I saw this guy Wu Jiu asked me who I was. I definitely couldn't say I was Zhang Lingfeng. After all, Liu Boqing had ordered me. I turned my head and wanted to play a trick on this guy, so I said, "Hahaha, some people don't know that I am an old man."
Sun?"
Wu Jiu was obviously stunned for a moment, and he quickly yelled at Chen Lei, who was still fighting with the monkey next to him: "Fuck you, Brother Chen, you're so mad."
Then the kid asked in a persuasive manner: "Are you the legendary Sun Dasheng? Sun Wukong, the great sage who defeated the Buddha in a fight, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven?"
I originally wanted to directly admit that I was Sun Wukong, but when I thought about it carefully, pretending to be Monkey Brother seemed a bit unfair. After all, Monkey Brother is my idol. I thought about it for a while and then said: "Wrong, I am Sun Xiaosheng, my name is Sun Wuman. I will win the battle."
Monkey, the Great Sage of Qi Di"
When Wu Jiu heard what I said, he was obviously not satisfied. He quickly asked: "What the hell, Great Sage, did you report the wrong name? How about you report it again?"
As for his uncle, if Sun Dasheng didn’t come, it would be great if I came to save you. Why are you still picking on me? I said dissatisfiedly: “I am me, Sun Xiaosheng, Sun Wuman, who defeats the monkey in a fight, and is the Great Sage of Qi.”
But I didn’t forget about the business, so I quickly said: “Is there anything you want me to help you with?”
When Wu Jiu heard that I was not Brother Monkey, he said dejectedly: "It was there just now, but it's gone when you come. You'd better leave."
Let me go, are you looking down on others when you are in danger these days? If I were in danger before, Brother Jingfeng came out to save me, and I nodded and bowed like a grandson. This boy named Wu Jiu is better, he has become an uncle?
If he hadn't thought of relying on Liu Boqing's help to find the "Fate" book, who the hell would be willing to help him.
This kid obviously didn't want me to help him, he even reached out to take out the talisman, but now I took the initiative in his body.
Summoning the Divine General on Duty Talisman is actually to summon the surrounding mountain spirits and monsters to come and help.
Generally, Taoist priests will never use this talisman. It's very simple, because if you use this talisman, the person you invite will control your body within a certain period of time. If you invite a kind-hearted person,
, it’s good to have mountain spirits and monsters to do things, but if you hire a coward or some other coward, you will risk your life instead.
At this time, those charming monkeys also rushed over. I imitated the appearance of Brother Monkey in the TV series, grabbed a handful of Wu Jiu's hair, and then blew it outside. At this time, Brother Donkey, who was not far away, was very cooperative.
He threw the Sky-Brighting Sword over.
Since it was an acting, of course I had to act realistically, so I quickly chanted a spell and used a blind trick to turn the Sky-Breaking Sword in my hand into a stick.
"Holy shit, what is this? I didn't expect that my hair could have such a ferocious ability to blow out a stick. Boss Sun, please teach me how to blow it." Wu Jiu saw me change, and his eyes came out with a stick.
They all stared.
I asked: "Who told you that my stick was blown out of your hair?"
"If you didn't blow it out with my hair, then why did you grab a handful of my hair?" Wu Jiu asked doubtfully.
"Well, I usually watch Journey to the West too much. When I see my idol Sun Wukong, he likes to pluck out his hair when he fights. So every time I don't grab a handful of hair before a fight, I feel uncomfortable all over." I felt secretly happy in my heart.
This is to avenge my grandson for spitting on me. Wasn't this boy very careless and arrogant at the beginning?
At this time, the charming monkeys around me were already screaming and pounced on me one by one. I realized that I had definitely underestimated my own strength.
These charm monkeys were too weak. I took the Sky Sword and chopped one to death with one strike. I also occasionally blew my head. There were more than 30 charm monkeys. It took me 20 minutes to finish them all off.
I was so surprised by this result that my jaw almost dropped. When did I become so powerful? This is unscientific.
"Boss Sun, you are my idol. I have decided that I will be able to hang out with you from now on." Wu Jiu shouted when he saw that I had killed more than 30 charm monkeys.
"Ahem, I haven't accepted a younger brother for many years." I suddenly felt very satisfied, Wow, I can have someone begging to be my younger brother.
"Uh, no more charges."
As soon as I heard that this boy was not my little brother, I quickly said: "No, no, today the old monkey sees that you are destined to be the donor, so I will accept you as my thirty-eighth little brother."
"Well, I am the thirty-eighth. I am so lucky. I dare to ask Boss Sun where the thirty-seven younger brothers in front of me are. I have time to treat them to dinner." Wu Jiu said respectfully.
I was afraid that this guy would ask questions again, so I casually said, "They're all dead."
"Uh, they're dead." Wu Jiu nodded. Suddenly he felt something was wrong, so he asked, "Boss Sun, why are they dead?"
I didn't know, so I said, "I don't know, he's dead anyway."
Seeing that I had dealt with the evil monkey, I originally wanted to leave, but now I couldn't leave Wu Jiu's body no matter what. It was strange.
Wu Jiu and Chen Lei chatted for a while and then asked me: "Boss Sun, what do you usually like?"
"Watch Journey to the West." I said casually, still thinking about how to leave this kid's body.
"Well, except for Journey to the West."
"In addition to Journey to the West, there is also Journey to the West."
"Don't you have any other hobbies besides Journey to the West? For example, female monkeys or something like that."
"Except Journey to the West?"
"Yes, besides Journey to the West, what else do you like?"
"I thought of it, the sequel to Journey to the West." I said casually.
"Um, don't you like female monkeys? Think about those arms and thighs. Do you get excited just thinking about something?" I described it to Sun Wuman obscenely.
I was speechless and said: "I really like female monkeys, what else can we have to do with each other? You said it in such a vulgar way, what do you want to do with the female monkey?"
I discovered that this Wu Jiu is a boring coquettish person.
Afterwards, I exchanged some casual words with Wu Jiu, and I finally left his body. Of course, before leaving, I threw the Sky-Brighting Sword in the direction of my body.
As soon as I came out of Wu Jiu's body, I quickly floated towards my body, floating, and suddenly a gust of wind blew me into the body of a monkey next to my body.
I opened my eyes and felt uncomfortable all over. I quickly stood up and looked around. Damn it, I'm so hairy. I've really turned into a monkey?
I shouldn't have pretended to be a monkey and told Wu Jiu that I was a monkey. Now that I have really turned into a monkey, who should I cry to? I am really a joke invited by the monkey, you idiot.
At this time, Brother Donkey looked at me as a monkey, stood up, and looked at him. He guarded my body with vigilance and shouted at me: "Get away, monkey. I tell you, I am very powerful. I am very powerful."
The uncle is in a good mood now and can let you live."