I arrived in Chongqing around one o'clock in the afternoon.
The first thing I felt when I got off the car was that it was hot. It was not ordinary hot, the sun was scorching.
I walked out of the station with my bag on my back. There was a large square outside the station with many banners from various universities.
This time is also the day for freshmen to report.
Suddenly, an extremely wretched-looking guy walked up to me. I frowned and thought he was a pimp. Just as I was about to walk away, he said, "Hey buddy, you are from our medical university, right?"
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"Huh?" I nodded, looked at this guy's appearance and asked, "Are you the same?"
"Well, I'm a freshman too, come on, come on, I've been paying attention to you for a long time." When this wretched guy heard that I was from the Medical University, he quickly came up to help carry the bag.
I observed him carefully and found that this guy was quite dark and not very tall, about 1.65 meters tall. He looked very wretched.
He helped me carry my bag and said enthusiastically: "Brother, have you thought about what major you should study in a medical university in the future?"
I shook my head and said, "I don't quite understand yet."
Anyway, I'm just here to mess around, and I don't pay attention to these things.
When this guy heard this, he turned around and said with a sly expression: "Let me tell you, I have set my sights on a major for a long time, and I am going to recruit a few like-minded people to study together. I also see that you are a member of the same profession.
That’s why I’m here to tell you.”
"Stop it, stop it, I don't know your name yet, how come you are in the same camp?" I looked at this wretched guy and said quickly: "Besides, I don't want to do anything sneaky."
"Am I like a sneaky person?" the guy asked subconsciously.
After listening to his words, I felt that this guy really looked like him, but of course, I didn't say it out loud.
"My name is Li Erlu, you can just call me Brother Lu." Brother Lu put his arm around my shoulders and whispered, "Brother, are you interested in studying nursing?"
"Fuck you, sir, get out of here." I scolded the grandson, "Can I read what those girls are reading?"
"Don't mention it. Two of my buddies have already studied with me before. Guess which dormitory building we were assigned to?" Brother Lu was mysterious and said with a vulgar look on his face: "We are going to major in nursing because we are assigned to different dormitories.
Go to the girls’ dormitory.”
After saying that, he looked at me and laughed mischievously and said, "What do you think? Come and study with me."
"Brother, one day is the eldest brother, and all living beings are the eldest brother. Little brother, I will hang out with you." I firmly held the hand of this donkey brother, and suddenly I felt that he was not so wretched, and he was a bit handsome. Damn, he lives with a girl.
Dormitory, you can really make a lot of money by studying at this university.
Thinking about summer, when I leave the dormitory, the corridors are full of girls walking around in their underwear. It makes me a little excited just thinking about it.
"Keep your voice down, it won't work if there are too many people there. Haven't you heard that one monk has water to drink, but two monks have no water to drink?" The donkey brother scolded me with an experienced look on his face.
"Yes, yes, brother taught me a lesson." I nodded quickly.
Brother Lu and I walked to the registration office. Brother Lu took me to register. The teacher at the registration office was a middle-aged man in his thirties. When he heard that I wanted to study nursing, he looked at me strangely and asked, "Huh? Why?
One who wants to study nursing?”
"Nursing is the dirtiest and most tiring profession in the hospital. It is too inhumane to just let female compatriots do it. Moreover, the hospital is in urgent need of male nurses. In the future, it will be convenient to lift a corpse. Oh no, it will be convenient to lift a patient or something like that." I
Said with a righteous face.
Don't think that male nurses are strange. In fact, male nurses are very popular in hospitals now. After all, they can do more physical work than girls and are paid better. It's just that many men have no ideological awareness and are unwilling to study as nurses.
"Okay, Erlu, take him to your dormitory to stay there first." The teacher took a registration form, filled in the information for me, and asked Brother Lu to take me away.
Brother Lu took me to take the bus, so I said, "Brother Lu, what's the matter? I'll pay for the taxi."
"No, buses have the charm of buses. You will understand later." Brother Lu shook his head vigorously. When he saw a bus coming up, he pulled me and rushed forward.
It's so hot. There are too many people on the bus in Chongqing. It's crowded. As soon as Brother Lu got on the bus, his eyes lit up. Then he looked at a very beautiful girl and walked up behind her. His eyes were here.
The girl looked back and forth.
Not to mention, the girls in Chongqing are really in great shape. This girl looks about eighteen or nineteen years old and looks very good.
I was guessing what this donkey brother was going to do next, when I saw that this donkey brother actually put his right hand into his crotch.
Damn it, this grandson is actually masturbating.
With a vulgar look on his face, he looked at the girl's figure from behind and moved his crotch back and forth vigorously.
Ahem, damn, I don’t know this grandson. If Zhao Shanyu sees this, he will rush up and beat him up.
The people around him naturally noticed what Brother Lu was doing. They all looked at him with disdain and turned their heads without looking at him.
The girl in front of him naturally noticed it too, her face turned red and she didn't dare to speak.
After two or three minutes, the donkey brother took out his right hand with satisfaction, then took out a tissue and wiped it, and then walked over to me.
"Don't come over, don't come over, don't come over." I whispered, this grandson wants to come over and talk to me, let the people in the car know that I am with him, do I still have the face?
"See, learn more..." Brother Lu came over and said to me with a proud look on his face.
"I can't stand this perverted grass-mud horse anymore." I had no choice but to strike first. When the grandson approached me, I raised my fist and punched him in the head.
This grandson must have often played games like bus and airplane battles. His body was so shushed that he knocked me down with just one punch.
I was breathing heavily, but luckily no one noticed that I was with him.
"Damn it, you just said you wanted me to be your eldest brother, why are you hitting me now and not taking you to the girls' dormitory later?" This donkey guy rubbed his head, stood up and said to me.
Although the voice was not loud, the attention of the people in the car had already been focused on the two of us. Suddenly everyone looked at me with contempt, as if, oh, it turns out this guy is also a pervert.
And the most important thing is that this guy said he would take me to the girls' dormitory. I immediately felt that I went with him to the girls' dormitory. This was an unusual decision.
As soon as the bus arrived at the next stop, under everyone's perverted looks, I pulled this donkey brother and rushed off the bus.
"Why are you dragging me down? It's still half an hour until school, and I'm going to find another pretty girl..."
"Brother, okay, let's take a taxi. It'll be cooler up there." I couldn't laugh or cry. Although this donkey guy looked vulgar and must have been extremely horny, he still didn't feel bad. I couldn't get angry even if I wanted to.
out.
Then after we got into the taxi, this guy kept showing off to me which actress he had jerked off to, and how the pornographic movies in the computer in the dormitory could not fit into 16 G, which made the taxi driver look at both of us.
The look in his eyes is also weird, like looking at a pervert.
I looked at Brother Lu who was chattering next to me, and I felt that this must be the biggest strange flower I have ever encountered in my life, and Jingfeng was even inferior in front of him.