Chapter 308: The champion sees the champion (Part 2) (Depressed seeking the moon
It is required to first mention a silent thing, and then pick up an ancient person who is related to this thing. This ancient person must also lead to another ancient person. The former ancient person asks the later ancient person something, and the later ancient person must answer with Tang poetry. And asked to string it forward and backward.
Even, don't force it.
The more restrictive requirements, the higher the difficulty, especially in this kind of on-the-spot new work.
After mentioning the conditions, Xiao Hu saw that he had made an order first: "The pen fell to the ground silently, and he raised his head to see Guan Zhong. Guan Zhong asked Uncle Bao: 'Why don't you plant bamboo?' Uncle Bao said: 'You only need two or three rods, and the breeze will be enough.
.'" Guan Chengzi is another name for the pen. Guan Bao and Guan Bao were both officials of Duke Huan of Qi, while Bamboo was used to make pen tubes. They are connected in series, without any hard work.
Zhao Zongji and Zhao Bian thought about it carefully. If there were no mistakes in so many things, it would be possible to go home and write them down in writing. They wanted to come here, but they couldn't resist, so they had to look at Chen Ke. Only Chen Ke was like this.
Only a guy who was tortured by Su Shi and his younger sister could cope with it. He then heard him think for a while and said: "The snowflakes fell to the ground silently, and he looked up and saw Bai Qi. Bai Qi asked Lian Po: 'Why don't you raise geese?' Lian Po said.
:'White hair floats on the green water, and anthurium stirs the clear waves.'"
The snow is white, both of them are famous generals in the Warring States Period, and the geese are also white... Zhao Zongji and Zhao Bian breathed a sigh of relief.
Seeing that Chen Ke was not in trouble, Zhang Xiaojie gave another order: "The smallpox fell to the ground silently, and when I raised my head I saw Baoguang. Baoguang asked Vimalakirti: 'Where is the monk walking so close?' Vimalakia said: 'When he meets a guest, his head is like a turtle.
During the fasting period, the necklace is like a goose.'"
Baoguang is the name of the Buddha in India, Vimalakirti is the famous layman, and the layman often sets up a house to worship the Buddha. The three are all related.
At this time, Chen Ke had already thought of another order: "The moth particles fell to the ground silently, and he raised his head to see Confucius. Confucius asked Yan Hui: 'Why don't you plant plum blossoms?' Yan Hui said: 'In the deep snow in the front village, a branch bloomed last night.
.'"
Where there are insects, there must be holes. Yan Hui is a disciple of Confucius. Plum blossoms are colored and connected with ‘Yan’.
Zhang Xiaojie thought for a moment and then replied: "The moonlight fell silently to the ground. When I looked up to see Du Fu, Du Fu asked Li Bai: 'Can a big white float float?' Li Bai said: 'And you must drink fine wine and get drunk on the high platform by the moon.'"
There is a poem by Du Fu that says, "The clouds rise above the rocks, and the moonlight lingers on the clear fir trees." The two are good friends, and Li Bai is the master of wine.
It was Chen Ke's turn again. He frowned slightly and said to him: "The beautiful line fell to the ground silently. He raised his head to see Hongdu. Hongdu asked Xuanji: "Are you willing to be a wife?" Xuanji said: "I can get a glimpse of the Song Dynasty.
Jade. Why hate Wang Chang.'"
Hongdu is Xue Tao's nickname, and she was a talented woman of the Tang Dynasty along with Yu Xuanji, who was famous for his rich emotional life...
"The red leaves fell silently to the ground. I looked up and saw Gu Kuang. Gu Kuang asked the palace maid: 'Why did you mention this poem?' The palace maid said: 'The dream is far away and it is difficult to recall it, and the book is hastily turned into ink.'" Zhang Xiaojie thought more and more time.
The longer. Under the gazes of Xiao Hujian and Yelu Derong, it was difficult to hold back a sentence.
These are the male and female sentences in "Red Leaf Poetry"...
Chen Ke still smiled and said: "The moonlight fell silently to the ground. He looked up and saw Kong Ming. Kong Ming asked Yueying: 'How can I live up to you?' Yueying said: 'The sun rises in the east and rains in the west. The Tao is ruthless but affectionate.'"
A moon connects the three.
Zhang Xiaojie suppressed his internal injuries, and finally choked out another sentence: "The white rainbow fell to the ground silently, and he raised his head to see Jing Ke. Jing Ke asked Jianli: "What does Junqin mean?" Jianli said: "If life is just like the first meeting, what is so sad about autumn?
fan.'"
"Haha, we agreed to use Tang poetry." Zhao Zongji immediately pointed out the chaos and said: "This sentence doesn't seem to be from the Tang Dynasty, right?"
"It is indeed not from the Tang Dynasty." Zhang Xiaojie shook off his baggage and was waiting for him to ask. He clasped his fists towards Chen Ke in a graceful manner and said: "I really love the song "Mulan Ci" composed by Bachelor Chen...
, so I couldn’t help but use it here.”
"Hahaha." Xiao Hujian replied with a fake smile: "No matter what, you lose."
"I violated the order, accept the punishment!" Zhang Xiaojie drank happily.
In fact, everyone can see that this kid can't continue to make up. But he is quick-witted and can make it seem like he is losing the game just to flatter his guests.
It looks very stylish...
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In any case, Chen Ke fulfilled his mission at the banquet that night. But after he returned, he was so depressed. This was much worse than when he was in Japan. Even though he was very productive at that time, the Japanese people looked up to him. He wanted to do couplets
Couplet. If you want to compose a poem, compose a poem. If you don't want to compose, just rest without any burden.
But now, it's like crossing the river with an egg in hand. If you make a mistake, you will become a sinner of the country. It's really stressful...
Sure enough, after going on the road the next day, Zhang Xiaojie always found every opportunity to regain his place.
One day when they entered the city, they met an ancestral hall on the road and saw a large wooden carving of Ao. They wrote a couplet and asked Chen Ke to respond:
"Liangshang Aoyu is difficult to stir-fry, fry, and serve to customers."
Chen Ke took a closer look and saw a pair of door gods Yuchi Jingde and Qin Shubao posted on the door of the ancestral hall. He smiled and said:
"General in the sect, he does not drink, eat or ask for help."
After leaving the city, he heard an eagle chirping on the mountains. Zhang Xiaojie was inspired again and made up a homophonic couplet:
"The eagle cries on the top of the mountain, and the drunken soldiers stop to listen."
Chen Ke looked up and saw a wild goose flying by, so he said sarcastically with a pun:
"The wild geese are returning from the mountains, and the lazy beasts are pulling back and flicking."
Zhang Xiaojie also saw the wild goose and immediately said another line:
"Birds flying east and west, phoenixes everywhere can hardly get in." This is to boast that the Northern Dynasties are full of talents, and the envoys of the Southern Dynasties will definitely be blinded during this trip.
Unexpectedly, Chen Ke immediately replied: "The southern forest is leaping to the north, and all the beasts in the mountain are bowing their heads." He directly scolded the Liao people as beasts, which greatly boosted his own morale and made all the Liao people lose their temper.
Zhang Xiaojie was eager to save face. He stayed at the inn at night and saw a mountain with a huge rock on top in the distance. He made a pun: "The peak where fleas wait for chickens is as dangerous as eggs!" This means that the Southern Dynasty was in a dangerous situation in front of the Northern Dynasty.
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Chen Ke, however, said calmly: "Sleep at my father-in-law's house for the night, it's as peaceful as Mount Tai."
When it was time to eat, he saw the waiter pouring wine. Zhang Xiaojie said again: "Wine is like a thread, because the needle can see."
Chen Ke replied again: "Bread is like the moon, but when there is food, it is short..."
"..."
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Along the way, Chen Ke blocked Zhang Xiaojie's offensive with troops and water, and was able to successfully neutralize Zhang Xiaojie's offensive and also take advantage of the situation to annihilate the Liao people.
In fact, at home, he also knew that "if you have to spare others, spare others, and if you don't spare others, you won't spare yourself." But now he is on a mission to the Liao Kingdom. Both sides are quarreling on behalf of their respective countries, and they can only feel sorry for Xiao Zhang.
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After a few days, Zhang Xiaojie, the number one scholar of the Liao Dynasty, was so tortured... his cheeks were sunken and his eye sockets were sunken, as if he had been ravaged by more than a dozen big men. How could he still be as high-spirited as when he first met him?
He was riding on the horse, his eyes were blood red, and his voice was hoarse: "I will make another pair. If you can match me, I will never fight again for the rest of my life!"
"Then why bother?" Chen Ke smiled with concern: "We should put friendship first."
"Shut up!" Zhang Xiaojie couldn't hold back his anger and shouted angrily. I'm so fucking embarrassed. I've lost all my glory and reputation for more than 20 years in your hands, and you still talk about friendship with me!
Yelv Derong couldn't stand it anymore. He laughed softly and said: "Calm down, calm down..."
"Shut up!" Zhang Xiaojie said angrily: "Boy, listen up. There are only five words, 'three lights, sun, moon and stars', right!" This couplet is from his father, who is known as the 'treasure of a generation' in the Liao Kingdom.
Zhang Jian, left behind in his later years.
His father believed that this was vice-absolute because the numerals in the couplets must be paired with numerals. The word "三" is used in the first couplet, so it should not be repeated in the second couplet. And there are only three words under "三光",
No matter which number you use to get it right, the number of words that follow is either more than 'three' or less than 'three', so it's impossible to get it right!
Originally, this was a killer move that he planned to save for the last banquet, but now, he didn't care so much, he wanted to stop the bleeding on his face first.
"Are you sorry?" Seeing the strange expression on Chen Ke's face, he felt bursts of pleasure.
"No, I mean, is this really your killer move?" Chen Kecheng asked sincerely: "Why is it so simple? How about changing it..."
"It's simple, you're right!" Zhang Xiaojie sneered, idiot. It seems you haven't realized the power of this combination.
"Okay." Chen Ke simply said: "Four poems in ode to elegance."
"No..." Zhang Xiaojie was about to deny it, but he swallowed the word 'right'. Oh my God, the 'Four Poems' really only have three names: 'Feng, Ya, and Song'! Because 'Ya' is mentioned in the Book of Songs
This part is divided into 'Daya' and 'Xiaoya'...
Quiet, deathly quiet, a small breeze blew by, the horses snorted, and everyone saw tears rising from the corners of Zhang Xiaojie's eyes...
"God, is this the evil spirit you sent down to me..." Zhang Xiaojie's face was like gold paper, a mouthful of blood spurted out, and he fell softly.
If the guards hadn't discovered something wrong with him earlier, the mighty Liao Dynasty champion would have been thrown to his death.
Chen Ke kept tilting his head and finally figured it out, why do I think this couplet is not difficult? In the original period of history, more than ten years later, the Liao people used this couplet to defeat the Song Dynasty, but they were defeated
Su Xian was broken. Naturally, this story was passed down, and because of its simple words, it became a reading material in literacy textbooks...
'No wonder...' Chen Ke suddenly realized it and said to himself, buddy, you were not unjustly defeated, I am not fighting alone...
At this moment, the majestic figure of his uncle appeared behind him.
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"This is too much!" Seeing that the dignified number one scholar of the Liao Dynasty was knocked unconscious by the number one scholar of the Song Dynasty, Xiao Hujian's face was completely unhinged and he said with murderous intent: "Find out whose territory you are on?!"
With his roar, all the Liao people showed their weapons.
The guards of the Song Dynasty quickly drew their swords to resist, and the scene suddenly became tense!
Zhang Xiaojie in this chapter is the true portrayal of me now...
I was fucked. It was an indescribable feeling... If I was fucked by a book I was writing, I would admit it. But, it was an old book that Lao Mao finished last year!
Oh my god, I was actually blown away by someone else's old book... This is simply too destructive. Readers of Master Three Rings, where are you? Can't we even compete with someone else's old book?
Do you agree? Can you stand it? Please, give me some confidence, okay?
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