Chapter five hundred and ninety fourth battle three hundred rounds
Earning eight hundred immortals to go to the Immortal Palace is the biggest gain of this trip.
Li Xiuyuan had no such plan originally, it just happened to happen. Since it was an opportunity, he naturally couldn't let it go.
But when he returned to Yunya Cave, his originally good mood suddenly turned bad.
"Drive, drive, run faster and listen to my words. I guarantee that you will eat well and live happily." A chubby doll was sitting on a crane, grabbing the crane's neck as if riding a horse.
Commanding the crane to run around in the cave.
Sometimes the crane flew to the beam, sometimes jumped on the desks, sometimes flapped its wings and flew in the air, making bursts of crane calls.
It was originally a neat fairy cave, but now it is a mess.
All kinds of fairy fruits and fine wines were scattered on the floor.
What made Li Xiuyuan the most angry was that the ginseng boy's face was red from drunkenness, and he was holding a wine bottle in his hand. He was drinking and singing like the madman.
"Hey, hey, where did such a beautiful fairy sister come from? Come, have a drink with me. From now on, I will follow you. I will make you wear gold and silver, rich and glorious. Come, drink this drink and you will become my uncle.
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The ginseng baby came flying towards here on a crane. When it was drunk, it imitated the playboy and teased Third Sister Fox.
Third Sister Hu was stunned for a moment, then looked at the drunken ginseng baby with a smile: "This uncle has a good drinker, but my family is very drunk, but I can't bear this wine."
The ginseng baby let out a wine burp, and said with a serious face on her red face: "Since the fairy sister is not strong enough to drink, I will drink this glass of wine for you. As the saying goes, there is a bright moonlight in front of the bed. I suspect it is frost on the ground. Look up.
The bright moon, bowing my head and thinking about my hometown, is such a good poem, such a good poem."
After speaking, he raised his neck and drank a full cup.
"You naughty kid, you should be beaten, bang~!"
Li Xiuyuan slapped him away without hesitation.
"Pfft~!"
The ginseng baby tilted his neck and spurted out a mouthful of wine. He flew out of the crane and finally hit the wall not far away with a loud bang.
"You are rebelling. You even dare to fight me. Who are you? Come forward. I will fight you for three hundred rounds. Whoever gives up is a coward."
The ginseng baby immediately turned over and stood up, stepping on the tables with his feet, looking very angry.
"It's me. Why, do you want to fight me for 300 rounds?" Li Xiuyuan strode over with a dark face.
"Um?"
Ginseng Baby rubbed his drunken eyes. He saw a dangling figure walking towards him. He didn't see it clearly until he got closer. His eyes widened immediately and his whole body was filled with excitement. Even the drunkenness was dispelled.
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An inexplicable memory came to mind, and it once again recalled the fear of being dominated by that man.
"I've only been away for a few days, but you are already very capable. You drink, flirt with women, beat cranes, and become the king and hegemon here, right? I wonder if you, a skinned and tender person like you, have been boiled in soup? Five hundred years?
I haven’t drunk ginseng soup yet. I heard that eating it can prolong life. Why don’t I stew it for you today? Let’s see if it really has this effect.”
Li Xiuyuan's eyes flashed with a strange light, as if he were a butcher, and it was the meat on the chopping board.
"Wait, wait, listen to the coward's explanation, things are not what you think." The ginseng baby was shocked and hurriedly stretched out his chubby little hand to stop her.
"Explanation? Okay, I don't have much experience in teaching and educating people, but I have a lot of experience in fighting. I happened to come back from a fight just now, and my hands are hot. If we have anything to say, we can talk while we fight." Li Xiuyuan clenched his fist and said,
The muscles in his arms have bulged.
At this moment he seemed to have turned into a brutal and rude warrior.
If you don't scare this ginseng baby, you really don't know how high the sky is.
The evil nature is so deep that it is useless to rely on oral education.
"The wind is tight, pull it." The ginseng baby screamed, turned around and ran away.
The chubby body crawls into the wall whenever it sees it.
Its Earth Escape spell is unique. If it holds its breath for long enough, even immortals can't catch it. This is the ginseng essence's innate ability, which no one else can envy.
However, as soon as its head penetrated into the wall, it felt its whole body become light and its feet left the ground.
A rough palm had already pinched his neck.
"Ah, damn it, my magic is so powerful, why can't I escape from your grasp? I don't accept it," the ginseng baby shouted in horror.
Li Xiuyuan sneered and said: "Give up, you are a three-legged cat and you still want to slip away from my hands. Even if you become an immortal, you may not be able to slip away from my hands. I will definitely give you a beating today."
, no one can change it.”
After saying that, he slapped it hard on its butt.
"Ah~!"
The ginseng baby screamed like a killing pig: "I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to be beaten to death by you."
"I can't die, the pain is real." Li Xiuyuan showed no mercy.
He may be able to beat other monsters to death with his fists and kicks, but this ginseng baby was born with fairy grass and has a great ability to heal itself. It only hurts but cannot be damaged at all.
"I'm really going to die, I'm going to die."
The ginseng baby suddenly opened his eyes wide, his limbs stiffened, his legs froze, his eyes rolled up, his tongue stuck out, and he fell to the ground, his face turned blue, and he looked like he was scared to death.
"Pah." Li Xiuyuan hit him again, but there was no more movement from the ginseng baby.
"Sir, did you scare away its soul?" Third Sister Hu opened her eyes and said.
Li Xiuyuan smiled and said: "Since it's already dead, it's better to stew it today to save me wasting time on it."
"Don't, don't stew me, I'm just pretending, I'm just pretending." The ginseng baby hurriedly opened his eyes and shouted in horror.
"I knew you were just faking it, but you still wanted to deceive me with your acting skills." Li Xiuyuan was furious and punched and kicked him again.
I was beaten for half an hour.
Even though he had extraordinary physical strength, he was a little tired and couldn't help but gasp.
"Let me go when you're tired of beating me. I want to break off our relationship with you." The ginseng baby shouted. Its eyes were swollen, its nose was crooked, its little face was bulging, and it was bruised and bruised.
But as soon as it stopped, its injuries quickly recovered at a speed visible to the naked eye.
Fists and kicks cannot cause substantial damage to the ginseng baby. The ginseng baby is a wood, so injuries caused by hitting it with gold objects will be difficult to heal.
"Half an hour is not enough, so I will beat you for a day and a night to see if you are afraid." Li Xiuyuan gritted his teeth, not believing that beating you would scare you from this naughty kid.
Immediately, he randomly picked up a fairy fruit scattered on the ground. After eating it, his physical strength immediately recovered and his energy was high.
"You're such a shameless person that you're taking medicine with you?" The ginseng baby turned around and ran away in horror.
However, he was still grabbed by Li Xiuyuan: "This is only the second round, why are you running? We are going to fight for 300 rounds. Come, come, don't leave. Whoever leaves is a son of a bitch."
"I'm a coward, not a son of a bitch. It hurts me to death." The ginseng baby screamed again.
After another hour.
The screams in the cave subsided. During this period, many immortals came curiously to ask what was going on. However, when they saw Li Xiuyuan beating the ginseng baby, they left as if nothing had happened.
No matter how much the ginseng baby screamed for help, it was of no use.
Save it? Joke.
This ginseng baby was bought by Li Xiuyuan. It would be a mercy not to eat it. Only Li Xiuyuan was willing to teach him so patiently. You must know that if such naughty monsters are not taught well, they will either cause harm to the world or to themselves.
Commit murder and robbery.
It's better to be beaten than to be killed.
Isn’t there a saying in the mortal world that filial sons emerge from the stick?
Which immortal was not beaten when he was the son of man?
Therefore, Li Xiuyuan's move will only be praised by some people, and no one will say that it is too harsh because it is still a child.
But it didn't take long for the ginseng baby's cry to stop.
Inside Yunya Cave.
Li Xiuyuan sat on the stool and looked at the ginseng baby who was busy in the hall seriously. It stuck its butt out and was scrubbing the floor, straightening the tables and chairs, and picking up the fairy fruits scattered on the floor.
"After you have packed up your things, go and apologize to those cranes. Aren't you a ginseng baby? There's not much of anything, just a lot of medicine, right? Each of the cranes you bullied took one sip of the medicine and ate so many things to make up for it.
Isn’t it a bit unreasonable to not vomit out a little bit of my body?
If I don't let you know the price of bullying others, you will never be able to make a difference in the future."
In the past few days since he left, who knows how much immortal fruit and fine wine this ginseng baby had eaten, which Immortal Yunya had worked hard to collect for many years.
If all this ginseng baby is digested, it is estimated that the Taoxing will rise for at least two to three hundred years.
Sure enough, taking supplements is the fastest way to practice.
It's just that this method is too demanding, and treasures in the world are rare. If Li Xiuyuan hadn't accepted Immortal Yunya's cave, this ginseng baby would never have been able to eat one meal in his life.
"I know, I know." The ginseng baby replied timidly, her nose twitching and her tears not yet finished flowing.
"Sir, did you hit it too hard? It was frightened." Third Sister Hu looked at the ginseng baby who was cleaning the house and said with some sympathy.
Li Xiuyuan said: "It has been bad at learning since its birth. This bad nature has been deeply ingrained. If it cannot be corrected, its character will definitely die in the future. Even if it does not do any serious evil, it will cause great trouble.
It's a good thing to be a little harsh towards it now. It will understand when its character matures.
Solved."
"This ginseng baby is very wild. He doesn't know the power of karma and retribution, and he doesn't understand the dangers of the world. He thinks that he is the biggest in the world. This approach, in my opinion, is seeking death.
"Look at how smart you fox spirits are. As soon as your intelligence is awakened, there will be old fox spirits who will teach the fox spirits how to read and read, learn how to behave, how to understand good and evil, and how to restrain their own evil deeds. This is the way to achieve enlightenment.
The spirituality that a spirit should have. If a spirit cannot gain humanity and spirituality, it must restrain itself.
His animal nature will sooner or later degenerate into a demon."
When Third Sister Hu heard that she had been praised and praised, a smile appeared on her face immediately: "So the young master is more of a fox girl, right?"