"Birdman, who are you? My dad always talks about you at home when he has nothing to do." Li Zhuo looked at me curiously and asked.
"Boy, think carefully before you speak. In the future, if you call me Birdman again, I will beat your dad once. Do you believe it or not?" I asked with a smile.
Li Zhuo shook his little head: "You can't beat my father. My father is the most powerful. He can beat you ten times."
"Uh." I was stunned for a moment, and Li Zhuo said, "My father said that his uncle, the bird hunter, would shoot ten birds one at a time."
"Son, don't talk nonsense." Brother Lu said awkwardly: "There are not so many, just hit three or four to give your father some face."
"Oh." Li Zhuo changed his words and said, "Then my dad will beat you three or four times."
"What a cute little guy." Ah Yue's eyes lit up and she immediately picked him up and said, "Little guy, call me sister."
"Hello, Mother Yu." Li Zhuo said quickly.
"Why are you called Yu Niang Yu?" Brother Lu patted his butt.
Li Zhuo said with an aggrieved look: "Didn't you say that from now on when Uncle Birdman brings women back, I will call them Yu Niang?"
"Nonsense." Brother Lu wiped the sweat from his forehead and explained, "I thought Fengzi would bring Sister Xiaoyu here, so I taught him this way. Don't get me wrong."
Brother Lu was so eager to explain because he knew Ah Yue's identity. When he and Ah Yue met, Ah Yue didn't give him much good looks.
Ah Yue was very happy and said, "This little guy is so cute, isn't he as good as his mother?"
"Here, you have to ask if Feng Zi is lacking." Brother Lu said.
"Fuck you, what I mean is that if I want to be the mother of this child, do I have to be Zhang Lingfeng's wife?" After saying that, Ah Yue took out a jade pendant from her arms. This jade plate was not big, and there was a carving on it.
Dragon, and on the back is a demon character.
"This is my Demon King's order. As long as the monsters from my demon domain see this jade pendant, it will be like seeing me." Ah Yue said: "If this little guy encounters something difficult to solve in the future, he can go to those monsters.
Monsters help."
What a good thing.
Brother Lu's eyes lit up and he said to Li Zhuo: "Hurry up and call me mother. Why don't you keep such a precious thing quickly?"
"Mother Yu." This little guy Li Zhuo knew he had taken advantage, and he immediately called out obediently.
"Ah, it's so cute. I really want to kiss her." Ah Yue hugged Li Zhuo and turned her around twice and said, "Let's go, tell Yu Niang what you want to eat or buy, and I'll take you shopping."
"I want to eat candied haws on a stick, the kind that costs five yuan."
"Okay, let's go." After saying that, Ah Yue hugged Li Zhuo and ran out jumping.
"This." Hong Zhuo looked at Ah Yue and Li Zhuo running away in confusion.
"Ah Yue is so strong, so you don't have to worry about your child being in danger." I said with a smile.
Brother Donkey shook his head: "I'm not worried about this, but isn't this Demon King very vicious? Why does he look like a child?"
"She's just trying to scare those of you who don't know her well. She's actually just a second-rate person who comes into the house to chat." I smiled and walked in with my slippers on. When I saw it, the inside of the house hadn't changed much.
I walked in and saw that there was a memorial tablet in the hall. I saw that it was written on the memorial tablet, Zhang Lingfeng, and there were tributes on it.
"Let's go, Brother Donkey, you grandson, I'm not dead yet, why are you cursing me with this thing?" I turned around and cursed at Brother Donkey.
Brother Donkey also said: "Fuck, don't tell me, you disappeared for five years, I'm loyal enough to get you a memorial tablet, okay? Look at these tributes, bananas, fifteen yuan a pound, how expensive they are, I
I’m usually reluctant to eat such expensive food.”
I picked up a banana on the altar table and took a bite. It felt pretty good.
Generally speaking, I would not eat the food on the altar table even if I killed it. This would be disrespectful to the ghosts and gods and would bring great misfortune. However, it was originally meant to commemorate me, so it does not exist.
I took a bite and asked, "By the way, where is your wife?"
"She went back to my father-in-law's place. I didn't know you would be back today, otherwise she would have been asked to prepare food for us at home." Brother Lu sat on the sofa and said, "Where have you been in the past five years?"
"It's a long story. I got news from Liu Boqing about a cave called the Outer World..." I told Brother Lu about the cave.
After hearing this, Brother Lu sighed with emotion on his face: "Five months have passed inside, but five years have passed outside? It's really a magical place."
"Isn't it? We almost died and came back alive in the end. That snake turned into a snake was so powerful." I shook my head and said, "What about you, how have you been in the past five years?"
"What else can we do? Just wait for death." Brother Lu shrugged and said, "The workplace is very complicated. I have to calculate and calculate all day long, which makes me tired."
"If you don't like it, don't do it." I said, "Isn't it better than running a small business by yourself?"
When visiting relatives during the Chinese New Year and festivals, if you talk to relatives and friends about which big company you work for, you will have a good reputation, but working in such a workplace will make your heart very tired. However, if you do a small business, although your body will be a little tired, your heart will not be tired.
, no need to think about so many things.
"Forget it, Miya's father still wants me to be his successor. How can I say no, I won't." Brother Lu suddenly remembered something and said: "By the way, you are back, and you know that the Tianli Sect has been destroyed.
Did it fall?"
"Has the Tenri Sect been destroyed?" I asked in surprise.
Brother Lu nodded and said: "I also saw this news on Mr. Yin Yang's forum. It happened two or three years ago. It was Wu Jiu who was responsible for this matter. The Tianli Sect is almost dead."
"That's true." I smiled bitterly, nodded, and asked, "Is there anything new?"
"There are so many." Brother Lu told me many strange things in the Yin and Yang world of China in the past five years.
Although Brother Lu did not continue to stay in this circle, he said that because he wanted to find information about me, he would hang out on Mr. Yin Yang's forum when he had nothing to do, and he knew a lot of things.
Most of these are trivial matters, such as which two Mr. Yin and Yang are having a conflict or fighting. There is not much useful information.
After this chat, it was already 11 o'clock in the evening. Ah Yue also came back with the little guy Li Zhuo. Li Zhuo and Ah Yue both had a lot of snacks in their hands. When they came back, they sat happily at the guest table.
I started overeating and eating to my heart’s content.
Brother Lu and I had almost finished chatting, and then I ran to Brother Lu's house and went to sleep. As for Ah Yue, with her current condition, whether she could sleep or not tonight was a problem.
I was in a daze and felt someone touching me. I opened my eyes and saw Brother Lu next to me sleeping with me in his arms, with saliva still in his mouth. I kicked him away.
After getting dressed, I checked the time, oh, it's already ten o'clock in the morning, I have to go to Changshou to find Mr. Liu.