Chapter 52 Bow down and worship Xiaoming all my life
Lou Cheng felt sorry for the girl's pain, but he was thousands of miles away and couldn't do anything. He wanted to care and comfort him, but he didn't know how to express it better. After all, it was a private topic, so he looked a little anxious, like a beast trapped in a small room.
I rushed left and right and couldn't find the exit.
At this moment, he had a flash of inspiration, quickly logged out of QQ on his mobile phone, and then logged in on the computer, making an expression like hitting himself on the head with a brick: "I, I really didn't expect that, I have never been exposed to anything like this before.
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I have only seen it in health textbooks, some miscellaneous books and some discussions...
After sending this message, he opened the address book on his mobile phone and dialed Cai Zongming's number, asking for the Mouth King's off-site guidance!
Beep, beep, beep, when Yan Zheke's reply message appeared, Cai Zongming also answered the phone: "Hello, Orange?"
"King of Mouth, King of Mouth, I have something to ask you!" Lou Cheng went straight to the topic without any pleasantries.
At the same time, his eyes stayed on the computer screen and saw Yan Zheke saying with a snickering expression: "It would be strange if you looked very familiar and knowledgeable..."
Lou Cheng held the phone in one hand and typed with one finger on the other hand, and asked casually: "Are girls in special pain at this time?"
In the receiver of the mobile phone, Cai Zongming sneered: "What happened? You asked me in such a hurry, it must have something to do with your goddess! Fortunately you didn't call in the middle of the night, otherwise I would strangle you to death!"
"Haha." Lou Cheng laughed dryly, "Let me ask you, how should a girl express concern when she is not feeling well but it is not too serious?"
What happened to Yan Zheke is private and must not be told to other men!
At this time, Yan Zheke replied: "It depends on the individual's physique. Some people can be in excruciating pain, which lasts for several days before it subsides. Some people feel nothing at all and can continue to drink ice drinks. I was in extreme pain on the first day, but it was still in pain on the second day."
good."
Lou Cheng tapped the finger again, preparing to express concern and say that drinking hot water would relieve the pain if it was particularly painful.
"Hey, how to express concern in similar situations varies from person to person, but there is one thing you should never say, that is, don't let girls drink hot water." Cai Zongming's tone was full of interest.
Uh... Lou Cheng stopped his one-finger meditation, deleted all the content he just typed, and added another sentence: "I am really too naive, I thought they were all the same..."
As he was typing, he asked in confusion: "Why can't you just say drink hot water? I think it is quite effective. Besides, she is celebrating the New Year in Jiangnan Province and we are more than a thousand kilometers apart. I have no other choice."
"There are actually many answers to this question on the Internet, but I feel that none of them go straight to the essence. Considering our friendship, I will teach you Cai's experience for free." Cai Zongming put on a posture of being a teacher, "Drink hot water.
The essence of this matter lies in your degree of attentiveness, that is to say, what girls see is not what you said, what you answered, what you did, but the degree of attentiveness, attention and concern that are revealed under these superficial phenomena.
,this is the key of the problem!"
Lou Cheng was quite confused when he heard:
"Again, let's be clearer, I don't understand something."
At this time, Yan Zheke replied: "Have you ever encountered a time when your female classmate was uncomfortable in high school?"
"Everyone feels uncomfortable sometimes..." Lou Cheng made an innocent expression, unable to type more words.
On the other end of the phone, Cai Zongming explained: "Think about it, how long did it take you to think about it and how much energy did you use when you said the words "drink hot water"?"
"What happened in the blink of an eye, I almost said it out loud when I thought about it." Lou Cheng seemed to understand.
Cai Zongming laughed loudly and said: "Fortunately, you called me in time. You see, drinking hot water to care for a girl can't even kill a few of your brain cells, and it doesn't even waste any of your time."
, don’t you think this is too perfunctory? Is it not careful enough and not paying enough attention?”
"I understand!" Lou Cheng suddenly realized.
Cai Zongming clicked his tongue and said: "Children can be taught, so even if you use some brain cells to find or think of a joke to tell the girl to distract her, it is better than just saying drink hot water and laugh or not."
You have to talk about it separately. At least she can see that you are thinking hard about it instead of just perfunctory. Now that you understand the essence, isn't it easy to care about it? The important thing is not what you said or did, but what you said and did.
This process reflects your dedication and attention.”
"For example, what is the most attentive and thoughtful expression? Book a flight immediately, fly there overnight, show up at her door early the next morning, and if her condition does not improve, take her to the hospital, take care of her, and run away
After running around, if her condition has improved, bring some of her favorite breakfast and work for her in the kitchen. Of course, it doesn’t matter if it doesn’t matter, use it with caution. If there are other people in her family, use it with caution. If you don’t have money, use it with caution...
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"Let me go, Love Saint, listening to your words is better than ten years of reading!" Lou Cheng listened carefully and exclaimed while looking at the content on the computer screen.
Yan Zheke replied: "You boys, are you all so slow? When I was in No. 1 Middle School, a girl from our class once came to visit her aunt. Her face was very pale. Her deskmate didn't notice it at all, and she still wanted her to continue to help.
Bring breakfast, bring a ghost!"
"I always bring breakfast for others..." Lou Cheng typed each letter one by one.
Hearing his admiration, Cai Zongming exclaimed: "I have taught you the essence of Cai's mental method. How to use it depends on your own understanding! I can only help you so far!"
Lou Cheng shouted sincerely:
"King of Mouth! You are my idol!"
"Go away, don't think you want to miss out on the teacher-appreciation banquet with such a compliment! Treat me to a big dinner when school starts!" Cai Zongming said "viciously" and hung up the phone.
Putting down his phone, Lou Cheng saw that Yan Zheke hadn't replied yet. He realized that he was chatting on QQ while on the phone just now, and the content he sent seemed a bit perfunctory, so he immediately added:
"After you said that, I seem to understand something. That is a problem that has been bothering me for a long time!"
This is indeed inspired by Yan Zheke's previous article, but there are too many words and it is not suitable for one-finger meditation.
"What's going on?" Yan Zheke responded with a puzzled expression.
Lou Cheng said with a shocked expression: "One time, my deskmate seemed to be very uncomfortable and asked for sick leave to go home after class. The girl at the desk behind me even supported her and tied a piece of her own clothes around her waist.
, I was confused at the time and said that my deskmate was sick and had a cold and needed clothes to keep warm. Why was it tied around the waist and hanging down to the thighs? What was the use of it? When I came back from the table behind me, I asked her, she
He just gave me a blank look."
"I've never understood it, but I finally understand it today. It turns out that's what it is. Clothes are used to cover traces!"
It should have penetrated like the advertisement said...
"Haha, it's good if I didn't scold you." Yan Zheke replied.
Lou Cheng saw that his topic made her feel a little better and more confident. Based on Xiao Ming's theory, he asked, "Does your stomach still hurt a lot?"
"It hurts." Yan Zheke answered briefly.
Lou Cheng said with a smile: "I know a way to help you relieve pain?"
"What can I do?" Yan Zheke looked surprised and disbelieving.
Lou Cheng replied: "It's a great way to divert attention! As long as you don't think about the stomachache, you won't feel too uncomfortable."
"Although I don't think there will be any good results, I still give it a try, maybe? What are you going to use to divert my attention?" Yan Zheke said with a pitiful expression.
Lou Cheng thought for a while: "I'll sacrifice myself and tell you my embarrassing story!"
"Haha, how embarrassing is that?" Yan Zheke posted the expression of a cute cat sitting upright and waiting for food.
"During the military training in early September, wouldn't it be true that if you do well in lining up and marching, you will participate in the final reporting performance?"
"Xiao Ming deliberately performed badly, but after being punished several times by the instructor, he did not get better. As a underachiever, he was kicked out of the performance team and began to take on the 'heavy responsibility' of carrying food and vegetables every day, washing pots and sweeping the floor. Normally, he does not have to do it anymore
During training, you can hide under the shade of a tree and rest leisurely.”
"After that, I was led astray by him. When the instructor was screening personnel, I deliberately failed to make a good choice and was not selected. I also joined the logistics team."
Lou Cheng wrote sentence by sentence, so as not to take too long between typing, causing Yan Zheke's attention to return to his stomachache.
"Then what? It will only make people envious, not an embarrassment." Yan Zheke asked.
Lou Cheng made a sad expression:
"A few days after the beautiful day, the instructor gathered us together and took us to another toilet. He said that there are too many classes in this camp and it is dirty. You students who are not participating in the report performance should work harder and clean more."
"My classmate Xiao Ming and I almost vomited when we went in and took a look."
Yan Zheke made a laughing expression: "I told you to be lazy! You know what retribution is!"
Lou Cheng replied with a tearful expression: "When we came out to take a few breaths of fresh air, the instructor proudly said that the students at your Songda University are of good quality, unlike the school in front where the toilets are dirty and there are ponds and grass in the back.
I asked them to pick it up and sweep it by themselves... Before he could finish his words, classmate Xiao Ming and I really retched and it was so hard that we couldn't spit it out."
"It's so disgusting. We girls take turns carrying the food and cleaning, and we pay more attention to it, so it's okay." Yan Zheke said with a flickering expression in his eyes, "Diverting attention seems to be useful, are there any other embarrassing things?
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Lou Cheng racked his brains and sorted out the embarrassing things from childhood to adulthood that would not affect his image. Speaking of them one by one, Yan Zheke was very interested and in a high mood. It seemed that he had really forgotten some parts.
pain.
"Are there any more oranges?" Yan Zheke is like Lou Cheng who listened to his mother telling stories when he was a child. He will always ask if there are any more oranges?
Lou Cheng's mind went blank for a moment. He felt that he had said everything he could say. After thinking hard again, he said: "No more... shall we use other methods to divert attention?"
Yan Zheke sent a smiling expression: "My stomach doesn't seem to hurt so much. I can try to sleep. When I wake up tomorrow, I will be a good man again! Chengzi, can you sing? Sing me a song, I will listen to the song
Fall asleep."
This was a rare request from Yan Zheke. Lou Cheng said without hesitation: "Yes, although it's not very nice, but at least it's not out of tune. Which song do you want to listen to?"
After sending the message, he logged out of QQ on his computer and logged in on his mobile phone.
"You choose." Yan Zheke said with a snickering expression.
Lou Cheng thought for a while, pressed the voice button, and blurted out: "Twinkle and twinkle, the sky is full of little stars..."
"Haha, you're so funny, keep going." Yan Zheke also replied in voice, obviously in a good mood.
"Stars in the sky..." After singing this, Lou Cheng suddenly changed the melody and said, "Beidou!"
"Pfft!" Yan Zheke made a "I'm laughing so hard" expression.
One sentence after another, the singing echoed lightly in the room. After an unknown amount of time, Yan Zheke said: "Chengzi, I am very happy today, good night~"
"Good night, see you tomorrow!" Lou Cheng said with a smile.
Yan Zheke replied with a voice message, saying in a joking and matching tone: "Dabao, see you every day~"
Even if this is not enough to explain too much, Lou Cheng is unspeakably happy, with a smile filling his face.
Hey, see you every day!
By the way, what is today's number? Write it down in a "little notebook", this is key information!
When Yan Zheke fell asleep, he giggled for a long time before suddenly coming back to his senses:
"Shit! There is a competition tomorrow, and I still have a lot of martial arts videos to watch!"