The big bell of Xuanhuan Palace rang, and the disciples of Xuanxiao Palace immediately took action and entered a state of high alert, ready to sacrifice themselves at any time to protect Xuanxiao Palace.
The mechanism rumbled open, revealing its ferocious fangs and teeth, telling Ouyang Doudou and those who were lurking in the dark and wanted to take advantage of Xuanxiao Palace...
Xuanxiao Palace is not that easy to bully. Even if Ouyang Doudou brings a large army and wants to kill him, he will still have to pay the price in blood!
"Xuan Shaoqi, what the hell do you mean? Are you kidding me?"
Doudou stood at the foot of the mountain, watching the Xuanxiao Palace's mechanisms rumble up, and his expression became quite ugly.
Bastard Xuan Shaoqi, you are playing tricks on me. I haven’t settled the accounts with you yet, and you still dare to set up a mechanism to beat me. This is so fucking annoying.
Doudou was so angry that he took off his armor and yelled again: "Xuan Shaoqi, you are not a fucking human being. You have not done what you promised me, and now you dare to turn on the machine to beat me. You are fucking justified."
"His uncle, I ran for four days and three nights. My horse almost broke its legs. I finally made it to Xuanxiao Palace. What was the result? I failed again."
"Xuan Shaoqi, you bastard, have you ever given birth to a son..."
Bang...a ball of yellow mud fell from the sky and hit Doudou in the mouth.
"Bah, bah, bah..." When Doudou reached his mouth, he was hit back by the yellow mud and kept spitting out the mud. The soldiers beside him immediately came up with water to rinse Doudou's mouth.
"Ouyang Doudou, keep your mouth clean." Xuan Shaoqi stood on the observation deck, looking down at Ouyang Doudou, his brows frowning unconsciously.
so many people?
What does Ouyang Doudou want to do? Do you really want to demolish his Xuanxiao Palace?
"Bah...my mouth is not clean? Then what does it mean to be clean? Xuan Shaoqi, I tell you, I have already given you enough face. If Qingchen hadn't known you, I would have led my troops to razing Xuanxiao Palace.
The ground is flat."
"What a strong tone. Just a few of you want to raze my Xuanxiao Palace to the ground? Doudou, do you want to give it a try?" Xuan Shaoqi was not nervous at all. Doudou said Qingchen, and
It means he really won't come.
"My uncle, Doudou, how many times have I told you not to call me Doudou anymore, call me General Ouyang, do you hear me?" Doudou jumped in anger.
More than ten years have passed, and Doudou still has the same temperament. In other words, Doudou is even more irritable than before. It is common for Doudou to get into fights at the slightest disagreement.
"You are full of foul language, does Qingchen know?" Xuan Shaoqi had a headache.
Ouyang Doudou is a child who has not grown up. After so many years, he has not changed.
"Why are you so full of foul language? I'm the eldest man. That's what big men talk like. Qingchen won't care about me." Doudou looked proud and almost forgot the purpose of his visit: "No, Xuan Shaoqi, you old bastard,
Don't try to change the subject."
"Why did I change the subject?" Xuan Shaoqi was also dissatisfied. What did he do to make Ouyang Doudou call him an old bastard in front of so many people?
"You also said you didn't change the subject. Aren't you just afraid that I would cause trouble, so you just talked about him?" After saying the last sentence, Doudou felt proud.
I dare to say that I am full of foul language, but I am also good at criticizing...
"Do you know how to use words? What do you mean by talking about him? What did I say?" Xuan Shaoqi was so angry that he didn't know where he offended Doudou.
"You still say no, you are pretending, just pretend." Doudou was so angry that he threw the sword in his hand to the ground, raised his neck, pointed at Xuan Shaoqi: "Xuan Shaoqi, you bastard, promised me something
You didn't do it, and you're still here pretending."
"What did I promise you?" Xuan Shaoqi felt aggrieved. He had been so busy recently that he had no time to pay attention to Doudou.
"You, you, you..." Doudou pointed at Xuan Shaoqi, his fingers unable to stop trembling.
He was angry, he was so angry, Xuan Shaoqi was not a thing, he made his trip in vain, and he still doesn't admit it now.
"Xuan Shaoqi, you bastard, you clearly promised me that you would help me keep Nai Bao. I said I would go with Nai Bao, but what happened? I finally got here, but Nai Bao left. You
You didn't help me keep this person, do you think you are still a thing?" Doudou became more and more angry as she spoke, and finally sat down on the ground, groaning in anger...
"What are you talking about?" Xuan Shaoqi was confused and had no idea what Doudou was talking about.
"Look, if you still don't admit it now, are you a man?" Doudou jumped up again, and Xuan Shaoqi was dumbfounded. Doudou is already so old, but you are still so out of touch?
Looking at the soldiers behind him, they looked completely unfazed. It is conceivable that Doudou must have always been like this.
Xuan Shaoqi is really worried about Doudou's soldiers, but what he has to worry about now is himself: "What do I admit? I don't know what you are talking about. When did I agree to help you keep the baby?"
Xuan Shaoqi looked puzzled. He had no idea what Doudou was talking about. Doudou showed a genuine smile and said rather disdainfully: "Look, look... I said you wouldn't admit it, but you really
deny."
Doudou snorted arrogantly: "Xuan Shaoqi, I look down on you."
"Ouyang Doudou, you speak with evidence, don't talk nonsense, if you keep talking nonsense, believe it or not, I will kill you." Xuan Shaoqi was also confused. He had no idea what was going on.
Dou was scolded so hard that he couldn't help it no matter how good his temper was.
"Kill me? What, are you trying to kill people and silence them?" Doudou stretched his neck forward, full of provocation. Xuan Shaoqi couldn't help but move his fingers slightly, and a leaf flew over and cut directly
Doudou's neck...
Doudou was startled and quickly got out of the way, but it was still too late...
The leaf scratched Doudou's neck, leaving a bloody trail.
Doudou stretched out his hand and touched it, his face turned dark immediately: "Xuan Shaoqi, are you serious?"
"You've already scolded me, can I really not come?"
No matter how fried Doudou is, it won't reach the sky.
"You, you, you are shameless. You have deceived my feelings, and now you want to hit me. I will die." Xuan Shaoqi is too far away, and Doudou can't reach him at all. What should I do if he can't hit me?
?
Splash.
Doudou picked up a handful of stones and threw them at Xuan Shaoqi, but no matter how hard he tried, he could not hit Xuan Shaoqi. Xuan Shaoqi was standing too high and too far away.
Xuan Shaoqi looked at Doudou like a clown, while the soldiers behind Doudou covered their faces, wishing they had never seen Doudou.
Such a shameful thing is not their general, and they don't want to have anything to do with such a general.
Normally in the military camp, they would be so out of place, but now their shame has been thrown outside, and they really have no shame to see anyone.
No order was needed, only a "swish" sound was heard, and the tens of thousands of people brought by Doudou retreated in unison, keeping a distance from Doudou, pretending that they were not the same group as Doudou.
"Brother, you are still interesting enough." Doudou did not understand the sentiments of the soldiers at all, and thanked them with a grateful face, and then...
Take a few steps back.
The soldiers retreated, which gave Doudou more space to display his skills. Doudou didn't believe it anymore, so he couldn't even deal with Xuan Shaoqi.
"Xuan Shaoqi, if I don't beat you down today, my surname will not be Ouyang!"
Doudou gritted his teeth and spoke arrogantly, but...
Is Xuan Shaoqi afraid that Ouyang Doudou will say harsh words to me?
Especially for such immature and cruel words, Xuan Shaoqi would be afraid.
Xuan Shaoqi said calmly: "Doudou, I remember that your surname is not Ouyang, but Fengli, right? Is it necessary to make a curse out of the fact that your surname is not Ouyang? Do you think I am three years old?
Where’s the child?”
"When did my last name stop being Ouyang? Qingchen said that as long as I am happy, I can be Ouyang Doudou for the rest of my life." Doudou looked proud.
As good as Ouyang Doudou is, he can do whatever he wants. If he wants to change his name to Fengli Doudou, he has to work as hard as Fengliyou for the Fengli clan, maybe it won't be good.
Look at how kind Qingchen is to him, be jealous, be envious...
Huh... This is something Xuan Shaoqi can't help but envy and hate.
Xuan Shaoqi was angry and funny: "I don't care what name you want to call me. In short... I don't care why you came. Take the army away now. You are not welcome in Xuanxiao Palace."
"You don't welcome me? If Naibao hadn't been here, you would have thought that I was willing to come. In such a shabby place, you are the only one who can take advantage of him." Doudou firmly refused to admit it. He was quite envious of Xuan Shaoqi's place.
, what a wonderful place, easy to defend but difficult to attack, it is a battleground for military strategists.
"Nai... Rongrui has left, you can get out." Xuan Shaoqi immediately changed his tune when he thought of Wang Jinling's reminder not to call Nai Bao by his nickname in front of his ministers.
"It's all you. If it weren't for your incompetence, I wouldn't have been able to catch up. Now that Naibao is gone, how can you compensate me?" Doudou still didn't stop and continued to throw stones at Xuan Shaoqi.
Doudou was beating Xuan Shaoqi like a bird. He kept jumping up and tried his best to knock Xuan Shaoqi down, but Xuan Shaoqi was standing high, let alone the rocks Doudou hit.
Once it reaches the hem of his clothes, it can only fly under Xuan Shaoqi's feet.
But Doudou was not discouraged, and continued to fight even if he couldn't beat him...
Xuan Shaoqi had lost his temper after being tortured by him: "Ouyang Doudou, let me tell you again. I really didn't receive the letter you mentioned. You asked me to help you keep your highness, and I didn't know anything about it.
, you'd better leave me right now, I'll pretend nothing happened, otherwise..."
"Otherwise, what do you want?" Doudou stopped throwing stones, straightened up and asked, "If I don't move forward, no matter how powerful your Xuanxiao Palace's mechanisms are, they won't be able to do anything to me."
Having said this, Doudou couldn't help but feel proud.
Qingchen praised him as a born general. This is absolutely true. He is a genius!
"Ouyang Doudou, are you forcing me to take action?" Xuan Shaoqi said, even clay figures have a temper, Ouyang Doudou is really annoying.
He finally understood why Zuo An wanted to beat this guy to death.
It’s really not easy for Zuo An to endure Doudou for so many years.
"Take action? Okay... If you have the ability, come down and fight. You think I'm afraid of you." Doudou deceived Xuan Shaoqi in his dreams, and then gave Xuan Shaoqi a good beating to get rid of his birdy attitude.
After four days and three nights, his thighs were worn out.
He managed not to get lost and arrived in time, but Nai Bao left a night earlier than him. If Doudou wasn't angry, he wouldn't be Ouyang Doudou...
"You asked for it, so don't be rude to me. Someone..." Xuan Shaoqi sneered and immediately ordered the people from Xuanxiao Palace to take action.
"I'm afraid of you." Doudou became excited when he heard that. He threw the pebbles in his hand, picked up the armor and put it on his body, then quickly got on his horse...
Xuan Shaoqi was lucky enough to see the ruffian become a general instantly.
This gap... is really not that big, especially when Dou Dou puts on a helmet and covers his face, he looks like a murderous general, without even the slightest bit of a loser's temperament.
Sitting on the horse, Doudou waved his sword and ordered: "Form up and defend!"
Yes, Xuanxiao Palace is now the main attacker, and Doudou is mainly defensive.
Well, Doudou will not admit that he brought so many people here because he wanted to use the formation of Xuanxiao Palace to train his soldiers.
Hush, you must not let Xuan Shaoqi know about this, maybe he will cry...
Doudou was full of fighting spirit, and his soldiers were well prepared. They immediately set up a defensive formation, hoping to take advantage of this most difficult mechanism in the world, but...
Before they could move, they were caught off guard by the people from Xuanxiao Palace. They were all stunned on the spot, not knowing how to fight back...
"Bang... bang!"
Big bags were thrown at Doudou and the others from top to bottom. They landed on the shield and exploded instantly. Then... the feces and urine inside flew out and splashed on the people's shields and clothes.
This is not the worst thing. Eight out of ten of the worst little shit bags will fall on the top of the head, then explode and rain down from the head...
The stinky smell instantly spread among Doudou's soldiers. These veterans were experienced in many battles. This was the first time they had been in such a situation. They didn't know what to do.
"Will..." When he opened his mouth, feces and urine splashed in, and the stench made people do evil.
vomit……
There were a lot of people bending over and vomiting, but Dou Dou behaved very well at this time. He didn't move at all, but stared at Xuan Shaoqi fiercely, as if he wanted to tear Xuan Shaoqi into pieces.
"Xuan, Shao, Qi!" Doudou was very angry.
Didn't he just want to use Xuan Shaoqi's mechanism to refine his weapons? Is he so stingy?
"General Ouyang, don't be angry. It's just a small gift. It won't hurt your muscles and bones. Don't worry, General Ouyang." Xuan Shaoqi laughed very hard.
He wouldn't admit that he was so bad, he was just borrowing Naibao's idea.
Ahem... You guessed it right, these excrement bombs were used by Naibao to train Zhai Xiaoming and others, and they even called them good for the six of them, because...
These excrement bombs will not hurt them at all, but they can also impress them and teach them a lesson, killing three birds with one stone...
Xuan Shaoqi didn't think there was anything wrong before, but now he sincerely praised Nai Bao's idea. If Ouyang Doudou didn't learn a lesson this time, he would write the three characters "Xuan Shaoqi" backwards,
When I see Ouyang Doudou in the future, I will take a detour...