see that I have changed my clothes."
Anyway, let's trick Brother Lu into going to Yunnan first. Then we'll make him scream every day, and he won't be able to follow me as an undercover agent?
I turned back to Guan Xu and asked, "When are you leaving?"
"It's best to leave now." Guan Xu said, "There's a lot of urgency over there."
"What's the hurry?" Brother Lu asked in a daze.
"Then those sexy ladies are in Yunnan," I said.
"Let's go, let's go now." Brother Donkey pulled me to go out. He was so anxious that I wanted to kick him.
Guan Xuyu smiled and said to me: "You go home and pack some things first. Once you go, you won't be able to come back in a short time."
"Yeah." I nodded.
Brother Donkey asked from the side: "Isn't she just a naughty old woman? Why can't she come back in a short time?"
"There are a lot of slutty old ladies." I rolled my eyes at him. At this time, Brother Lu seemed to have a sperm in his head, so he nodded without thinking too much.
I went home and put some cinnabar, yellow paper and other things.
After packing my things, I put on my backpack and arrived at the entrance of Lingling Hall.
Zhao Shanyu was lying on the sofa, watching TV with his mobile phone.
As soon as he saw me coming, he asked, "Why did you remember the store?"
"Daughter-in-law, I'm going to Yunnan. It will probably take a month or two to come back." After I said that, Zhao Shanyu asked, "What's wrong? Why are you going?"
Brother Lu was following me and suddenly said: "There are a lot of naughty old ladies over there. Fengzi will take me over to catch those naughty old ladies."
"Damn it, don't talk nonsense." I glared at him.
But it had no effect at all. Zhao Shanyu's foot had already kicked me on the chest. I took two steps back in pain and said, "Daughter-in-law, he is bragging. We were there to catch drug dealers."
Brother Donkey rolled his eyes at me: "We are here to catch ghosts. Do you need us to catch drug dealers? Your reason is too silly. You just told me that there are many naughty ghosts over there, and you want to take me there to clean them up slowly.
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I looked at Zhao Shanyu with a fierce look on his face, and quickly explained: "I lied to Brother Lu about that naughty old woman. She is really going to catch drug dealers. If you don't believe me, call Director Luo and ask."
"You must have colluded with Director Luo." Brother Lu put his arm around my shoulders and reassured Zhao Shanyu, "Don't worry Xiaoyu, I'll help you keep an eye on him. If he dares to touch my slutty old woman, bah
Bah, no, if he dares to get interested in those naughty old ladies, I will help you castrate him."
I really screwed myself up, looking at Zhao Shanyu I felt like I wanted to cry without tears.
Zhao Shanyu glared at me and said, "Okay, go there by yourself, just be careful."
"Stop hitting me?" I asked subconsciously.
"I'm not as stupid as Brother Lu." After Zhao Shanyu finished speaking, he lay on the sofa and continued watching TV.
When I heard that Zhao Shanyu had not misunderstood, I asked, "Then you still kick me?"
"I'm just looking for an excuse to kick you. Just come back early." After Zhao Shanyu finished speaking, he ignored me and continued to watch TV.
I led Brother Lu out of the door. Brother Lu's face looked a little gloomy.
I'm a little worried. This guy can't guess that I'm lying to him, right? If Brother Lu knew that we were really going to catch drug dealers, he wouldn't follow me even if he was a coward.
In fact, I took Brother Lu there just because I wanted to have more people to take care of me. If he didn't go, I would be alone in the den of thieves, and I don't know how boring it would be.
I thought about it and said, "Well, Brother Lu, I actually made up the story about catching drug dealers."
Brother Lu said: "I'm not thinking about this problem. I know you are afraid of your wife. Of course the drug dealer made it up. I was thinking about whether to wear a condom when having sex with a female ghost."
Just after he finished speaking, Brother Lu said with a serious face: "Don't get me wrong, I am dedicating myself to the revolution. I will first break into the enemy camp and gain the enemy's complete trust, and then kill the female ghost."
"No misunderstanding, no misunderstanding. You are really strong and strong. You have such a spirit of sacrifice for the organization. You are a role model for us." I wiped the sweat from my forehead. It seemed that I was thinking too much. With Brother Lu's IQ,
If I don't tell him, he will probably never know.
Brother Lu and I took a taxi to the airport. At this time, Guan Xu and Gao Yunhu were already waiting for us in the lobby of the airport. We took our tickets and entered the waiting room through the special passage of the airport.
We carry a lot of things with us that were originally not allowed on the plane, such as the pistol on Gao Yunhu, the fruit knife in Brother Lu’s backpack, and so on.
It was around three o'clock in the afternoon, and there were quite a lot of people in the airport waiting room. The four of us were all smokers. After sitting there for a while, we walked to the smoking area and started smoking.
Suddenly Gao Yunhu said to the three of us: "Do you know what I hate most in my life?"
"What do you hate?" the three of us asked curiously.