Chapter Five Hundred and Twenty Messages from Ten Directions
"I'll go, Brother Pu, look at these disciples from Maoshan Longhushan, how hard they are practicing formations, even the other Yin and Yang masters are also recharging their energy. In the face of a powerful enemy, you actually said this." I frowned.
Looking at Wang Pu, he asked: "Where is it? Is it reliable?"
"Haha, let me tell you, the painting in that painting is really not so beautiful. Those arms and legs, squeak, squeak, let's go." Wang Pu smiled mischievously, and then led me to the back of the main hall.
Walk.
There is a wall on the front, back, left and right of this main hall. Beyond the wall is the outer courtyard.
I followed Wang Pu out of the main hall, and Wang Pu carefully led me to the door of a room at the back of the main hall.
This room looks similar to the one we live in. Wang Pu opened the door, waved to me and said, "No one lives behind here, so no one has been here. Yesterday I wanted to feel what an ancient toilet looked like.
After searching for a long time, I finally couldn’t find the toilet, so I found this room.”
While listening to Wang Pu's story, I followed him in. It looked like a study room. After entering, there was a table on the left with the Four Treasures of the Study on it, and a bookcase on the right.
"Where are the paintings?" I asked Wang Pu.
Wang Pu pointed at the ceiling with a smile.
I looked up and was shocked.
The entire ceiling turned out to be a painting, which showed a woman walking among lotus flowers. The woman was wearing a long cyan skirt and looked like she was from the Tang Dynasty. But that was nothing. The most annoying thing was that the woman’s eyes were
It seems to be looking at me.
I quickly took a few steps to the left, but those eyes were still looking at me.
I suddenly remembered a legendary painting, Mona Lisa's smile. No matter what angle I was in that painting, I felt like the people in the painting were looking at me.
"Oh, let me go, this is too permeable." I swallowed.
I've seen a lot of ghosts and monsters, so there's nothing to be afraid of. But when I saw this painting, I felt a little guilty.
"Isn't it? Yesterday I had a stomachache and I was about to defecate in this room. I just pulled my pants down and glanced at the ceiling. I was so scared that I held my stool back. Finally, I went out to find a bush to relieve myself." Wang
Pu said with a depressed look.
"It's so elegant." I gave him a thumbs up. This guy is really awesome. It's really insulting to be able to defecate in such an antique room.
"Come on, come on, I can't poop out. If we both pee, it's not in vain." I pulled Wang Pu and opened the zipper, found a corner and started peeing.
"Do you think the ancient people who painted were mentally ill? Why did they paint on the roof?" Wang Pu stood next to me and unzipped the zipper and asked me while peeing.
I shook my head: "How do I know? Maybe I lie on the floor at night and look at the ceiling so I can masturbate."
"Did ancient people also masturbate?"
"It should be, otherwise who invented masturbation?" I was talking casually. Suddenly, I looked at Wang Pu and asked, "What did I just say?"
"No? Amnesia?"
I quickly asked: "What did I just say?"
"You said people in ancient times lay on the ground and masturbated." Wang Pu touched my forehead: "Aren't you really stupid?"
I was too lazy to pay attention to Wang Pu at this time, so I quickly ran to the middle of the room, lay on the ground, and looked at the ceiling. Sure enough,
Originally this painting was just a beautiful woman walking among lotus flowers, but when I went to the ground, the painting changed.
The painting above disappeared and turned into writing.
How could ancient people master this kind of technology? I'm actually not surprised that this painting has changed from another angle.
When I was a child, the paintings on some cards my mother bought for me would look different if I changed the angle. This has actually been done in modern times, but how did the ancients do it?
I didn't think about this either, so I quickly looked carefully at what was written on it.
"I accidentally learned that the corpse door was opened. There are many legends about the corpse door, so I came to check the authenticity. I didn't expect to find out the secret first. But I can't write it down. If I write it down, he will definitely know.
Those who are destined to see this text must remember that for the seven days and three days before the corpse door is opened, the Big Dipper array is placed on the golden coffin to prevent zombies from entering and absorbing the essence of the sun and the moon. In addition, the seven days of death, life, and injury are sprinkled on the door.
Add the blood of the black dog, this method can prevent the zombies from advancing."
"In addition, viewers must remember not to spread this secret. The zombie's transcendence from the six realms is not transcendence, but entry into the realm. The reason why there are such creatures as zombies in the world is actually a chess piece laid out by fate for its own arrival."
"Shifangliu."
Was this written by Immortal Shifang?
I looked at the content recorded on it in surprise. At this time, Wang Pu, who was lying next to me, asked doubtfully: "Looking at it from this angle, it's not easy to masturbate."
"Can't you see?" I looked at Wang Pu next to me in confusion.
"What did you see? When I lay down and looked at it, I felt like I was shaking all over and feeling uncomfortable. How can I masturbate?" Wang Pu complained.
Now it is not a matter of asking Wang Pu whether he can see it or not.
"I'm going to the main hall." I said and ran out quickly.
"Ling Xiao, Old Man Li, come here, I have something to tell you." I ran into the hall and shouted to Old Man Li and Ling Xiao who were practicing the formation.
Ling Xiao and Old Man Li looked at me doubtfully and both walked over.
After getting closer, Ling Xiao asked, "What's the matter?"
"Do you know the Big Dipper array?" I asked.
"Hmph, they come from Maoshan." Ling Xiao said disdainfully.
"Of course I can, what's wrong?" Old Man Li asked.
As soon as I heard about this grandson meeting, I felt happy and said: "You can make a Big Dipper array on the coffin, and then sprinkle some black dog blood on the Ximen, Sheng, and Wound doors of the main hall. This will prevent the zombies from advancing.
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"We are making formations, what are you doing messing around?" Old Man Li glared at me: "You don't understand formations."
"That's not right." Ling Xiao shook his head, looked up at the main hall, counted on his fingers, and his eyes lit up: "Fengzi, where did you see the method?"
"Do you believe me when I say I thought about it myself?" I asked.
"Do you believe me when I say sows can climb trees?" Ling Xiao also made a rare joke: "Forget it, it's okay if you don't want to say it, but this method is indeed feasible. Use the Big Dipper array to seal the top to prevent zombies at night.
Absorb the essence of the sun and the moon, and then use black dog blood to seal the Ximen, Shengmen, and Injury Gates to seal the possibility of absorbing corpse energy in this hall.
"But their Big Dipper array in Maoshan won't work, so let's use our Diamond array in Longhu Mountain." After Ling Xiao said this, he turned around and prepared to set up.
Old Man Li cursed: "Your Vajra Formation is not good, use our Seven Star Formation."
The two people were talking and quarreling again.
Hong Zhuo came over and asked, "Fengzi, where did you see this method?"