Extra: 118: Lang rides a bamboo horse, and green plums cook wine (6)
Among the bunch of names provided by Master, Doudou felt that his own name was the prettiest. He fully suspected that Zuo An was jealous of his nice name, so he deliberately laughed at him...
"It must be like this. Fortunately, I was not fooled. If it were changed to the right bank, I would have suffered a big loss." To express his affirmation, Doudou nodded vigorously to prove that he was too wise.
Doudou no longer worries about his name, and is proud of his name. When he meets Zuo An occasionally, he also looks arrogant. He puts his little hand on his waist and hums Zuo An through his nostrils: You want to deceive me, you are still young.
point.
Zuo An has seen Doudou's stupidity and will not care about Doudou at all. What he has to do now is to defeat Doudou in the next competition!
As for the next punishment?
It is impossible to escape punishment based on the urinary nature of those old monsters doting on Doudou, but Zuoan can minimize the punishment. As for how those old monsters punish him, it doesn't matter, anyway, he will definitely beat Doudou twice as much in the end.
On your body!
In terms of strength, Zuo An is still no match for Dou Dou. Although Dou Dou is lazy, after so many years of training, no matter how weak he is, he is still better than Zuo An, who has only been here for less than half a year, but...
We can't rely on force, but we can outwit them!
Just like Doudou, who was born with a lack of strength and stupidity, Zuoan didn't think it would be difficult to defeat him at all. Doudou's title as the number one master of the Killer Alliance, he didn't know how much water he had...
Zuo An has been practicing hard these days, and occasionally meets Doudou. Every time Doudou sees Zuo An practicing, his eyes widen, and then...
There is no more!
It's impossible for Doudou to practice Kung Fu with Zuo An.
Who is Doudou? He is the number one master! For him, defeating the left bank is a matter of hands. He does not need to practice kung fu. Practicing kung fu is what children do...
Doudou originally wanted to go to the kitchen, find a chicken, and then sit and eat the chicken while watching Zuo An's martial arts practice...
Doudou felt perfect just thinking about that scene, but... Doudou never had the chance to realize it.
He went to the kitchen ten times, but eight times he couldn't find where it was. He wandered outside until dark before finding his way back. The other two times he found the kitchen and got the roast chicken, but when he went back, it was already early on the left bank.
Then went back to sleep.
Many years later, when Doudou talked about this episode, he couldn't help crying: He was so miserable back then, and he sheds tears just talking about it!
But……
Even in this way, he won't get sympathy from Zuo An. Zuo An will only say: Silly!
Doudou: I really can’t afford to hurt Lu Chi’s child!
Doudou's road madness has become an open secret of the Killer Alliance. Zuoan knows that he still can't beat Doudou, so he unceremoniously takes advantage of Doudou's weakness...
Three months is not a long time, nor is it a short time. Three months is enough for Zuo'an to regain its strength and enough for Zuo'an to find a suitable location!
If he beat Doudou too hard, those old monsters from the Killer Alliance would never let him go, but...
What if Doudou himself is injured?
Zuo An's little face was tense, and there was no trace of smile in his bright black eyes...
Soon, three months were up. Zuo An asked Doudou to "duel" in the woods outside the Killer League. Doudou had always been heartless and didn't think it was a big deal that he got lost, so he agreed without hesitation.
If Zuo An wants to fight Doudou, he will definitely not let Doudou find the place now. Zuo An kindly takes Doudou to the place of duel.
The place chosen on the left bank is a small grassland. There are no trees or stones within ten meters. The grass is very long and the soil is very soft. It will not hurt too much if you fall...
Doudou looked around to make sure there were no traps or traps, so he put on a fighting stance and said, "Last time you were lucky enough to win against me, today I will beat you until you are begging for mercy."
Doudou was very upset about his last loss to Zuo An, who broke his undefeated record!
"Don't complain if you lose." Zuo An was not polite. He stepped up his calf and walked steadily.
Zuoan knows that his advantage is his stable chassis, and Doudou's advantage is his sharp moves, so...
He stood there waiting for Doudou to take the initiative to attack, and Doudou was impatient. As long as he stood still, Doudou would definitely attack...
Zuo An's expectation was correct. Doudou waited for a moment, but before Zuo An took the initiative to attack, he took the initiative to step forward as soon as his face sank, and punched Zuo An in the abdomen...
Zuo An stretched out his hand to block Doudou's move, but Doudou was not angry and continued to fight...
In terms of martial arts, Zuo An was really no match for Dou Dou. Zuo An was bound to suffer a loss at the beginning. He was hit several times by Dou Dou on his body and face. Seeing that he had the upper hand, Dou Dou became more and more frightened, and the strength of his attack was slightly reduced by two points.
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We are all peers, Doudou just wants to fight for the first place, and has never thought about beating people to death, so he naturally knows the severity of the attack. Zuo An also found out, and secretly thought to himself that this kid is not bad, so don't torment him less...
Doudou was so immersed in the excitement of defeating Zuo An that he completely failed to notice Zuo An's secret moves. By the time he discovered it, it was already too late...
"Ah..." Doudou screamed. After stepping on the trap, he was dragged on the ground for more than ten meters by Zuo An and then hung on a tree...
"Bad guy, you're cheating." Doudou put a rope on his left foot and hung him upside down on the tree.
Woohoo... He clearly didn't see the trap, so how could a trap appear ten meters away? This is so unreasonable.
"Put me down, I will fight you to the death." Doudou kept struggling, Zuoan was too lazy to pay attention to him, tied one end of the rope to the tree, then took a pebble and rubbed half of the rope off, "After an hour,
The rope will break, just wait patiently."
Zuo'an thought that he was already very kind, but this was because Doudou had just struck lightly.
"You, please let me down. You are a villain. If you want to find us, just fight us openly. How can you be a hero with your small tricks?" Doudou was so angry that his little face turned red and he hung upside down in the tree.
He was restless, and his fists were waving randomly in mid-air.
"Victory is king, defeat is bandit. Didn't your master tell you?" Zuo An gave Doudou a disdainful look, "Just stay here, you can come down in an hour."
As for whether Doudou can find his way back after an hour, that is none of his business. This small forest also belongs to the territory of the Killer Alliance. There are no wild beasts here. Doudou can stay here for one night without risking his life.
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Now Zuo An is not the number one killer who kills without blinking an eye, he is still kind in his heart.
After solving Doudou, Zuo An took a nap in the woods. About an hour later, Zuo An went back to the Killer Alliance training ground and took the initiative to find those old monsters...