"Your family of three is more nourished." Brother Lu said to me lustfully.
I didn't react at first, but then after thinking about it for a moment, I kicked Brother Donkey's butt: "Get out of here, you're just a bully."
"Hey, Fengzi, I really didn't think you were that great when I was studying in the past. Now, brother, I can't even disapprove of you. Forget it, Sister Xiaoyu. We've known each other since high school. We've been childhood sweethearts. This Demon Emperor is even more powerful and I like you.
I am totally determined." Brother Lu clasped his fists and said, "I really admire you."
"Ahem, you two are chatting. If Fengzi comes back, I won't say anything. I'm going to buy groceries." Miya looked at the topic of our conversation and showed no interest at all. She said hello and turned around to buy groceries.
I said: "Come on, Ah Yue is no longer the Demon Emperor."
"Not the Demon King? What's wrong?" Brother Donkey asked strangely, taking out a cigarette and handing one over.
I lit the cigarette and told him what happened. As soon as I finished speaking, Brother Lu slapped his thigh and said: "I guess, Fengzi, Niu is just one word. I can't accept it. This Ah Yue is so fascinated by you that even the Demon King wouldn't do anything."
Really? I said you are just ordinary looking, far worse than your brother Lu, how come you are so attracted to Ah Yue?"
"I didn't know." I shrugged.
Brother Lu suddenly realized and said: "By the way, Ah Yue is a monster, and his aesthetics are different from those of us humans. I said, why does she like your boy looking like this? If you think about it, I will understand."
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"What are you looking for?" I put my arm around Brother Lu's shoulders and walked towards his house while chatting.
After returning to Brother Lu's house, I sat on the sofa. Brother Lu made me a cup of tea and said, "Fengzi, Director Luo looked for you a few days ago, but he couldn't contact me. Please let me tell you.
It’s time to go to the police station, it seems like something happened to him.”
"Something happened?" I frowned and asked, "What's wrong?"
"Anyway, he was quite anxious." Brother Lu said, "I also asked what was going on, but he said it was useless if I knew it, so he didn't tell me."
"Then let me go to the public security bureau first. Ask Ah Yue to wait for me when she comes back. Don't run around." I said and stood up.
"Let's go after dinner." Brother Donkey said.
I shook my head: "Director Luo suddenly came to me. There must be something urgent. Otherwise, why would he come to me casually? It would be better for me to go take a look."
After saying that, I walked out of Brother Lu's house and took a taxi to the Public Security Bureau.
The Public Security Bureau has been renovated once and it looks much more comfortable than before. When I walked in the door, a security guard stopped me and said politely: "Sir, who am I looking for?"
"Looking for your Director Luo," I said.
"Director Luo is busy, otherwise you can register first and wait until the director has time..."
It wasn't that I didn't respect him, but since Director Luo was looking for me, there must be something urgent, so I pushed him away and walked inside.
The security guard was talking with a walkie-talkie in the back, and I didn't bother to pay attention. I took the elevator directly and arrived at Director Luo's door.
As soon as I walked to the door, I heard a noise coming from inside.
"Fang Qi, don't touch that safe," Director Luo's roar came from inside.
Then, a person inside said: "Director Luo, since I am the person in charge of the Chongqing Monster Catching Bureau, and the things here were left by the previous person in charge, why can't I move them?"
"Why? Those are his personal belongings." Director Luo said.
"Why didn't he take his personal belongings with him? I think the things here were left behind when he was still here. Then these are the things for our demon catching bureau." The man named Fang Qi said.
"Director Luo, I won't bother you. Since this thing belongs to our Demon Catching Bureau, it is against the rules to keep it here."
"Fang Qi, put your things down for me."
"How? Are you going to go against me for such a broken safe? Detain me?"
As soon as I heard this, I understood what was going on. Damn, people are paying attention to the map of mountains and rivers and the country that I left behind.
I kicked open the office door.
Director Luo was standing next to his sofa, his face flushed, while the man named Fang Qi was holding the safe, as if he was about to leave.
This Fang Qi looks to be thirty-four or five years old, with a beard that gives people a cunning look.
"Hey, who is this gentleman? Is this the rule for coming in without knocking?" Fang Qi asked with a smile.
"Fengzi, I wish you were here." When Director Luo saw me, he breathed a sigh of relief and said, "This guy named Fang Qi wants to steal your things."
"Oh, you want it?" I looked at Fang Qi.
Fang Qi said: "Director Luo, you are also the police chief after all, so you can't talk nonsense. This thing belongs to our Monster Hunting Bureau. Even if you are the previous leader of the Chongqing Supernatural Team, this thing does not belong to you. Neither does I."
Same thing, I don’t want this thing, it’s just that it’s not good for our monster hunting bureau’s stuff to be put into the hands of outsiders, right? You used to be the leader of the paranormal team, and I did this all for work, I hope you understand.”
"Understand?" I smiled, looked at Fang Qi and said, "Tell me, who asked you to get it."
"Fengzi, it's my fault." Director Luo blushed and said to me: "I drank too much that time and accidentally revealed the contents of the safe, letting Fang Qi know that there was a treasure inside, and then he kept pestering me from time to time.
I, you want me to return the safe."
"I'm a reasonable person. It's your thing. I definitely don't want it, but it belongs to our Demon Catching Bureau." Fang Qi said calmly.
"Fang Qi, right? You are four or five years older than me. I will call you Brother Fang." I walked up to Fang Qi and said, "This thing was left to me by one of my seniors who lost his life. You really can't touch it."
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"Zhang Lingfeng, it's true that you used to be a member of the Monster Catching Bureau, but you have been missing for five years and your files have been eliminated long ago. Even if you were added again, you are just a member of the supernatural team. Is this how you talk to me? I'm Chongqing
There are more than a dozen people in the Monster Catching Bureau now, if you..."
I was too lazy to listen to this guy's nonsense, so I kicked him in the chest.
Suddenly, there was a crackling sound from his chest, and then I lifted up his collar and slapped his face with a dozen big-eared melon seeds.
He had no ability to fight back at all. I slapped him more than ten times, and his face became swollen.
"Fang Qi, this society is not about words, it's about strength. If you can take care of me, then come. If you can't take care of me, get out of here." I said and threw him on the ground.
Fang Qi was also stunned. He probably didn't expect that I would slap him like this. Then he said to me fiercely: "Zhang Lingfeng, it seems that you have entered the evil path. If you have the ability, don't run away. I am incompatible with you in the demon catching game."
"You can't represent the Monster Catching Bureau, so feel free to come and cause trouble for me." After I finished speaking, I picked up the safe from the ground. After Director Luo opened it, I saw the map of mountains and rivers and the country inside, and I felt relieved and said, "Luo
Director, please leave this matter alone."
"Fengzi, this." Director Luo looked at me hesitantly.
"Okay, I'm leaving." After I said that, I put the map of mountains and rivers in my bag and walked out. At this time, more than a dozen security guards were in the corridor, holding plastic sticks in their hands.
Later, Director Luo came out and yelled at them a few words before letting me go.
I am actually very grateful to Director Luo. He is a man of his word. The status of a member of the Monster Catching Bureau is too special. But I am no longer a member of the Monster Catching Bureau. For my sake, I offended the people of the Monster Catching Bureau.
But I was in a pretty good mood and took care of that coward named Fang Qi.
In the past five years, those masters probably died a lot due to various tasks. Guys like Fang Qi were able to join the Monster Catching Bureau. You know how strict our assessment of members of the first Monster Catching Bureau was. I was shocked at that time.
The worst one is Ling Xiao, which is only above average.
At that time, the Monster Catching Bureau could be said to have a lot of experts. Now, who knows?
When I returned to Brother Lu's house, Mia was cooking in the kitchen, while Ah Yue was holding Li Zhuo on the sofa, telling Li Zhuo ancient fairy tales.
Li Zhuo listened in a daze. As soon as I entered, I heard him say: "Mother Yu, the fairy tales you told are much better than those told by my father."
"Oh, you brat, the story I told you about the seven fairies taking a bath wasn't exciting? Believe it or not, I'll beat you up." Brother Donkey scolded.
"You know that the Seven Fairies are taking a bath." I walked in with a smile.
Brother Lu saw me coming back and asked: "Fengzi, what does Director Luo want from you?"
"It's nothing, it's just that there was a bad guy who wanted to steal my map of mountains and rivers, and asked me to beat him up. He also said that he would bring people to take revenge." I laughed.
"A fight? Where?" Ah Yue was so happy when she heard about the fight.
"Wait a minute, you get happy when you hear about a fight." I rolled my eyes at Ah Yue: "I can beat those guys with one hand, do you have the nerve to bully them?"
"Look what you said, you said that you are so powerful that you have the ability to fight with me." Ah Yue glared at me and said, "Oh, I will bite you to death."
"cut."
We chatted for a while, and Mia also prepared the food. It was only four o'clock in the afternoon and we sat down at the table.
During the meal, Ah Yue and Li Zhuo would stare at each other and argue over who would eat the big chicken drumstick and who would eat the small one.
I found that Ah Yue really likes children.
"Miya's cooking skills have improved a lot. I still remember when you and I, Sister Yu, were at the Medical University. Damn, I think I was poisoned by the rice you made." I smiled and took a bite of the food.
I can't say that Mia's cooking skills are very good now, but at least she can still eat them.
"Are you kidding me? Can the food prepared by my wife be bad?" Brother Lu said with a look of embarrassment: "Besides..."
"Wait" I raised my hand.
I looked at Ah Yue and asked, "Do you feel it?"
Ah Yue nodded: "The person you offended is really a coward, and he was found so quickly."
I felt like there was evil energy gathering around me.
I immediately said to Brother Lu: "Brother Lu, take Miya and Xiaozhuo into the bedroom, and then draw a talisman to ward off evil spirits."
"Okay, please be gentle, don't make my house have to be renovated again." Brother Lu smiled and led Miya and Xiaozhuo in without worrying about the safety of A Yue and I.