Immediately when the three of them were about to walk in, the two cranes at the door flapped their wings and stopped the three of them.
"Are the two Taoist priests attending the Immortal Banquet?" A crane tilted its head and asked.
"Exactly." Quan Yangzi saluted and said, "I wonder why the two cranes stopped Pindao?"
"Unknown Taoists have to give gifts before they can enter. The immortality given by the immortals is not free." Another crane said lazily while combing its feathers.
Quan Yangzi said: "I have never heard that you have to give gifts in order to participate in the Immortal Banquet."
"Although this is the case, they all came with gifts, but they haven't sent them out yet. How can you have the nerve to attend the Immortal Meeting with empty hands? Do you want to cheat on food and drinks?" Xianhe's voice was a bit annoyed.
Li Xiuyuan asked: "I wonder if it is the Yunya Immortal who wants to receive gifts, or you two cranes?"
"You are so rude, you can't participate in the Immortal Banquet, go away, go away." The two cranes flapped their wings and rushed towards Li Xiuyuan, as if they wanted to drive him away.
"You rotten bird, how dare you block my way. You don't even know how to write the word "death". I'll give you a beating."
Before Li Xiuyuan and Quan Yangzi could speak, the ginseng baby couldn't help but kicked out, and its white and tender feet kicked a crane on the head.
"Gah~!"
The crane screamed strangely and flew straight away, hitting the stone wall next to it so hard that the nearby rock wall cracked.
These feet are really strong.
Fortunately, he was not kicked by this bear before, otherwise his appearance would have been ruined, Li Xiuyuan thought to himself.
However, the crane was not dead. After all, it was already a spirit that could speak human words. It only had broken bones and injuries.
The ginseng baby folded his arms and looked at the other crane with disdain: "What? You also want to block my way? It just so happens that my other foot is also a little itchy. Your face is almost the same as my foot.
It’s big, just perfect for scratching.”
"Gah, someone is making trouble, gah, someone is trying to kill the crane, please help me." The other crane was frightened and hurriedly flapped its wings and fled into Yunya Cave.
When the ginseng baby saw it escaping, it had no intention of letting it go. It immediately flew out and sat on the crane, grabbed its neck, and punched its head.
"You rotten bird, why are you so arrogant? You deserve to be beaten. Today, Mr. Japan is going to beat you up. Tell me to admit your mistake."
The crane screamed out in pain, but the ginseng baby refused to let go, and its fists and kicks were not gentle at all.
"Spare your life, spare your life, sir, the little demon knows you are wrong, you know you are wrong." Xianhe was beaten so hard that he quickly changed his words and admitted his mistake.
"Kneel down and call me daddy, dear boy." Ginseng Baby said.
Xianhe was the opponent of Ginseng Baby here and there. In the end, he knelt down with a humiliating thud and lowered his head: "Dad, I know I was wrong."
"That's pretty much it. Now you know how powerful I am. If you dare to block my way next time, I will pluck out your feathers and roast you alive." The ginseng baby patted her chubby palms and was satisfied.
Jumped down from the crane.
Quan Yangzi, who was standing next to him, saw this scene and suddenly said: "Such a scene seems familiar."
"" Li Xiuyuan's mouth twitched.
Of course it looks familiar, because this is the method I used to educate the ginseng baby just now. I didn't expect that the ginseng baby would learn so quickly, and he would understand it in an instant and apply what he learned. He is really a genius.
"Let's go, you two incompetent Taoists, why don't you hurry up and follow my footsteps and study hard? What's the future of showing off those useless spells all day long? You deserve to never become an immortal in your life." Ginseng Baby's little head
He raised his head and said proudly.
Li Xiuyuan's face darkened and he walked over. He stretched out his hand to pinch the chubby face of the ginseng baby and said, "That's right. You hit them hard enough. You almost beat two cranes to death. How could you hit them? Why don't you go to the Heavenly Palace?"
ah."
When the ginseng baby saw Li Xiuyuan's face, she immediately recalled her previous fear and knelt on the ground: "Dad, please let me go."
"I can let you go, cure them, and apologize again. If these two cranes forgive you, let this matter go. If they don't forgive you, you can figure it out yourself. Since you learn things so quickly, then
Let me teach you the second truth, you must be responsible for what you do." Li Xiuyuan said with a smile on his face.
He smiled and patted its chubby face.
"Damn guy."
The ginseng baby stared at Li Xiuyuan angrily.
But out of fear of Li Xiuyuan's fist, it ran to the two cranes and spit out a mouthful of phlegm each: "Bah, this mouthful of phlegm is rewarded to you by me. You were beaten very well by me just now. I believe that this mouthful of phlegm will be appreciated."
For the sake of phlegm, you will forgive me."
The two cranes immediately nodded, and then their voices changed and they said with a bit of a flattering smile: "Isn't it just a few beatings? It doesn't matter. I like to come and beat you at any time. Please go slowly. Do you want us to give you a gift?"
?Uncle, you had a great time attending the Immortal Banquet,"
I thought these two cranes would have some backbone, but I didn't expect them to be so groveling in the blink of an eye.
Ginseng Baby nodded with satisfaction: "Because you are so aware of current affairs, I will come and beat you up when I have time in the future."
"You are so generous, sir. Remember to beat me a few more times when the time comes." A crane shouted.
Why are you two cranes so mean? What about your shame and your integrity? That was not the case just now.
Li Xiuyuan looked strange and thought in his mind.
But when he saw the two cranes licking the ginseng baby's spit on the ground with hungry looks, he understood again.
A ginseng baby who has practiced Taoism for five hundred years takes a mouthful of phlegm. Where is the phlegm, it is the elixir.
Xianhe got these two doses of medicine, which was at least better than ten years of practice, and the serious injuries from the beating also recovered quickly in an instant.
No wonder his face changed and turned into such a humble look.
"Let's go."
Li Xiuyuan didn't want to continue looking at the two cranes happily licking the saliva of the ginseng babies, and immediately strode into Yunya Cave.
Although it is a cave, it is huge inside.
As soon as he walked in, Li Xiuyuan smelled a fragrance. Among the fragrance was the rich fragrance of fairy wine, the fragrance of blooming flowers, the sandalwood in the incense burner, and the body fragrance of fairies.
At the same time, sweet fairy music came, and from a distance he saw a palace in the cave with beauties dancing gracefully. There were guests on both sides, including Taoists, Confucianists, monks, ghosts, gods, and spirits.
It seems that Yun Yaxian has a wide circle of friends and meets all kinds of people.
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