Chapter seven hundred and eighty sixth drink too much
"I was young and ignorant at that time. To be honest, after getting married, how can you and I share so much?" Brother Lu said with a naive smile.
"Donkey, who is it?" Zhang Miya's voice came from inside.
"Fengzi." Brother Lu turned around and said, then stepped aside and let me in.
This house is not big, only more than eighty square meters, and is simply decorated. It is a hardship for a young lady like Zhang Miya to live here.
"Hey, Mia." I saw Zhang Miya sitting on the sofa watching TV, I waved and asked, "Where is my son?"
"I sent it to my dad. My dad said that we can endure hardship when we are young, but we can't endure hardship for his grandson. He hires someone to be a young master every day to provide for him." Zhang Miya said with a smile.
"Brother, let me tell you, my son will be a rich man for the third generation in the future. He is the type who drives a sports car every day to eat, drink and have fun, and takes two losers to the streets to molest women from good families." Brother Lu said with a smile.
I rolled my eyes at him: "Don't do it. If my son becomes that kind of virtuous, I will kill you as soon as possible."
"Oh my god, we spent the first half of our lives living like silks. Do you think you want my son to be a silkworm?" Brother Lu said and took out two cigarettes. When I saw them, they were Chaotianmen for ten yuan.
I teased: "What's wrong? I remember you paid twenty yuan for cigarettes before and didn't even smoke."
Brother Lu smiled: "Now that I'm living alone, I have to save everything. Now that I'm a manager, I only earn five or six thousand a month. Damn it, I'm not as rich as when I was a magician."
"No wonder." I nodded. People say that marriage can change a person. I didn't believe it before, but looking at it now, Brother Lu has really changed a lot of bad habits.
"Donkey, you chat with Fengzi for a while, I'll go down to buy groceries. Fengzi, stay and drink some wine." Zhang Miya said with a smile: "I will cook for you myself."
"Okay, okay." I nodded.
Zhang Miya took her keys, wallet and cell phone and walked out.
After Brother Lu waited for Zhang Miya to leave, he quickly said: "Damn it, do you have any Chinese in you? The emperor, the emperor is fine, but where is Yuxi?"
"Uh, what's wrong with you?" I said, taking out a pack of Yuxi and throwing it to Brother Lu.
Brother Lu took out his cigarette and took two strong puffs: "Brother, why do you smoke like taking drugs? It's so scary."
"You don't understand." Brother Lu said, "I can't ask for twenty yuan worth of cigarettes in front of my wife, because then she will feel that after she follows me, I can't even afford twenty yuan worth of cigarettes.
Guilty."
"How did I realize that you are a bit manly now?" I said with a smile.
"Didn't I have any masculinity before?" Brother Lu rolled his eyes at me and asked.
"What I'm talking about is that you are responsible for your family." I said: "In the past, when you did a business, you might have paid 50,000 to 60,000 yuan, but now you go to work in Miya's father's company and you can earn 5,000 to 6,000 yuan a month. How can you do that?"
flower."
"Damn it, stop talking. If you keep talking, I will feel uncomfortable now. In fact, Mia is suffering the most. Although I didn't recognize her cosmetics in the past, at least a bottle cost 500 to 600 yuan.
, Now, she has basically never even bought cosmetics." Brother Lu sighed and said: "Don't say that I am pretending to be poor. This family has made money for everything, including food, rice, oil and salt. Our life is really the same as ours back then.
It’s different when you’re dawdling.”
"It's your turn to act cool, it's your turn to feel more." I smiled and said, "When you become the boss in the future, just remember to support me."
"Hey, that's not easy. I'll give you the position of security captain when the time comes." Brother Lu said.
"What the hell, you're already the boss, so you want me to be a security guard?" I asked speechlessly.
"What else do you know besides fighting with others? It would be great if you could be a security guard." When Brother Lu said this, I scolded: "Damn it, I have such good skills, why do you want to be a security guard? I'll go to Tibet and let Da Kui raise me."
Can’t do it.”
"Go and become a monk, but the monks over there are pretty good. They let you eat meat and get a wife. They don't do anything every day, and there are still believers worshiping you." Brother Lu said with an envious look in his eyes.
While talking, Zhang Miya also came back from outside. She was carrying a lot of dishes in her hands. When she came in, she said: "Donkey, there seems to be some wine under the TV cabinet. You can get it out and drink some with Fengzi."
"Okay, you can cook and leave us alone." After Brother Lu said that, he took out a bottle of Moutai, then got two small glasses, poured two glasses, and I picked up the wine and took a sip.
To be honest, I can drink various types of beer whether it tastes good or bad, but I can’t drink white wine. I feel that Maotai and Lao Baiyu have the same taste.
This is probably due to my silky hair.
After drinking two drinks, Brother Lu and I put on the TV, and the cartoon Journey to the West happened to be playing on the TV.
I casually said: "By the way, we met Sun Wukong two days ago."
"Ahem." Brother Lu was taking a small sip of the wine and coughed all at once. He looked at me strangely: "What did you say?"
"Um, didn't you hear clearly? We met Sun Wukong a few days ago." As soon as I finished speaking, Brother Donkey asked: "You must be confused because you drank a few drinks."
"It is indeed Sun Wukong, the Sun Wukong in our history, who was brought about by fate. Some time ago, I either went to Inner Mongolia or went to find Brother Monkey Yujia." I said.
"Damn it, why did you hit Brother Monkey for nothing? By the way, you didn't ask Brother Monkey for an autograph or a photo? Or take a group photo." Brother Lu suddenly became excited and added: "You didn't
Will it hurt Brother Monkey?"
"As for your uncle, I still want to hurt him. As soon as his golden cudgel was thrown down, the earth was shaken. We went to the demon hunting bureau thirteen times, or only five came back. Those
I asked Brother Monkey to use a stick to crush each of them into minced meat." I was still frightened as I said this.
"So fierce? No matter, next time you see me, Brother Monkey, remember to ask for a signed photo or a group photo, otherwise I won't be able to spare you." Brother Donkey said.
"If you want, get it yourself. I don't want to become meat." I rolled my eyes at Brother Donkey.
At this time, Zhang Miya came out of the kitchen and asked with a smile: "What are you talking about? It's almost starting to get loud."
"Daughter-in-law, this grandson saw Brother Monkey and didn't want a signed photo. I'm so angry." Brother Donkey stood up and pointed at me and cursed.
"Uh." Zhang Miya looked at me strangely.
"He drank too much and was talking drunkenly." I smiled and shrugged.
"If you can't drink, just drink less. It's embarrassing." After Zhang Miya said this, she turned back to the kitchen to serve the food.
"You just drank too much, I will beat you to death." Brother Lu was so angry that his face turned red.
Can I still be afraid of him? I went up and strangled his neck and pushed him against the sofa.
"Ouch, it hurts, Fengzi, if you have something to say, please say it and don't do anything." Donkey shouted quickly after I pinned him down on the sofa.