It's really not that I'm picky about food. When Zhao Shanyu made such unpalatable food, even under her coercion, my brothers didn't even give in. They just held their noses and ate it.
The key is that none of the three of them can make it better than Zhao Shanyu. Let alone Brother Lu, who is a typical representative of delicious food and lazy cooking, he made Mapo Tofu. The tofu was as black as if it had been smeared with coal.
In the past few years, Liu Qiqi has been raised by his master with good food and drink every day, so how can he have the opportunity to cook? However, women are always the kings of the kitchen. Although they are novices, the twice-cooked pork looks much better than Brother Lu. Of course
, second only to good-looking, I smelled it and it smelled bad.
Not to mention Zhang Miya, who said she was a married woman, she followed Brother Lu and made stinky tofu. No, she said it was Mapo tofu, but the smell was even more disgusting than the smell of stinky tofu.
I went downstairs to buy instant noodles and was eating them alone on the sofa. I glanced at the dining table and Brother Lu scolded: "Don't even think about it. Let me tell you, these meals are not for idlers to eat. You are so delicious and too lazy to cook them."
Brother Lu said a lot, but the overall meaning is that if you want to eat, give him 100 yuan.
I have a brain disease and that’s why I eat those things. Just smelling it makes me feel uncomfortable, let alone eating it.
Of course, the three of them ate with gusto.
After finishing the meal, under the coercion of the three of them, I went to wash the dishes for them.
After everything was done, the four of us sat on the sofa, turned on the TV, and watched the news broadcast. It felt pretty good.
"Fengzi, what are you going out for today?" Brother Lu burped and handed over a cigarette. I took the cigarette and said, "It's nothing. I followed Lao Hong to find the heir of the Book of Divination."
"It's so fast, dear. It doesn't take long for Zhao Shanyu to be resurrected. He has a headache. The good days are coming to an end." Brother Lu said with a bitter look on his face.
How can he not be miserable? In the past, when my wife was around, I would beat him when he was unhappy. Now that my wife is not around, he keeps showing off all day long, but no one has punished him.
"Well, I hope that day comes early." I sighed silently in my heart. After what Liu Wei said before, I actually have no idea now. If it is really like what Liu Wei said, we are people in the book.
, what we have to deal with is the author who wrote this book, how could such a thing be possible?
I shook my head, my head hurt when I thought about this problem, and Yu Jian didn't think about it anymore.
Liu Qiqi asked curiously: "Fengzi, why don't you call me when you go to find the heir of the book of "divination"? Is the heir of the book of "divination" handsome?"
"Fortunately, she has quite a temperament." I thought to myself, it's a good thing she didn't go. She didn't do anything when she went. She just followed Li Qiang all day long and then waited for Li Qiang to die. It was pointless.
"Is he handsome?" Liu Qiqi asked curiously: "Is he awesome? His name is Liu Banxian Fortune Telling Hall. Don't be a rookie."
"Well, he's not a rookie. Anyway, you'll know he is a very powerful person when you meet him later," I said.
"Is fortune telling good? Is it accurate?" Zhang Miya looked at Brother Lu with stars in her eyes and asked, "Can you tell fortunes?"
"Yes, how can there be something that your brother Lu doesn't know? Well, give me your birth date and I will help you calculate it." Brother Lu said.
Zhang Miya was a little excited and quickly wrote her birthday and birth date to Brother Lu.
After Brother Lu looked at it, he coughed and said, "You had a big disaster when you were five to seven years old, right?"
"How do you know that I had a serious illness when I was six years old? Really, really." Zhang Miya looked at Brother Lu excitedly.
I looked at Brother Lu’s boring tricks. In fact, Brother Lu doesn’t know how to tell fortunes. He uses gangster tactics.
Ninety-nine point nine percent, or even absolutely absolute, of the magicians who set up fortune-telling stalls on the roadside are all liars, because people who are truly capable will never go out to set up fortune-telling stalls.
And what Brother Lu uses is the trick of a street magician. To put it simply, it is psychology.
Brother Lu said that the age of five to seven is just a vague concept. Who hasn’t had a few serious illnesses as a child? As long as you are correct, others will treat you as a god. If you encounter someone who has never had anything since childhood,
Those who are seriously ill can only consider themselves unlucky, but that possibility is slim.
Suddenly my cell phone rang. I was too lazy to listen to Brother Lu fooling Zhang Miya, so I walked to the balcony and saw that it was Brother Jingfeng, an old boy calling me.
"Hey, Brother Jingfeng, what's up? Do you miss me?" I asked the other end of the phone with a smile.
"You kid, don't talk nonsense to me. Listen, I just got the news that Mr. Chang Xian has entered Chongqing. You know what his purpose is. Be careful. I am rushing to Chongqing now and will arrive tomorrow morning.
"As soon as Brother Jingfeng on the other end of the phone finished speaking, my hand shook and I almost dropped the phone.
"You don't study well, don't lie to me, don't joke about this kind of thing." I asked with a frown.
Brother Jingfeng scolded: "Who the hell wants to joke with you? Just be careful. There is no expert I know in Chongqing now. Everything depends on you. Boy, don't say I'm unjust. Your wreath
I’ll give you two more.”
"Fuck you, Mr. Chang Xian is here. You are here for no good. Can you beat him? Where is Old Man Li? Call him." I cursed.
I saw what Mr. Chang Xian was doing at that time. Brother Jingfeng wouldn't be able to do anything if he came over. Only a master like Old Man Li could do it.
"Damn it, uncle, I came here to help you with good intentions, but you still look down on me, don't you? Okay, I can't come over, it's none of my business how you kid." Brother Jingfeng scolded over there.
"No, Brother Jingfeng, I know you are a good person and kind-hearted, and you are extremely nice to me."
"This is what people say."
"But it's useless to be kind-hearted. You will only die if you come here. Be good and call Old Man Li here." I said.
"You're awesome, you pull, you wait. If Mr. Chang Xian doesn't kill you tonight, I'll come over tomorrow and beat you to death too, just wait." After saying that, Brother Jingfeng cursed and hung up the phone.
"Fuck, you don't have loyalty." I cursed helplessly.
Brother Donkey came over and asked, "What's wrong?"
"Master Chang Xian is here to kill me." I frowned and was about to discuss countermeasures with Brother Lu.
When I looked up, Brother Lu was already changing shoes at the door. He opened the door, rushed to the living room, took Zhang Miya, and shouted at me: "Fengzi, I will avenge you."
After saying that, he took Zhang Miya and ran away.
I watched the door being closed with a bang and cursed: "Fuck, you are so unloyal."
I looked at Liu Qiqi next to me and said, "Qiqi, you should be loyal, you..."
Before I finished speaking, Liu Qiqi said: "Well, Fengzi, why don't you move out tonight. I'm not familiar with Chongqing. I can't find a place to live when I go out. Besides, the fight will damage the house."
It’s not that good if it’s in tatters, right?”
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