Chapter five hundred and sixty seventh rich and beggars
"What a big shot, aren't they all the same now? Come on, drink some water. Damn it, the treatment in this underworld is so bad. They don't even let you drink wine, just water." The fat man shook his head and sighed, then looked at me and asked.
: "Just arrived?"
"Yeah." I smiled and nodded.
"Brother, what did you do before?" the beggar asked curiously.
I thought for a while and said: "Catch ghosts."
"Why did the ghost catcher come to our place?" The beggar looked at me strangely and said, "Don't you say that ghost catchers who go to the underworld can get special treatment? How cool it is to be a civil servant in the underworld."
The fat man quickly complimented and said: "Brother, you are awesome. The environment in this place is not good. When I was alive, I would definitely buy you a drink. Otherwise, you first go to the second floor and ask if you can become a civil servant and help me."
How about getting me a residence permit from the underworld?"
The fat man and the beggar are indeed two different people.
When the beggar heard that I was a ghost catcher, he just lamented that I was a ghost catcher and could work as a civil servant in the underworld. It was great. But the fat man immediately thought of asking me to help him get the right to live in the underworld. Although the right to live in the underworld is precious, but
It is not difficult for ghosts to let people live in the underworld.
Often when ghost messengers meet their relatives and friends, they will let those who are willing to stay live in the underworld.
"Do you still need to ask this yourself? Where is it on the second floor?" I asked strangely.
The fat man stood up and said, "Brother, let me take you up."
Damn, I’m calling you brother. This guy looks like he’s forty or fifty years old. I’m only in my twenties. But it’s not surprising. The underworld is actually very similar to the earth. As long as you have the ability and ability,
Not to mention being a brother, you can even be a grandfather. Isn’t that what the real world is like?
"No, I'll go up and ask myself." I stood up and walked to the second floor.
I don’t want to be reincarnated. If I thought about it, I guess not many people would be willing to reincarnate. After all, reincarnation means that all the memories of the previous life will disappear, and you will really die. The main reason I am in a good mood now is that I can work as a ghost in the underworld.
.
Anyway, after a few decades, Brother Lu, Da Kui Hongzhuo and others will have to come down to accompany me. It’s just trouble for Zhao Shanyu, the zombies won’t die.
I walked to the second floor while thinking wildly.
When you go up to the second floor, there is a registration office for Mr. Yin Yang on the left, and a Taoist registration office on the right.
I walked to the registration desk on the left, opened the door and walked in to take a look. Inside was an old man who looked a little too thin. The old man was sitting on a Taishi chair with his legs crossed and humming a tune. He felt quite comfortable.
"Uncle, I just came here and registered." I said to the uncle with a smile.
The old man opened half of his eyes and looked at me and said, "Zhang Lingfeng, right?"
"That's right." I was also a little embarrassed. I didn't expect that my reputation would be so great. Everyone in the underworld knew about me.
Just when I was still mumbling, the old man said: "Sorry, the superiors said that if you come, you won't be allowed to register. You can just go and be reincarnated."
"What the hell?" When I heard this, I felt something was wrong and asked, "Is it Bai Wuchang's old grandson?"
"Young man, you see you have such a bad temper. I have been working as a ghost in the underworld for hundreds of years. I would like to advise you. Master Bai and Master Hei are in the underworld, except for Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva and the Tenth Hall King of Hell. Their words are imperial edicts.
Since Mr. Bai won't let you be a ghost servant, you should be reincarnated honestly. Mr. Yin-Yang can be reincarnated into a human body. If you continue to talk nonsense and anger Mr. Bai, you will be thrown into the animal world. You will not be wronged.
die?"
"Fuck, that old grandson." I gasped, clenched my fists, reincarnated, fuck him, I don't want to really die.
"I'm going to find Bai Wuchang." I stamped my feet and rushed down to the second floor. I wanted to rush out of the death stack, but two ghosts wearing ancient black government officials' clothes suddenly appeared at the door and stopped me. These two ghosts
They all look quite young, maybe in their twenties or thirties.
One of them said expressionlessly: "You are not allowed to leave after entering the Rebirth Stack. If you want to leave, you can only leave after seven days when I send you to reincarnation."
"You two are going to stop me, right?" I chanted: "Five edicts, the heroic soldiers will exorcise evil spirits and arrest evil spirits without stopping."
But there was no evil wind blowing out at all. The two ghosts looked at each other strangely, and one of them said: "You should be reciting the innate Bagua command. Do you know Taoism?"
"Nonsense." I cursed, "Let that old grandson Bai Wuchang come to see me."
"Even if you knew Taoism when you were alive, and now you are dead, you are just a lonely soul. In addition, do you meet Mr. Bai casually? Since you know Taoism, just go to the second floor to register honestly. When the ghost card is issued, you
Only then can we restore the Taoism we had in life." After speaking, one of the ghosts turned around and walked to the door, while the other one shook his head and walked back.
I remember it was different when I came down before.
I suddenly understood that in the past, I was just in the underworld, not really dead, so I could use Taoist magic. But after a person dies, Taoist magic cannot be used in the underworld, and there must be some ghost card.
Grass.
I clenched my fists tightly. Am I going to be reincarnated like this?
I depressedly sat down on the fat man's desk.
The fat man asked with a smile: "Brother, are you done? The back view of you confronting those two ghosts just now is so handsome part-time."
"Stop flattering me. If I'm not interested, I won't be able to apply for the job." I sighed.
"What's wrong?" the fat man asked doubtfully.
"I offended Bai Wuchang when I was alive, so grandson wants to take revenge on me now, bastard." I couldn't help but curse.
The beggar shook his head: "Oh, you are so unlucky, so the key to being a good person is not to offend others."
After saying this, the beggar stood up and sat at another table to chat with other people.
But this fat man happily patted me on the shoulder and said, "Everyone has their downturns. As long as you persevere, you will always gain something."
"No wonder you can be a rich man, but the beggar just now can only be a beggar." I said with some realization.
The fat man asked with a smile: "Tell me why I can become a rich man."
"You heard about my experience, but you didn't show any disgust at all. Instead, you came to chat with me and make friends. You know how to help people when they are down. And the beggar, when he heard that I offended Bai Wuchang and couldn't be a
Gui Cha, he immediately showed a look of disgust, then moved to another table and stopped talking to me." I smiled and said, "So, it makes sense for you to be rich, and it makes sense for him to live a miserable life.
"
"Yes..." The fat man just started to speak, when suddenly a scream came from the door.
When I saw it, the two ghosts were beaten and flew in.
Zhao Shanyu's eyes were red, with two fangs exposed, and he slowly walked into the death stack from the outside.