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Chapter 55 The Master

What is ghost catching? The term ghost catching is unfamiliar yet familiar to many people. Basically, most people know about ghost catching from movies or TV series.

It's nothing more than some ghost causing trouble somewhere, and then Mr. Yin Yang pops out, draws a few talismans, and cleans up the ghost in three strokes, five, five, and two, and then is worshiped as a living god.

Dreams are beautiful, but reality is cruel.

After I cleaned up the body yesterday, I went home and had a nightmare all night. I dreamed that I was covered in maggots. There were small holes all over my body, and these maggots were crawling around inside my body.

Then I woke up with a fright.

I rubbed my head and looked at the time. It was only around six o'clock in the morning. Damn it, I woke up from a nightmare, and being a Yin-Yang man and doing what I did was considered the best.

Today is Monday. I got up and packed my things. I put the Thunderbolt Wood Sword into my schoolbag. As for the golden peach wood sword I got from the village chief, I didn’t know what it was, so I threw it in my closet.

, I will study it slowly when I have time in the future.

I carried my schoolbag, ran to my parents' room, said hello, and then went out.

It was only slightly light outside, and there were not many people on the road. I bought two large meat-filled buns from the bun shop at the entrance of the community, and ate them while walking to school.

Just when I was passing by Times Square, I suddenly saw a large group of people surrounding me. I didn't know what they were doing.

I carried forward the traditional virtue of us Chinese people who love to watch the excitement and ran over quickly.

It was really a huge crowd, so I squeezed in hard, and when I squeezed in, I saw, oh, it turned out to be two Taoist priests.

The two Taoist priests set up a stall. A fat Taoist priest who looked to be in his forties was sitting cross-legged in the middle, and the other little Taoist priest was doing odd jobs beside him.

An old man in front of them held out his hands, as if he was telling the fortune of the fat Taoist priest.

I looked around, and most of the people around me were old ladies and old men. I asked the lady next to me: "Aunt, what are these two idiots doing?"

The aunt glared at me and said, "Kids, don't talk nonsense. This is Master Wang Jinlong. He is giving a lecture today. We are all here to listen to the Dharma."

What the hell? Since when did it become popular for Taoist priests to come out and give lectures? I got closer and listened to the fat Taoist priest, who seemed to be named Wang Jinlong, talking to this old man.

"Uncle, you are destined to be rich and auspicious, but you see that your horoscope conflicts with this year's fortune. You will have a disaster this year. If you avoid this disaster, you will surely enjoy your old age in peace for the rest of your life, your children and grandchildren will have smooth work, and your family will be healthy and live a long life.

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Go ahead, this is my way of deceiving people. It's nothing more than praising this person's good life and then deceiving him about his bad luck this year.

It turns out that I met a colleague, no, bah, bah, these two guys are so sly and sly, they are deceitful at first glance. I am full of righteousness, how can I compare with these guys.

Seeing that they were two liars, I shook my head, turned around and prepared to leave. There was no point in listening to this guy deceive others. Could it be that I was still here to learn from his master? Learn from him how to deceive people?

But before I turned around and left, the old man asked: "Master Wang, how much does it cost to help me."

"Uncle, let me tell you the truth. If I help you withstand this disaster, I will shorten my life by ten years. Just give me five hundred thousand."

"I don't have that much money." The uncle looked hesitant.

"It doesn't matter. Your family must have a house. If you sell it, won't you? You see, this is not only a matter that concerns you, but also the luck of your children and grandchildren. Compared with this, a house is nothing.

It’s nothing at all.” Wang Jinlong started to fool him.

"This house is the lifeblood of our family." The old man was so anxious that he almost cried.

I was ready to leave, but when I heard this, I immediately felt angry.

Damn it, we are liars, no, we tell fortunes and deceive people, and we also have to adhere to professional ethics. We defraud a small amount of money, which is harmless. After all, our profession is similar to that of psychiatrists. It can make people feel comfortable. Why don't people see a psychiatrist?

Do I have to pay too?

But cheating is cheating, and it must not touch the foundation of others. For example, I cheated on 400,000 yuan a few days ago, because that guy is the chairman of some group, and 400,000 yuan is nothing in his eyes.

But the man in front of me is a well-off family at best, and this bastard wants to trick him into buying his house.

"Uncle, how about I help you figure it out?" I walked over, patted the uncle on the shoulder, and said to him with a smile.

The fat Taoist priest named Wang Jinlong frowned when he heard this, and then shouted to the Taoist priest behind him: "Where does this little brat come from? Disciple."

After the fat Taoist priest finished speaking, the little Taoist priest behind him came over to pull me away. I kicked the Taoist priest in the stomach, knocking him over and falling to the ground.

Then I rushed up and slapped the fat Taoist priest on the face, and then kicked him in the stomach.

Grandma is a bitch, what the hell.

At first glance, these two guys are just like a loser, with no real skills. If they were really Mr. Yin and Yang, they would have pretty good skills.

Needless to say, this fat man looked like he had been drained of wine and meat. The other Taoist priest looked to be in his mid-twenties and was as skinny as a stick. I kicked him to the ground and is still covering his head.

My stomach is not up yet.

"Don't believe these two guys, they are liars." I shouted to the crowd.

When those people heard that he was a liar, they booed and turned around and left. The old man also turned around and ran away.

Seeing the group of people leaving, Wang Jinlong also showed anger on his face and cursed: "You little bastard, I want to call the police! You are beating someone."

"You want to call the police? I want to call the police too." I took out my cell phone and called Team Huang.

"Hey Team Huang, there are two scumbags in Times Square who are cheating here. Come and catch them." After saying that, I hung up the phone.

The fat Taoist priest was also holding his cell phone angrily, not knowing who he was calling.

After a while, a police car drove to the side of Times Square. Team Huang ran over and asked: "Xiao Feng, what's wrong?"

"It's just these two idiots who are lying to people." I pointed at the two Taoist priests and cursed.

Unexpectedly, Team Huang's expression changed when he saw the two Taoist priests, and he quickly said politely: "Taoist Master Wang, why are you here? This is a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding."

After saying that, Captain Huang winked at me.

No, where is this from? I looked at Team Huang’s appearance and asked, “Captain Huang, what’s wrong? These two grandsons just cheated.”

"Xiao Feng, Taoist Master Wang is a master of Jinlong Taoist Temple. How could he do such things as cheating? Please apologize quickly." Team Huang said to me.

Can these two idiots be called masters? One is a drunkard, and the other looks like a drug addict. At first glance, they look like the kind of heinous characters who could eat peanuts during the reform period. How can they be called masters?

"Captain Huang, hurry up and control this thug who is beating people. I have already called Mayor Zhang's secretary. This kind of thug must be arrested and severely punished." Wang Jinlong looked at me and scolded me fiercely.

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